🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[Javelin Bee]

Considering that piggy likes to overshare to own the haydurrs and impress the gaggle of retards aka his fans, there are suspiciously few tweets from his great trip.
- No pictures of his hotel, which means it's either the filthy couch of one of his 300 viewers or a very cheap, cockroach infested hellhole
- No pictures of his fantastic meals, so it's trash burgers and road kill since there are no tortas in California cheap enough for his small budget
- No pictures of him meeting his daddy Dax, it seems Juju's scrotum suffered from a violent explosion which sent him to the hospital
- No pictures of any presents for his son, this broke ass nigga appeared with empty hands again, poor Xander had to endure the stinky pig man without any reward

Maybe his phone was stolen by a bunch of pimps/bouncers after getting jumped inexplicably self-vaporized into thin air, again.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

Looks like Ralph got fact checked by baby mama numero uno
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"Chole"? That poor kid is doomed.

 

[HackerX]

Looks like Ralph got fact checked by baby mama numero uno
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Wow, big surprise. Time for Ralph to alog Faith because Faith is aloggin' him. She needs a good reminder, it's been a while.

Ralph in desperate need of Noir artists, someone please help a nigga out:
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View attachment 6445579mfr maek me noir please ah swish to da era of the show lol....................if yew have tahm.......................if not das ok... s-sorry.

Desperate pig is desperate. What the hell does he mean by "era for this show" anyways? The only thing that's different from the past 4-5 years or so is he's barely able to holler anymore. Whether it's lack of people that willfully interact with him or lack of hollerin' intensity, who knows. His DSP hollerin' sucked ass

The n-word and motherfucker, is pilled out Ralphs "umm" and "uhh". You can tell the resignation that sets in when he hit send, Ralph realizes he will never get a reply.

I think this is what fucks with Ralph more than anything. He remembers when people would spontaneously join the show or xeet back and forth with him. Now it's exclusively alogs and Juju (famous for getting fucked in the ass while dressed as a cow) barely even interacts with him.

It's even more miserable for the world famous KEELSTREAM, where he always invites people he's fucking with to come on the stream with the hope it'll generate a few pesos.

Considering that piggy likes to overshare to own the haydurrs and impress the gaggle of retards aka his fans, there are suspiciously few tweets from his great trip.
- No pictures of his hotel, which means it's either the filthy couch of one of his 300 viewers or a very cheap, cockroach infested hellhole
- No pictures of his fantastic meals, so it's trash burgers and road kill since there are no tortas in California cheap enough for his small budget
- No pictures of him meeting his daddy Dax, it seems Juju's scrotum suffered from a violent explosion which sent him to the hospital
- No pictures of any presents for his son, this broke ass nigga appeared with empty hands again, poor Xander had to endure the stinky pig man without any reward

You're right. When was the last time he posted pictures of a luxurious $70 steak that has no sides or add-ons? Or extravagant Vegas vacations?? As a wise horse once asked, "where did the money go?"

 

[Sicko Hunter]

By the time "Ralph's" kids are old enough to really start questioning things he will be dead from either a heart attack or a drug overdose. Little Xanax junior will grow up as Xander Vickers and ragepig will just be that obese smelly guy he used to see at yearly visits. Considering he's being raised by Vickers and Faith he will grow up to loathe his real father. That is Ralph's legacy.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

Looks like Ralph got fact checked by baby mama numero uno
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guess Xander calling random men he meets daddy is good preparation for life with Faith. Xander is going to have lots of daddies in and out of his life, not including Ralph. I figure stinky will be the moniker for Ralph if Xander is still forced to go to state supervised visits x2 a year with Gunt in a few years.

 

[Die For Me!]

Lol 2:30 pm still no stream retort aborted -$250 probably still receiving a bumpy, therapeutically-hip-healing 7 hour ride by drunken spics back to meraduhh. Probably gonna miss tomorrow as well (anodah -$250!) Suffah Pig!

