Obscure Laughingstocks - Lolcows without substantial online presence.

[Magenta Purgatory]

Remember Null Backdoorho and Laika Albarn? They are confirmed to be the same person by anons at the other farms.

She is french girl named Fanny "Adrien" Perret who has various fetishes such as female genital mutilation and incest. I plan to compile information on there as a thread here.

She's been discussed in the Proshipper thread. Laika the dadfucker and Polyglotplatypus on Tumblr being the same person has been an open secret for a while, I'm interested to see the fallout that will come from being revealed.

 

[Alex Hogendorp]

Sorry for the double post. What I said about Noushintou Hoshi was really naive of me. She really doesn't qualify as a lolcow considering none of the traits she has is worthy for it. She just has bipolar disorder which in turn makes her do weird things she has no intention of doing because she cannot control her emotions (and probably has bad memory). She is actually very nice once you get to know her and I am very happy to show her love and support over the weeks I known her. I heard she may have been routinely bullied throughout her life which I find extremely unfortunate.

With that being said. I unfortunately had to cut ties with Noushintou Hoshi for the time being. It was just too intense for me to work with her. I know she is an amazing artist who unfortunately been bullied throughout her life but she needs to get her mental health under control. She's been in the hospital during the summer of 2022 and has OD many times. She's burned bridges with hundreds of people as well. It's terrifying me. Though I wouldn't say she's a lolcow, she might eventually become one in the most depressing manner if she doesn't have this under control. She's usually very nice but her bipolar disorder makes me distance myself from her.

 

[Arpharp8976Fire]

Found this video about some physical media cows.

 

[Sideshow Mel]

Found this dude in the wild.
While he's absolutely obsessed with Nintendo and MLP, it's his roleplay starters that are the funniest thing I've ever read.
Most of them are 18+ and are based on his own fetishes; like bodypart inflation, conjoined twins, and having multiple limbs.

He also ships Frisk/Asriel, two characters from Undertale who are canonically still children. I don't know how old he is but he's been on DA for 11 years, and since you have to be at least 13 to join I'm assuming he's around his early 20's now which makes it even worse.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Ljupco Steriev has been shitting up Encyclopedia Dramatica and is absolutely worthy of a thread.

 

[Ammyterasu]

Sydney Satalino is a 19 year old autistic lesbian "filmmaker/author" who has posted on her Tiktok and Instagram (272,000 combined followers) about her movie idea Rebelle every day for the past 3-4 years begging her fans to make it go viral.​

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Some important things to note:​

• Sydney believes her work is better than Shakespeare.
• Sydney believes she will be the first autistic lesbian president.
• Any negative comments on her videos are immediately deleted.
• She spent 2 years trying to fund a Rebelle movie but, after emailing hundreds of "movie companies" and getting rejected by all of them, decided to write it as a book instead.
• Sydney owns both a US merch store and European merch store for her army of fans to purchase $40 hoodies to support Rebelle using fanart from her Discord server. Keep in mind that she hasn't publically released any of her work in 4 years, yet begs her fans to buy merch from her.
• Sydney has a hidden AO3 account where you can view the quality of her writing.
• She has a full script for Rebelle written that she only sends to interested studios and directors. She also has at least Chapter 1 written for her book, which she is holding hostage until she reaches 275k followers across all her platforms.

Some pictures that I thought were funny:

Lol I just found out about her on /tv/. She looks promising

Spoiler: more funnies from instagram

She already made a imdb page about her Rebelle (2020) .. it's a cartoon now? She will voice the main character, of course.

And why not have her own page there too?


Some samples of the world of Rebelle from ao3

Spoiler

 

[lolcow yoghurt]

Lol I just found out about her on /tv/

Can you link the thread?

 

[Santa Klaus]

Darius is a gem.

 

[Ammyterasu]

Can you link the thread?

Sure, it's already closed though

(archived)

edit: I forgot an example of her "funny" letterbox reviews

 

[Channel Z]

This furry has been brought up once, in the DeviantArt Horrors thread, so I decided to share what I found about him.

