Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

[Sean Andalou]

It must be exhausting to have such a huge victim complex that you see caricatures of yourself wherever you go.

Includes looking in a mirror.

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FTM in UK wants out. Not sure why.

Reddit / Archive.today
Lots of suggestions no consensus in comments.

 

[Eugene Tooms]

I never see ANY tranny hanging out in low income places. Never. Ever.
Even when it came to shelters, they refuse to mingle with actual low class people. I've only ever seen troons in upper class areas. Can you imagine a troon being in the hoods?

Late, but you’re forgetting about the OG HSTS prostitutes in the hood. Incidentally, they make up the overwhelming majority of “victims of trans violence”, but I imagine it’s mostly after they threaten to out their closeted customers to the rest of the community.

 

[cypocryphy]

Oh! Forgot the comic itself!
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We want the freedom to not participate in their LARP against our will.

 

[Owls Owls Owls]

Gay man refuses to see his husband of almost a decade go down the tranny spiral, gives an ultimatum. Of course, r/MtF calls for the marriage to be destroyed.

Link

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Hi everyone

I don't even know why I'm writing this because I'm just at a loss.

For the background, I'm 2 years into my social transition and almost 3 months in into HRT.

On the one hand, I feel more comfortable as a woman and can see a tiny light at the end of the tunnel when looking into the future, on the other hand, it made many other things such as job seeking way harder and now, my husband (together since almost 10 years and married since almost 9 years) gave me an ultimatum after initially supporting me into this transition process.

I love my husband to bits and I don't want to lose him. I've already said that I would take a bullet for him and I think that my identity as a woman is going to be the one taking that bullet.

The whole thing makes me sick to my stomach but I don't really have a choice. It's a lose-lose situation...

I do love the way gay men refuse to deal with Pooners and Troons alike. I can't imagine anyone angrier than a middle-aged gay man suddenly being told 'surprise, you've been straight all along, because inside, I have always been a woman'.

 

[Vampirella]

It's just a long haired dude wearing makeup and a pink shirt.

So a tranny.

Troons hate the illusion to be broken, because in reality they are sad lonely people that are running away from themselves like children. They act just like teens that are trying to find themselves. Let's compare a troon to a teen that is obsessed with something, actor, band, sports team or subculture.

• Posters/stickers/patches of their obsession all over their room and things
• Has to wear something with their obsession on it when they go out so everyone knows
• Always talks about obsession
• You're not a real <blank> if you <blank>. Example: "You're not a real goth if you listen to pop music" "Blaire White isn't really trans because they're conservative"
• It's not a phase mom, this is really me.

Most people grow out of this after a while, but not troons,

 

[NotYourAverageNigga]

So a tranny.

Troons hate the illusion to be broken, because in reality they are sad lonely people that are running away from themselves like children. They act just like teens that are trying to find themselves. Let's compare a troon to a teen that is obsessed with something, actor, band, sports team or subculture.

• Posters/stickers/patches of their obsession all over their room and things
• Has to wear something with their obsession on it when they go out so everyone knows
• Always talks about obsession
• You're not a real <blank> if you <blank>. Example: "You're not a real goth if you listen to pop music" "Blaire White isn't really trans because they're conservative"
• It's not a phase mom, this is really me.

Most people grow out of this after a while, but not troons,

Oh they do grow out of it, just not in a way you would expect (41%)

 

[Syikeblade]

A crosspost from the 'bad webcomics' thread. @Layton Mysteries notes: The president of "Project Liberal", Joshua Reed Eakle, reposted a PizzaCake comic, which drew quite a bit of backlash from troons, who are angry that he drew the trans "woman" with a beard. Very few realised that he didn't draw the comic and just reposted it.

The comments in reply are some of the funnier examples of 'eating their own' I've read in a while. the post itself is at:

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/bad-webcomics.16542/post-19400747

But check some of this out:
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Oh! Forgot the comic itself!
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They know how the world actually See's them

 

[Sean Andalou]

I do love the way gay men refuse to deal with Pooners and Troons alike. I can't imagine anyone angrier than a middle-aged gay man suddenly being told 'surprise, you've been straight all along, because inside, I have always been a woman'.

Troons make everything weird, even things you already thought were weird.

 

[behindyourightnow]

Where do lil’ doods get their clothes?

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Why in the kids section obviously!
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Nothing says “I’m a real man now!” Than a 5’ 3” pooner running around in children’s clothes.

"Comic-book accurately sized Wolverine" pooner shouldn't be too sad. At 5'3 she must positively tower over the other lil doods, and they probably worship her as some sort of god.

