Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

[Fapcop]

Tranny wants to know what a stinkditch feels like for the victim penetrating it.


Comments are full of “Feels totally the same MY BOYFRIEND said” or totally real stories about having had stealth sex with dozens of people. Who TOTALLY couldn’t tell.

Until a fellow tranny drops a truth bomb at the bottom. Comment is unsurprisingly downvoted lol!


It’s like they WANT to lie to each other lol!

Guess it’s not surprising that when your life is a lie, you become allergic to truth.

 

[Bloo]

Guess it’s not surprising that when your life is a lie, you become allergic to truth.

This. Their entire identity and existence is based on a lie so they have to awkwardly patch everything together to make it all make sense.

 

[Pepito Cafe]

Where do lil’ doods get their clothes?

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Why in the kids section obviously!
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Nothing says “I’m a real man now!” Than a 5’ 3” pooner running around in children’s clothes.

Granted I was never as skinny as this little dood (though I'm assuming the skinner you are the better you'd fit in men's clothes anyway?), but I'm 163cm tall (should be around the same height as them, pretty short but fairly standard for a woman) and back in my full GNC/butch era I weighed around 73-76kg and I've never had issues shopping in the men's section? Today I weigh around 80kg and occasionally buy men's clothes and still no issue.
The biggest issue I've encountered with men's clothes is (obviously) the lack of room for hips and breasts, but buying one or two sizes up usually fixed the issue (and gave me this cool oversized streetwear look that I loved, which should also be a benefit for a pooner since oversize means people can't really see your curves)

 

[Positron]

The other day I did laundry at my Uni. Although my roommate clicked on the wrong cycle by accident her clothes came out dry. I was more careful and still every single piece of clothijg came out damp.

I swear universities these days accept even the most retarded people as long as they can pay.

 

[Fapcop]

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Tranny ends up having a crush on his co worker because he's nice to him.
Eventually realizing it'll never happen and blames the universe for his problems.

Also not the first time it's happened

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Clearly didn't learn the first time

In the good ol days, this dude would have gotten married, had children, been a decent husband, and a few times a year might have had some homo sex with a guy he liked.

Wife would likely have known, or suspected but would have looked the other way because she’d understand that perfect is the enemy of good.

Ultimately he, and likely everyone else, would have been a hell of a lot better off than in clown world where men pretend to be women, despite knowing deep inside that they’re not.

 

[Sean Andalou]

And these are „only“ 4000cc.

Gallon jugs.
Just couldn't rseist. Sorry.

Nothing says “I’m a real man now!” Than a 5’ 3” pooner running around in children’s clothes.

If Reddit selfies are the standard, all the not-grotesquely-fat unbearded ones look like children, no matter how they are dressed. And unfortunately many of them are children.

 

[Otis Mallebrok]

In the good ol days, this dude would have gotten married, had children, been a decent husband, and a few times a year might have had some homo sex with a guy he liked.

In the good old days that kind of behavior would have led to a trip to the gallows.

 

[TORtlEMUStRaNSUS]

In the first one she does look like a man, so much so that I initially wrote "he". It's the broader nose, the fleshy look of her thickened skin, and of course, the beard. The wonders of testosterone, eh.
However in the second picture notice at how open her eye sockets are, look how there's no ridge up to the forehead from her deep set nose bridge, and for me the most telling apart from the scars that can be covered up, is the back of her neck. Even with a very slight man the back of the neck is either at an angle or straight line from the back of the head not this gentle curve from the very base of the skull that I've only ever seen in women. All that makes her side view look like what she is, a woman with male pattern baldness.
This concludes my transvestigation.

I have someone in my life who is FtM. They actually do pass due to unlucky (or lucky) genes. This girl is 5'11, overweight with small breasts, and built like a brick shit house. I still avoid at all costs, but if she was shorter or more feminine the trick wouldn't have worked as well as it did.

Troon wrecker problems
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A troon working as a nanny has a thing for the husband, and the husband might be gay or bi.
Either way hope the wife takes her kid and everything if this was a true story.

Found another good post

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I needed to add this in:

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I don't blame the troon I blame the husband. What a piece of garbage.

