Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[EatBeforeYouEat]

Jagoff has revived his dead channel called "Letters from Jack" where more than a decade ago he used sperg out about stupid shit like whether Chick-fil-a was using their profits for "gud" Christian activities and complaining about the proposed large-size soda ban in NYC that didn't affect him at all. Now he is complaining about some bullshit with his Regal cinemas subscription because of course he pays for every subscription under the sun.

WARNING: his use of "Lidurly" is infuriating in this video

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Now he is complaining about some bullshit with his Regal cinemas subscription because of course he pays for every subscription under the sun.

Jack, proud Christian, has been boasting about how he and Hammy are going to steal what they didn’t earn:



Imagine having such an unquenchable thirst to consoom that you’d willingly distance yourself from God in order to get some crappy digital downloads.

 

[biggacracka]

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Jagoff has revived his dead channel called "Letters from Jack" where more than a decade ago he used sperg out about stupid shit like whether Chick-fil-a was using their profits for "gud" Christian activities and complaining about the proposed large-size soda ban in NYC that didn't affect him at all. Now he is complaining about some bullshit with his Regal cinemas subscription because of course he pays for every subscription under the sun.

WARNING: his use of "Lidurly" is infuriating in this video

Accidentally paused on that frame

Had to edit:

Spoiler: NSFL - Gay and bad edit

EDIT: listening to the video again and did he put a voice filter on? it seems his voice is artificially deepened.

 

[AnOminous]

This is easily one of the most homoerotic things I've seen to the point you almossstttt swear this is satire or whomever did the creative work on this is quietly having a laugh in the background or intentionally sabotaging the event.

I bet gay porn is less gay than this shit.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

his voice

He just always sounds to me like his nose is constantly congested.

I still can’t believe two women willingly married this creature.

 

[abobe]

EDIT: listening to the video again and did he put a voice filter on? it seems his voice is artificially deepened.

He has to be. It is comically deep, even for his post stroke vocal chord problems. Unless he just woke up and ran straight to the computer to record.

 

[p1138]

He has to be. It is comically deep, even for his post stroke vocal chord problems. Unless he just woke up and ran straight to the computer to record.

Yeah there's something fucked going on with his audio lol. A not insignificant portion of his voice is coming from my subwoofer, and I've never noticed that with Fatty before. I don't believe the random morning voice either because he also managed to go 2 minutes without gurgling/coughing/clearing his throat. May as well assume he's late to the trend of people practically swallowing the mic so they sound deeper, and he did it purely in post because even though he was a DJ at a radio station he has no idea how the fuck audio equipment works.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

I bet gay porn is less gay than this shit.

Even GLAAD would say "that shit is too gay"

 

[Uber driver reviewer]

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Jagoff has revived his dead channel called "Letters from Jack" where more than a decade ago he used sperg out about stupid shit like whether Chick-fil-a was using their profits for "gud" Christian activities and complaining about the proposed large-size soda ban in NYC that didn't affect him at all. Now he is complaining about some bullshit with his Regal cinemas subscription because of course he pays for every subscription under the sun.

WARNING: his use of "Lidurly" is infuriating in this video

Jack continues to be bamboozled by the Jew, yet doesn’t suspect a thing…..

“Id’s must be wolk libruhls”

She's a gigantic enabler, if Jack was a self-destroying alcoholic, she'd be coming home with 6 handles of Smirnoff a week for him. She deserves every bit of labor, aggravation and depression Jack puts her through, because she helped him become this. Don't forget, when he was in the care facility for his last crippling stroke, she was smuggling in masses of fast food and taking him on day trips to the movies to pour buttered popcorn down his throat.

Feeder/fin-dom coexistence fetish….

 

[PLEASEBANMYASS]

there's something fucked going on with his audio

Besides the intro music being too quiet?

 

[Uber driver reviewer]

Besides the intro music being too quiet?

I couldn’t hear it either

 

[Spasticus Autisticus]

He has to be. It is comically deep, even for his post stroke vocal chord problems. Unless he just woke up and ran straight to the computer to record.

