DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Skippy Shortbottom]

How much of the "fixing the snort fort, finally" check that came in what was it, yesterday, now, is already gone to WWE Champions time for the resold gacha whale account? 'Resale' used by a pigroach meaning, 'I bought the same account back, it's mine again,' of course.

Well I listened to last nights Gacha Session and the thing that stood out to me the most was how the Leonardo wrestler was some OP shit so I'm lookin forward to him sinking tons of money into that, and the "snort fort fixes" will be quietly walked out the back door just like his broken shower handle and every other fuckin household appliance excuse he used.

Until one day he decides to post pictures of a new washer and dryer so he can prove everyone he never ever lies about this shit and he totally has something easily proveable like his "monster" calves.

 

[We Are The Witches]

KC/Null paypig by the name of Tettrabax or something wandered over to Phil and started giving a shit ton of money, think he gave 300-400 tonight (gave a few hundred earlier). Then that ellisworth or whatever his name is that's been paypigging like crazy gave 200 tonight.

Oh, @TETRABAX ?

Saw them in another stream with the same PFP as the Kiwifarmer, so maybe it's the same person. What was your favourite part of the stream?

 

[Very Honest Content]

the thing that stood out to me the most was how the Leonardo wrestler was some OP shit so I'm lookin forward to him sinking tons of money into that, and the "snort fort fixes" will be quietly walked out the back door just like his broken shower handle and every other fuckin household appliance excuse he used.

I like "expert at the game Phil Burnell," it's such a refreshing change of pace from his normal room temperature IQ streamer even when the game is for kids' presentation, but that game is fucking so boring to watch him whale on.

I feel like he did this already for each of these needed repairs at least twice so far, once when brought up for the first time and then some "it would be nice to be able to blahblahblah" cope tin cup rattles for each of them in turn over the timeline since they were introduced from behind da scenes, so you are probably correct. How many times can he go back to that very well will be determined when he goes there one time too many I guess.

 

[Penix]

Oh, @TETRABAX ?

Saw them in another stream with the same PFP as the Kiwifarmer, so maybe it's the same person. What was your favourite part of the stream?

We are expected to believe Null, Haramburger, Tetrabax and even our own @The Penultimate Warrior suddenly started an organic outpouring of support, right after he failed the streak twice in a row and revolutionized the support system, all contributing of course in the Preferred Method. Only Phil can see any info on these tippers, I'm skeptical.

 

[Hectic Heckler]

I guess you could just ask Dear Leader if he tipped Phil, but then it brings him into his "favorite" subforum and then the arguing begins

 

[porkypork99]

Well I listened to last nights Gacha Session and the thing that stood out to me the most was how the Leonardo wrestler was some OP shit so I'm lookin forward to him sinking tons of money into that, and the "snort fort fixes" will be quietly walked out the back door just like his broken shower handle and every other fuckin household appliance excuse he used.

Until one day he decides to post pictures of a new washer and dryer so he can prove everyone he never ever lies about this shit and he totally has something easily proveable like his "monster" calves.

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what game is this?

 

[UsedUp]

Dead Space

what game is this?

 

[00R-Gundam]

So this is how a gachapon addict looks like. Its kinda scary that he can just blow money in an instant like that, 200? Down the drain in minutes. Peraonally i couldnt sleep at night knowing i spent 200 in mere minutes on a gacha game even if i had money to do so.


Althoughi wonder, now that he has normalized the wwe champions thing, doesnt this mean his addiction will get validated and spin out of control eventually? Will we see the withdrawal arc?

 

[QwahlityKahntent]

his addiction will get validated and spin out of control

hes 6 figures deep. its already out of control

 

[Elbe]

Althoughi wonder, now that he has normalized the wwe champions thing, doesnt this mean his addiction will get validated and spin out of control eventually?

Fingers crossed!

 

[San Dimas High School]

DSP doesn't know what to do. The blackout curtains he bought didn't work like an air conditioner and he's now out of options. I truly have no idea what goes on in his oddly shaped head. He could have just left his air conditioner in the window for another month.

 

[Shuma-Gorath]

How much of the "fixing the snort fort, finally" check that came in what was it, yesterday, now, is already gone to WWE Champions time for the resold gacha whale account? 'Resale' used by a pigroach meaning, 'I bought the same account back, it's mine again,' of course.

Wait, did he actually say this? Because I can already see it...