 

[neverendingmidi]

The dude couldn't even figure out that he could dry his clothes a second time, and I don't think he just didn't do it because he couldn't afford it. Shit when I went to uni, you doubled the price of the dryer automatically cause you knew those old and unserviced pieces of junk weren't up to doing even the smallest load the first time.

He probably waited until he had no more clothes left, then threw everything he owned in one load of the washer and then put that mass in the dryer. The girl he watch probably did a reasonable sized load, which then dried in a reasonable time.

Given this idiot's inability to manage to do anything, he probably never noticed and just assumed it was "girl magic" he hadn't learned yet.

 

[Vampirella]

He probably waited until he had no more clothes left, then threw everything he owned in one load of the washer and then put that mass in the dryer. The girl he watch probably did a reasonable sized load, which then dried in a reasonable time.

Notice how he said the girl he watched did it wrong and still got her clothes dry, and he says he did it right but still fucked up. Troons will always say they're better then normal women but still fuck it up in the worst way.

 

[Slideshow Bill]

Where do lil’ doods get their clothes?

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Why in the kids section obviously!
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Nothing says “I’m a real man now!” Than a 5’ 3” pooner running around in children’s clothes.

Somehow the "clothing brands that are specifically targeting doods (that really are just masculine clothes for the female body/clothes for rich butch lesbians) are extremely over priced" doesn't strike her as a red flag that trannies are seen as cashcows.
examples of these kind of stores:
Wildfang
TomboyX
Kirrin Finch
Dapper Boi Open the link to get footage of bois dancing. Keking at the name. I admire how they have men in the advertising as opposed to the other stores who only have masculine women and TIFs, almost to say "DON'T WORRY LIL DOOD! REAL MEN SHOP HERE TOO! You're not a confused tomboy like those other brands think you are."

Spoiler: LIl' Dapper Bois

Stuzo Clothing This store looks to be more for black butches and gay men but it still popped up when I looked up "ftm stores"

Spoiler: A sweater that will turn heads

ShapeshiftersThe most feminine way you can say "I'm not a woman" is with decorative breast crushers.
Both&

Spoiler: Both& founder admits that this store is female only, is actively fighting the cognitive dissonance on video

 

[Dr. Eldon Tyrell]

Isn't the plot to that basically bimbofication? You get surgery that makes you beautiful, but also makes you incredibly stupid, shallow and easily controlled. I guess at least it depicts that as a bad thing.

I wanted to disagree with that take because afaik, mainly from the farms, bimbofication seems to entail being meat lego'd into some grotesque hyper sexualized prison wall scribble like lolo ferrari, whereas the "pretties" just seemed to look like uberfiltered average tiktok drones but then they revealed the boyish asian chick's make over in the end and I was like "no, they didn't. they really mean it." Movie was an A grade shitpost. Sadly it wasn't camp enough to be memeworthy trash, which is sad. And I'm still trying to figure out how they got that black troon to plain the villain - That was a genius move. No idea how the madlads accomplished that one. No matter how forgettable it was, this one has the potential to make smarter, self aware trannys rope.
Thanks for another peak clownworld moment, fellow kiwis. Also simping for the asian actress a bit, ngl. She cute, so the aforementioned scene even worked on me.
Well, not really. I'm too jaded, but it was kinda harrowing see her spot that kim k butt suddenly. Oh, the horror.

Sperg-Edit:
I think I figured it out, they had the troon do a monologue at the azn's actual bimbofication where she was all mad about people having free will and that she wants the option to chose stamped out.
They knew troons are oblivious to observable truth, so she probably thinks this movie is about forcing people to go trough the "wrong puberty" and shit.
But it's not what they show us. Absolute genius. Actually, the movie shows how the people all actually want the surgery and think it's great, has no side efffects and how they pressure each into it, it's only forced on those who resist (think trooning in Iran) which isn't known to the population at large. That it's forced on some people and that they also lobotomize them all when doing it (cue: bring up that study about HRT making trannies stoopid), is just lamp-shading to rope that actor in. And they make clear that troonery is the same kind of social contagion as kim k surgery. They obviously avoided straight up trooning characters, so they casted the most andro looking actress they could muster for that bimbofication scene. They even have characters "revealing" that some surgeries go wrong and people die from it but that it's sweeped under the rug, just like in my irl kiwi threads! It's full of hamfisted nods to actual troonery but that retard troon doesn't see it and just plays himself, basically. Again, wasn't it a shitty netflix scifi slob production, I'd admire it's perfection.

