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Who the fuck is Ricky Buckland? She posted year old posts with no context.......I must be out of some loop here.
 
Does anyone happen to have a JM membership, babydawls?

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From what I saw in the comments, paypig Chris is trying to very poorly distance himself from this whole saga and pretending he's just a casual fan with no idea what a lunatic NAL is.
It's a clip from an interview that he did before (I believe) the second visit. She recently privated that entire live as I was trying to listen to it. Not sure what was said in the live that she is trying to hide. I hadn't heard anything exceptional, but I hadn't made it through either.
 
I was listening to JM’s marathon catch-up yesterday. In one of the videos, NAL is bragging that her Uber driver was complimenting her. I’m guessing Oinkers was still reporting things to JM about her because she talked about even though NAL’s hotel was close, the ride was 40+ mins and NAL tried get him to go up to her room but he refused.

So loyal, so in love with Josh, so demure
 
I was listening to JM’s marathon catch-up yesterday. In one of the videos, NAL is bragging that her Uber driver was complimenting her. I’m guessing Oinkers was still reporting things to JM about her because she talked about even though NAL’s hotel was close, the ride was 40+ mins and NAL tried get him to go up to her room but he refused.

So loyal, so in love with Josh, so demure
I love how often she oscillates between harping about being so ugly, she’s too ugly for Josh, she was told her whole life that she’s ugly, to spinning these tall tales about how literally every person she has ever interacted with has secretly wanted her because she’s just that irresistible. Female friends stopped being her friend cos they were lesbians that just wanted in her straight pants. Dad walks in on her in the bathroom cos she’s been running the water for 6+ hours, but she immediately starts uncovering herself cos why else would he be coming in if not to oggle at her? An old man lets her go ahead of him in line at the store, just so he can stare at her ass cos she’s such a foxy young thing. Whether or not you have a beef with her, even the most banal of encounters with NAL come with the risk of her BPD brain conjuring a narrative where you are interested in her.

And I would…quite frankly, I’d rather endure an Olive Garden date with Russell Greer.
 
Would Greer go on a date with NAL... Would NAL even tolerate Greer, if it meant she got a million bucks?
She would absolutely tolerate Russ if there was a monetary incentive, she’d even assimilate his cookie cutter basic bitch interests & his Taylor Swift hateboner.

Russhole, however, would never lower his standards so steeply. Not only is she not a 9/10, she also smokes & drinks & cusses with abandon. Though it would be a deserving fate for him to be trapped in a Conquistador suite with the bog harpy.
 
Her Instagram story is like 50 posts long of stupid ass relationship and break up quotes, mixed with a couple of really insulting ones against him, like the one where she states "Ellen doesn't want you bro". You can literally see her moods shift from depression to anger and back again. Fascinating.
Get used to it you're going to see it for at least another year lol. Until they meet again, then she'll hide all of it and it'll just be spammed with pictures of muh jawshie and random pictures of couples.

Then she goes home and it's a thousand more quote pictures and songs about betrayal lol
 
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It's a clip from an interview that he did before (I believe) the second visit. She recently privated that entire live as I was trying to listen to it. Not sure what was said in the live that she is trying to hide. I hadn't heard anything exceptional, but I hadn't made it through either.
Managed to get it to work on my TV smart tube.

It's from 9th Feb. He has more money than sense, but that's not new information.
 
I hate this bitch's ears and I think that the starfish earrings look ugly as sin. Therefore, I got off work today and spent the last hour of my free time to find the first appearance of the starfish earrings. Yes, I am autistic. TL,DR: I don't know, but they existed by mid-2021.

I haven't found it because this bitch erases everything, and I'm not sure where to find 4-year-old reuploaded streams to compare. So, I went to look up her cam videos because those things stay up forever. I am mentally broken and I need to hurt someone. TBH she has one of the most unflattering bodies I've ever seen, but most of her cam videos are just boring, some are actual sleep streams. Still, it's amazing to see that she was much less rambly and sort of coherent? Like she was a regular person? It's creepy to see what alcohol and "vitamin" addiction can do to you.
Unfortunately, most of her links are down, so all I have are low-quality previews. I can definitely say that she didn't have them in 2019. I don't know if she had them by late 2020. The photo is too low quality. Size/shape seems to match, but it's just a grey dot on an ugly ear. The first confirmed sighting comes from the first post here, Sept 2021.

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This is what I think her earrings are. Around 20 USD, seems cheap enough so she can afford it, and yet expensive enough to her for her to wear them every single day from then on.

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Still, this endeavor wasn't completely wasted time. I got some unflattering pictures of her. First, the stank face.

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Secondly, look at the goiter on THAT

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Also, I wasn't aware that Pedro Pascal was an old fuck buddy of hers? This doesn't look like the guy she went out to the bar with. They were fucking all the way back in 2015, this is from the Christmas Day whore stream.

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Also, I absolutley love it when an alcoholic retard makes fun of an alcoholic retard for being alcoholic and retarded.
Addict snobbery is great. Heroin addicts look down on everyone, coke addicts look down on amphetamine addicts, LSD users mock Molly. Alcoholics look down on Heroin addicts and everyone hates gamblers.
 
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