"Now guys, here it is... the DownFromTheRafters accounts tuhuhuhu... Ok I'm gonna start banning some idiots in chat because they're already saying dumb shit "oooh so it was you all along, we knew it" no that's not true you fucking moron. Allow me to explain. A few years ago I sold the account to someone else, and I guess this person then started to whale on this game and threw thousands and thousands of dollars. Now, this person contacted me recently and said "hey, I'm no longer gonna play this game, would you be interested in buying the account back?" and he sold it to me for like pennies, I can't even remember how much he asked, but it was a few hundred bucks at most. And here it is, it has a lot of stuff that this person paid for, it wasn't me who spent so much money into the account, I bought it like this"

If he hasn't said it, he's going to. It's the kind of retarded half-lie half-truth Phil always says and has no reason to ever say but only does because it's so fucking convoluted and stupid that he can weasel his way out of by not giving any proof and having to way to verify it.

 

[TETRABAX]

Oh, @TETRABAX ?

Saw them in another stream with the same PFP as the Kiwifarmer, so maybe it's the same person. What was your favourite part of the stream?

Never thought i would have a copy cat lol. I boosted him once after his KC appearance though since he had been pretty entertaining for a couple months

 

[The Penultimate Warrior]

We are expected to believe Null, Haramburger, Tetrabax and even our own @The Penultimate Warrior suddenly started an organic outpouring of support, right after he failed the streak twice in a row and revolutionized the support system, all contributing of course in the Preferred Method. Only Phil can see any info on these tippers, I'm skeptical.

What can I say, I'm honoured to be the one owning the detractors. Hopefully I'll wake up tomorrow to find that I tipped at least $100 to the night stream.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

The grift continues. Now that Phil has blackout curtains (remember how he said that he couldn't get them because of his "irregular shaped windows”?), he has found out that they don't block the heat. So, dents and tourists, you must now research AND fund his quest for reflective ones to block the sun because he can’t do it "because his windows are not a standardized size”.

But why is he talking about this now? Answer: He now has the money to do this. Have fun being responsible for a 42-year-old lazy piece of shit.

 

[Iron Hamster]

The grift continues. Now that Phil has blackout curtains (remember how he said that he couldn't get them because of his "irregular shaped windows”?), he has found out that they don't block the heat. So, dents and tourists, you must now research AND fund his quest for reflective ones to block the sun because he can’t do it "because his windows are not a standardized size”.

But why is he talking about this now? Answer: He now has the money to do this. Have fun being responsible for a 42-year-old lazy piece of shit.

It's just that easy​

 

[detractorzer0]

The grift continues. Now that Phil has blackout curtains (remember how he said that he couldn't get them because of his "irregular shaped windows”?), he has found out that they don't block the heat. So, dents and tourists, you must now research AND fund his quest for reflective ones to block the sun because he can’t do it "because his windows are not a standardized size”.

But why is he talking about this now? Answer: He now has the money to do this. Have fun being responsible for a 42-year-old lazy piece of shit.

His main problem is that he needs to be venting out hot air while bringing in fresh air. He is in a small room, on the second floor, full of electronics he never turns off, now with thick black out curtains that hold the heat in. It's 65 in Renton. The heat isn't coming from outside.

 

[Self Felted Felt]

His main problem is that he needs to be venting out hot air while bringing in fresh air. He is in a small room, on the second floor, full of electronics he never turns off, now with thick black out curtains that hold the heat in. It's 65 in Renton. The heat isn't coming from outside.

Aside from the hideous new bust face Dan merch, he has mostly been wearing button-down shirts, too. Can't cool off by wearing gamer tees anymore since LTG caused him to change his entire wardrobe and setup

 

[Judas Connor Moon]

Phillip, the man who claims he isn't apart of the FGC, really hates JWong stating that "Wazzler content is for 4 year olds while his content is for adults!" He wonders why Max, hell even LTG doesn't want to play a set in SF6 or MVC2.

 

[johnkimble123]

I think even the high estimates of what Phil has spent on these damn mobile games aren't high enough. I can't imagine having a more pathetic addiction.

I didn't even know this about the stupid fucking game, but if you pull a duplicate, you're basically fucked. It doesn't seem like you can resell said duplicate and use the proceeds from that to buy more packs or anything. Which even the predatory games like FIFA let you do at least, to some extent.

So yeah I think the bank leaks are probably the minimum spent in a 18 month period, and that doesn't even count the theory of iTunes gift cards (otherwise dude spending $1k on groceries is crazy). If you can do $100 pulls and get worthless junk, and you need to do 2, 3, 4 of those to get anything, yeah I can see an easy $600 night happen.