 

[Fapcop]

Somehow the "clothing brands that are specifically targeting doods (that really are just masculine clothes for the female body/clothes for rich butch lesbians) are extremely over priced" doesn't strike her as a red flag that trannies are seen as cashcows.
examples of these kind of stores:
Wildfang
TomboyX
Kirrin Finch
Dapper Boi Open the link to get footage of bois dancing. Keking at the name. I admire how they have men in the advertising as opposed to the other stores who only have masculine women and TIFs, almost to say "DON'T WORRY LIL DOOD! REAL MEN SHOP HERE TOO! You're not a confused tomboy like those other brands think you are."

Spoiler: LIl' Dapper Bois

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Stuzo Clothing This store looks to be more for black butches and gay men but it still popped up when I looked up "ftm stores"

Spoiler: A sweater that will turn heads

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ShapeshiftersThe most feminine way you can say "I'm not a woman" is with decorative breast crushers.
Both&

Spoiler: Both& founder admits that this store is female only, is actively fighting the cognitive dissonance on video

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LMAO! “Dapper Boi”

The number of actual men who’d shop in a store or for a brand named that is 0.

They might as well have named it: For Pooners, By Pooners.

 

[Syikeblade]

Ftm seems upset because someone said they would punch a cis man.

But if someone did punch them like a man, they'd get mad at other people treating her like a lady or people not caring she was hit.

 

[monstrous bubo]

Somehow the "clothing brands that are specifically targeting doods (that really are just masculine clothes for the female body/clothes for rich butch lesbians) are extremely over priced" doesn't strike her as a red flag that trannies are seen as cashcows.

Gonna be real, those clothes are not extremely overpriced for what they are, and the prices aren’t necessarily because the sellers thinks the trans will pay anything. Let me break it down.

Spoiler: spergery

Our ideas of a fair price for clothes have been massively distorted by fast fashion. Clothes like that are cheap in our countries because life is cheap in the countries of origin. Bluntly, clothing supply chains are rife with modern slavery.

Apart from labour, the inputs include fabric, premises, logistics and branding. Fabric cost will also be affected by the amount of slavery in its production, and by how much you use per item (for example, you use more to match patterns such as plaid. Really cheap shit doesn’t match up lines in plaid to cut costs). The bigger the size and more relaxed the cut, the more fabric. You also have to work out what to do with the fabric offcuts.

Logistics and marketing have their own quirks, but basically it’s harder for smaller, boutique labels.

After that, you have to add the costs of excess stock, having designs ripped off, and being vulnerable to changes in fashion.

Almost all the businesses listed by @Slideshow Bill are small, make niche products, can use non-standard fabrics such as organic cotton, recycled polyesters or treated fabric, carry a large range of sizes in relaxed cuts but don’t charge extra for the 4xl, and bang on about sustainability, ESG, paying above average wages, and philanthropy. One even gives unlimited paid leave! Quite a few were founded by lesbians and pride themselves on giving back to the LGBT community. All that adds to the overheads. Inshallah, they will be affected by changes in fashion if teenage girls stop pooning out.


In short, they’re not clearly price gouging - they have entered a volatile market, and decided not to make their clothes in the cheapest way possible. Some have cut corners in subtle ways, such as eliminating box pleats and darts on shirts, but they’re selling these as features, not bugs. That’s refreshingly cynical, but not enough to blow away the cloud of smug that envelopes them.

In itself, by the way, these manufacturing practices are not a bad thing - buy fewer, buy better, and don’t support slavery. Unfortunately the buyers are not following these maxims. They’re buying to affirm their mental illness, the sellers think that’s great, and a lot of the clothes are ugly enough to do just that.

 

[The Un-Clit]

A crosspost from the 'bad webcomics' thread. @Layton Mysteries notes: The president of "Project Liberal", Joshua Reed Eakle, reposted a PizzaCake comic, which drew quite a bit of backlash from troons, who are angry that he drew the trans "woman" with a beard. Very few realised that he didn't draw the comic and just reposted it.