He recorded the video on Zoom, as you can tell by the name tag at the bottom left. I've seen multiple sources saying that Zoom records at 25 fps. But, the YouTube video is 23.97 fps. So I think he took the Zoom 25 fps video and somehow in his editing converted it to 23.97 fps and slowed down the audio to match. If you speed the audio up to match 25 fps, it sounds normal.

 

[I am Jack's dead arm]

Jack, proud Christian, has been boasting about how he and Hammy are going to steal what they didn’t earn:

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Imagine having such an unquenchable thirst to consoom that you’d willingly distance yourself from God in order to get some crappy digital downloads.

I can't stand to actually watch Jack now. What's he whining about? Getting a digital download of a shitty movie? Also why would he be watching The Crow? It's full of violence and occult stuff.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

Now he is complaining about some bullshit with his Regal cinemas subscription because of course he pays for every subscription under the sun.

He liderally sounds like he's dying in this video.

And he complains about the most ridiculous things. Oh no he can't get a digital download of this movie! Regal is liderally scamming people!

He needs to grow the fuck up.

I can't stand to actually watch Jack now. What's he whining about? Getting a digital download of a shitty movie? Also why would he be watching The Crow? It's full of violence and occult stuff.

That's not the point. He's such a consoomer that he needs to see it just so he can bitch about it later on.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

Jack has another stroke filled movie review

He thinks he's big brained





Delusions of thinking he's a professional chef




Even Jack is pissed at Elon, though still retarded



Engages in Engagement Farming right after



Input on tv shows

 

[Super Hans v2]

Jack has another stroke filled movie review

But what about the political content Jack? I need to know if the slop acknowledges blacks and/or gays exist!

 

[Marc]

"20 minutes is my walk away point."-Stroked out couch potato whose section of the sofa has a blanket layer for protection from the sharts Jack spends all day sitting and stewing in between eating table cheeses by the block to impress his brother. That lifestyle will have him off all medications any day, now, following a cheddar cube embolism.

 

[Bassomatic]

Jack should be so proud he's such a man he needs other men to tell him what manly means. God scams like this are nothing new but yes we joke a lot but stuff like this is pure faggot stuff

Even jr the cum catcher wasn't gay enough to go to that as he watches " boys on the beach 12 the squirting" as wife fat wife pegs him with a very black dildo.

Jack has sunk so low he can barely consume food anymore and sunk to consuming movies he doesn't like or understand just so he takes in more media trash. Seriously the coomsumer meme isn't strong enough for Jack who's brain dead, and still has to watch movies he doesn't like just to spite he doesn't like them.. I legitimately don't understand his "hack" here but, God doesn't like thieves.

 

[densedance]

Jack should be so proud he's such a man he needs other men to tell him what manly means. God scams like this are nothing new but yes we joke a lot but stuff like this is pure faggot stuff

Even jr the cum catcher wasn't gay enough to go to that as he watches " boys on the beach 12 the squirting" as wife fat wife pegs him with a very black dildo.

Jack has sunk so low he can barely consume food anymore and sunk to consuming movies he doesn't like or understand just so he takes in more media trash. Seriously the coomsumer meme isn't strong enough for Jack who's brain dead, and still has to watch movies he doesn't like just to spite he doesn't like them.. I legitimately don't understand his "hack" here but, God doesn't like thieves.

Because he's such a narcissistic asshole, that he thinks, it's important that he drops out all that trash that add no value whatsoever. Same with his newest "love working in the Studio" with the picture of his setup. Or God forbid his Jack on the Go videos. He doesn't even really bother to read the comments. Sure, he might do that as a defense mechanism because TRULLS & HAIDURS so why bother from his POV?

 

[abobe]

Even Jack is pissed at Elon, though still retarded

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Engages in Engagement Farming right after

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Jack must have recently learned what engagement farming is, because now he won't shut the fuck up about it.