I'm curious about these brands that exclusively target transmascs, though. I'm thinking they must sell slightly sized-up versions of the clothing you see on sale for male toddlers. You know, covered with trucks and dinosaurs and slogans across the front saying "HANDSOME LITTLE MAN" and such.

Another pooner asks her fellow doods how to stop expressing so many emotions and crying herself to sleep at night:

https://archive.md/i7twg

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I’m kinda surprised I’ve never seen this discussed on this subreddit because at least for me it’s one of the hardest parts of transitioning. My parents are both unsupportive of me being trans, but my dad in particular says I can’t be a boy and that I’m a “poser” because I show too much weakness by crying and stuff—he says men are only allowed to be happy and mad. If I was a cis guy I would fight against that mentality since I’m a bit of an anarchist, but I don’t really have a choice since I’m trans. Cis guys don’t have to prove they’re men, but we do, that’s what our entire fucking lives are as trans guys. I’ve been trying not to show weakness, but it’s hard and I keep making myself look like an asshole by disguising sadness as anger.

This week has been especially rough because of several factors—I was doing a good job at not being sad for a while, but it’s been coming out as anger, and it’s usually targeted at my little sister since she’s a pain in my ass, and I feel bad because she doesn’t deserve it (she’s only 6). It makes me even more miserable. Last night I couldn’t fall asleep and ended up letting out all of the sadness I’ve been bottling up and crying. I’m extremely disappointed in myself and feel really weak and not masculine enough.

How the fuck do people do it? I’ve never seen my demiboy partner sad OR angry, I’ve lived with my dad all of my life and I’ve never seen him cry, I’m the only guy I know who’s such a damn crybaby. Please tell me there’s a way to stop being so sensitive because I can’t fucking take this anymore

Of course, the Masculine Manly Men in the comments tell her that the best way to fix this problem is to stop being a little bitch just let all her tears flow, because anything otherwise is Toxic Masculinity:

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"You don't. This is exactly how we've reached such peak levels of toxic masculinity. Men don't naturally have less emotions than anyone else. Please don't suppress your feelings, you'll only make yourself miserable"


"Repressing your emotions is never the answer. You can learn to not let them get too much to you and let them pass yeah, but you can't forbid yourself from feeling things ! Your dad is stupid, but yes a man who has feelings is seen as feminine and gay and less than a man. That's also why men have higher suicide rate and higher depression and higher anger issues!

Idk how old you are but as you age your emotions can be less intense and leave you more room to process, you need to breath and see what kind of feeling you have and try keeping a clear head (you can cry and still to that, crying is not a failure)"

This attitude of despising the sensibilities of the opposite sex seems to be unique among pooners. MtFs hate women, but that's because they are jealous of them and can't have what they have. With pooners it's more like they've spent a month trying to get a reservation at a renowned Argentinian steak restaurant, and then when they get inside they start complaining that the menu isn't entirely vegetarian.

I don't get it. Maybe it has something to do with the superficial/consumerist basis of transgenderism. They want the masculine vibe and aesthetic, but they have no interest in actual masculinity and seem to hate and fear it.

 

[Gondolindrim]

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This is what you get for being a Packers fan

 

[AfghanBlue]

Somehow the "clothing brands that are specifically targeting doods (that really are just masculine clothes for the female body/clothes for rich butch lesbians) are extremely over priced" doesn't strike her as a red flag that trannies are seen as cashcows.
examples of these kind of stores:
Wildfang
TomboyX
Kirrin Finch
Dapper Boi Open the link to get footage of bois dancing. Keking at the name. I admire how they have men in the advertising as opposed to the other stores who only have masculine women and TIFs, almost to say "DON'T WORRY LIL DOOD! REAL MEN SHOP HERE TOO! You're not a confused tomboy like those other brands think you are."

Spoiler: LIl' Dapper Bois

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Stuzo Clothing This store looks to be more for black butches and gay men but it still popped up when I looked up "ftm stores"

Spoiler: A sweater that will turn heads

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ShapeshiftersThe most feminine way you can say "I'm not a woman" is with decorative breast crushers.
Both&

Spoiler: Both& founder admits that this store is female only, is actively fighting the cognitive dissonance on video

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That first Dapperboi is legitimately like 4 foot tall! She is about eye level with the door handle!

She's like lower than the start of the curtains

She probably has to tip toe to look out over the windowsill

She's like only double as big as that cushion!

A dwarf amongst even other pooners!

Catflap user!

 

[stupid frog]

re: Uglies

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Uglies_(novel_series)

It is a book from 2005. With the ending, I assume they hope to make the sequel, but it seems really unpopular.