The comments in reply are some of the funnier examples of 'eating their own' I've read in a while. the post itself is at:

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/bad-webcomics.16542/post-19400747

But check some of this out:

Oh! Forgot the comic itself!

 

[Layton Mysteries]

A crosspost from the 'bad webcomics' thread. @Layton Mysteries notes: The president of "Project Liberal", Joshua Reed Eakle, reposted a PizzaCake comic, which drew quite a bit of backlash from troons, who are angry that he drew the trans "woman" with a beard. Very few realised that he didn't draw the comic and just reposted it.

Meaanwhile, the actual troons complaining:

Let's actually take a look at some of the troons complaining. I feel like since this isn't really webcomic related it fits better in this thread.

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Here is @JoyMoone, who on the farms goes by @Miss Phase and has a thread! He is a turkish autogynephile & pornographer constantly seething on Xitter about non-trannies drawing trannies or doing things similar to trannies (i.e. F1nn5ter before he fully trooned out).

(Twitter | Archive) (Twitter | Archive)
Come say hi @Miss Phase. Where do you get your fillers by the way? I'm not sure they are doing a great job.

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Next we have @totalegem, or "kali yuga". I don't even know how to explain this guy. He presents himself as an antisemitic orthodox Christian Nick Fuentes fan who wants TND & TKD, but is also a tranny and wants to protect trans rights. He goes on right wing accounts and argues with them about how being a tranny is actually based and only niggers hate trannies. He is also a misogynist, posts about "cunny", and is a F1nn5ter fan.
This guy is incredibly gross and weird and someone could probably do a deep dive into him, but I don't think I can begin to decipher his mental disorder.

(Twitter | Nitter | Archive)

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This was so golden I had to repost it to The "Trannies Posting their L's Online" thread, I hope you don't mind.

Of course I don't mind.

 

[SpookyObserver]

Good day! I was just thinking about how many trannies wear buttplugs all day. Some even hand the remote control over to another tranny who can manipulate the Power Level of the buttplug from moment to moment. Well, think about that, though. If that buttplug is staying in there all day, it means that when the tranny needs to take a shit, it will remove the buttplug from its skin for Taco Bell diarrhea again! That was bad enough, because I thought of rubbery buttplugs being yanked from anuses by large man-hands and unspeakable brown eruptions flying everywhere. Then I realized something even worse. I realized that they almost certainly just keep the plug in while taking a shit. They almost certainly just keep the plug in and then, as their shitting muscles begin uncontrollably spasming and contracting—the body desperately trying to fill its intended function, "I have no hole, and I must void"—as the poop just gets mash-mashed all up into the colon and probably gets shoved all the way back into the small intestine over time. At first the tranny thinks it's "hot" and "sexy" to have "mushy gushy ooey gooey feminine poopidoo" and probably grinds and squishes all around in it while it sits impaled upon its plug. Then the poop gets really, really impacted over time and eventually, the tranny just dies. Anyway, that's got to be an L! Bon apetit, Jen! Bon apetit, BlueFolf! Eat shit and die, trannies!


Why is there METAL in the packer?? Isn't that shit usually crocheted so that it's nice and soft on the girls' poonani???

Are you a schizo homosexual or something? This was embarrassing.

 

[Shakespeare]

Oh! Forgot the comic itself!

That's not even a tranny. It's just a long haired dude wearing makeup and a pink shirt. Obviously a stand in for people who's nonconforming to gender roles and not trannies.

It must be exhausting to have such a huge victim complex that you see caricatures of yourself wherever you go.

 

[Fapcop]

A crosspost from the 'bad webcomics' thread. @Layton Mysteries notes: The president of "Project Liberal", Joshua Reed Eakle, reposted a PizzaCake comic, which drew quite a bit of backlash from troons, who are angry that he drew the trans "woman" with a beard. Very few realised that he didn't draw the comic and just reposted it.

The comments in reply are some of the funnier examples of 'eating their own' I've read in a while. the post itself is at:

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/bad-webcomics.16542/post-19400747

But check some of this out:
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KEK!

One of my fave sub genres in troonery is when the shitlib “ally” tries to suck some troon cock for the social credit score, and gets told “FUCK YOU NORMIE SUCK DEEPER AND HARDER!”