 

[Rage Pig]

Ol' Blue Eyes needs to pay for his chicks it seems. What a disgusting pig. No present for his son because he needs to pay hookers.

 

[FiveStarAce]

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Ol' Blue Eyes needs to pay for his chicks it seems. What a disgusting pig. No present for his son because he needs to pay hookers.

Bets are open: After ralphs obligatory Victory tweet about seeing his son, what will he post next:

-A plain Steak
-rambling about da haterz and Mr.Moon
-drugs and hookers

I predict that his attention will switch the second his tweet is out

DING DING DING!

Edit: Sheeeet, this is so disgusting i went "eeew" while reading this.

 

[Die For Me!]

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Ol' Blue Eyes needs to pay for his chicks it seems. What a disgusting pig. No present for his son because he needs to pay hookers.

Ralphs Troo & Honest reason for seeing Vickers Jr. revealed! It's actually a monthly getaway to partake in human trafficked victims in Hong Kong since his favorite brothel was shut down in Meraduhhh
Real slick Rape Pig, real slick

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

Tallest building in Tijuana huh? Sure would be a shame if the bouncers threw him off the roof.

 

[Tofu Dust]

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Ol' Blue Eyes needs to pay for his chicks it seems. What a disgusting pig. No present for his son because he needs to pay hookers.

He's such a scared little wimpy bitch. I'm willing to bet "on a mission" meant that pigtits was waddling away real fast when he heard his name called again. Little pussy bitch who can't fight and needs to pay for pussy. Sad!

 

[HackerX]

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Ol' Blue Eyes needs to pay for his chicks it seems. What a disgusting pig. No present for his son because he needs to pay hookers.

Interesting.


I'm about 95% sure I found the reasoning.

 

[Elmo]

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Ol' Blue Eyes needs to pay for his chicks it seems. What a disgusting pig. No present for his son because he needs to pay hookers.

Ralph not indulging in prostitutes at one of Tijuana's most famous brothels? Hard there, gunt.

 

[Um...]

Here’s where piggy stayed last night. Conveniently located above a strip joint

$180/night. Comes complete with tasteful art on the wall

and a stripper pole!

 

[Don'tAnalizeMeBro!]

Ol' Blue Eyes needs to pay for his chicks it seems. What a disgusting pig. No present for his son because he needs to pay hookers.

Hasn’t this been something we’ve known since Pantsu ran away? if not then then around the end of ’23/beginning of ‘24 with the Deni Saga?

 

[GamerGateSurvivor]

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Ol' Blue Eyes needs to pay for his chicks it seems. What a disgusting pig. No present for his son because he needs to pay hookers.

Ethan Ralph: I just had a wholesome moment with my son, who ran into my arms and called me daddy instead of running away screaming because I smell like stale cigarettes and fermented piss bottles. Every one of my Ayy-Lawgs can suck it because I'm an excellent role model to my son.

Also Ethan Ralph: As a matter of fact, I was at a Tijuana whore house. I didn't get any of their girls 'cuz I wouldn't want my audience to think they're paying for whores and not my son. You can trust me when I say the only time the Patented Memphis Micro got wet was in the shower.

 

[Lidl Drip]

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Ol' Blue Eyes needs to pay for his chicks it seems. What a disgusting pig. No present for his son because he needs to pay hookers.

This is why he really visits Xander, it's just an excuse to go to different strip clubs and pay for sex trafficked women to endure his presence. Cause no woman would touch him willingly.

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

Hasn’t this been something we’ve known since Pantsu ran away?

He was banging hookers in Vegas even when he was married to Pantsu.....

 

[not william stenchever]

Ralph's private eye is the one he hides behind sunglasses cuz it got googlystomped by a pimp

More like Ralph's brown eye.

Ralph's Private Eye is reserved for Ronnie's use only (or for whatever daddy he has at the time)

 

[Douglas Mortimer]

I imagine when the hooker knocked on the door for service her stomach sank as if she saw a cenobite from hellrasier