 

[Vampirella]

Pooners make me feel like a fucking giant at 5'7" (that's 170.8 cm for my non freedom friends). I don't understand this. I've never even seen so many short women. Why is it the shortest women want to poon out, just become irrationally angry like other short women.

Edit: I only understand freedom units, anything else is an alien language. Fixed)

 

[Best Dio Dindu Nuffin]

Pooners make me feel like a fucking giant at 5'7" (that's 152.4 cm for my non freedom friends).

No, that would be 170.8 cm. 152.4cm is 5' flat.

 

[Vampirella]

No, that would be 170.8 cm. 152.4cm is 5' flat.

I fixed it. Thanks

 

[Amber the Hedgehog]

If I was a cis guy I would fight against that mentality since I’m a bit of an anarchist, but I don’t really have a choice since I’m trans. Cis guys don’t have to prove they’re men, but we do, that’s what our entire fucking lives are as trans guys.

Wow these girls have no idea what happens to guys when they grow up. Becoming a man is all about proving that you are a man instead of a boy or a fag, and it doesn't really ever stop.

This is one those area of life where girls have it bit easier. Your body gets mature, boom you are a woman because female ability to have babies is just so valuable by itself. This has its own downfalls and unfortunate social expectation but women get away with mental immaturity more and longer than boys do and don't have prove themselves in anywhere near the same level even when they start to loose value as they get middle age and older.

Men are expected to suck it up, be tough, be successful and let set backs roll of your back as soon as they exit childhood. Why? Because basically nobody cares what happens to you, unless you give them reasons to care. You are a member of the disposable gender. An average woman is able to have one baby a year but an average man hundreds if needed. Society doesn't value you merely for existing so you have to do something about it. Become a master of your field, provide valuable service, make good friends and/or have a loving family.

 

[Mexican Molotov Marauder]

They want the masculine vibe and aesthetic, but they have no interest in actual masculinity and seem to hate and fear it.

Because they do. Pooners don't actually want to be men, they want to be not-women. Many of the pooners I ever came across are some of the most feminine women I have ever seen. On an instinctual level they are keenly aware how vulnerable they are and are genuinely fearful of men and more overt(what they call 'toxic') displays of masculinity because of that. This is why for many of them, the idea of the man they want to become is this effeminate twinkish pretty boy you would only find in yaoi. They try to shed the insecurities, trauma and vulnerability of womanhood but they also don't want to change who they are internally or be treated the way men are. Want to both have their cake and eat it, basically.

 

[Candidate No 7]

I WANNA BE A GIRL ITS NOT FAIRRRR (​

IM HAVING STINKY BUTT DYSPHORIA CAUSE I LOOKED AT MY SELF AND I REALISED I CANT EVER LOOK LIKE A GIRL TILL IM ON HRT AND EVEN THEN I THATS LIKE A MILLON BAJILLION YEARS AWAY AND IDEK IF THATLL WORK WELL FOR ME AND I FEEL LIKE IMMA BE A STINKY DUDE FOREVER AND AND AND I WANNA THROW A TANTRUM BUT ITS LATE AND IM TIRED SO I THREW ON MY FAVORITE PANTIES AND NOW IM HERE AND IDEK WHY IM POSTING THIS IM JUST MAD AND SAD AND FRUSTRATED AND I WANT TO BE A GIRL ((

Many such cases. Sad!

 

[cypocryphy]

Hypothetically, if all these troons were born female, then they'd want to be male. They just fetishize wanting what they can't have.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

, I assume they hope to make the sequel, but it seems really unpopular.

So they might be bumping Uglies?

Wow these girls have no idea what happens to guys when they grow up. Becoming a man is all about proving that you are a man instead of a boy or a fag, and it doesn't really ever stop.

This is one those area of life where girls have it bit easier. Your body gets mature, boom you are a woman because female ability to have babies is just so valuable by itself. This has its own downfalls and unfortunate social expectation but women get away with mental immaturity more and longer than boys do and don't have prove themselves in anywhere near the same level even when they start to loose value as they get middle age and older.

Men are expected to suck it up, be tough, be successful and let set backs roll of your back as soon as they exit childhood. Why? Because basically nobody cares what happens to you, unless you give them reasons to care. You are a member of the disposable gender. An average woman is able to have one baby a year but an average man hundreds if needed. Society doesn't value you merely for existing so you have to do something about it. Become a master of your field, provide valuable service, make good friends and/or have a loving family.

There is a common failure to understand how emotion works with men, particularly among pooners. It’s not that you’re expected to repress your emotions, it’s just that there’s a time and a place. Because, historically, the purpose of men in society was to take charge, to provide and to be strong. Making everyone swarm around you with an ostentatious display of sadness is incompatible with that. Men don’t want to cry in front of everyone all the time.