GWKTM or Guyus the Raptor is a 30 year old autistic furry from Finland, who is known for creating growth fetish animations, using his underage fursona, and sperging out at Activision for not creating Crash Bandicoot games that cater to his taste. He is also no stranger to freaking out others who enjoy modern Crash games and has gone as to suicide bait, sending death threats, and even filing FBI reports against his detractors.

Since 2016, Guyus has been producing short animations for a series titled "Guyus and a Wild Pink Yonder," with the aspiration of eventually selling it to a network. These short animations contain two of his furry characters moaning as they grow. Both of which are pre-teens according to his eyesore of a website.

Spoiler: Bios

Spoiler

Spoiler: His artwork and the tags used.

Some examples of his growth animations

Spoiler: Some highlights from DeviantArt

Aside from creating the usual degenerated furry stuff, Guyus has taken it upon himself to save the Crash Bandicoot franchise by creating a fangame called Crash Bandicoot Retro Hijinx and attempting to pitch it to Microsoft. However, due to Guyus getting into slap fights with other Crash autists, he bundled his first demo with Malware that would erase Crash Bandicoot N. Sane Trilogy and Crash Bandicoot 4, upon launching.

Spoiler: Twitter images

https://x.com/WumpaGem/status/1519314730195767297

His fangame would also depict his detractors as poorly photoshopped heads on pikes or hanging corpses. Alongside this, Guyus included death threats and other miscellaneous messages, hoping that it would persuade others to join his side.

Spoiler: Images

Spoiler: YouTube Images and FBI reports

Spoiler: Crash Bandicoot makes people kill themselves

Spoiler: Suicide baiting and "suicide" video

Here are a few videos covering GWKTM

DeviantArt
YouTube
Website
Furaffinity
gwktmplus@gmail.com

 

[Coal Copilot]

Sure, it's already closed though

(archived)

edit: I forgot an example of her "funny" letterbox reviews
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All of this is because Sydney was thrust into internet fame at a young age by her parents promoting her American Girl doll review site when she was only 12 years old. This lead to her appearing on shows like Good Morning America and NBC news for something as simple as playing with dolls, so it's easy to see why she'd become obsessed with internet fame and stardom from there (for reference, she's about to turn 20 years old).
It's more serious in her case, however, as she's already amassed a large following of yes men across multiple social media platforms who applaud anything she says. I mean, if you could ping 500+ people to jerk you off anytime someone is slightly mean to you, then you'd probably be delusional too.

My main worry is how she'll do later in life, considering she wants to be an:
1. Autist
2. Lesbian
3. Filmmaker
4. Director
5. Novelist
6. Governor
7. President (yes, really)

And that's obviously never going to happen. Hopefully her parents can support her (they're not going to discourage her delusions) until she realizes it's time to wake up and get an actual job because, if she really wants to marry a woman, then it's unlikely she'll be marrying someone who can be a breadwinner for them both.

 

[La Flanaderia de Flan]

@ColombianGhost, who is a lolcow almost exclusively from the internationale clique hispanic threads

here is a brief summary (in spanish, though)

 

[Ammyterasu]

All of this is because Sydney was thrust into internet fame at a young age by her parents promoting her American Girl doll review site when she was only 12 years old. This lead to her appearing on shows like Good Morning America and NBC news for something as simple as playing with dolls, so it's easy to see why she'd become obsessed with internet fame and stardom from there (for reference, she's about to turn 20 years old).
It's more serious in her case, however, as she's already amassed a large following of yes men across multiple social media platforms who applaud anything she says. I mean, if you could ping 500+ people to jerk you off anytime someone is slightly mean to you, then you'd probably be delusional too.

My main worry is how she'll do later in life, considering she wants to be an:
1. Autist
2. Lesbian
3. Filmmaker
4. Director
5. Novelist
6. Governor
7. President (yes, really)

And that's obviously never going to happen. Hopefully her parents can support her (they're not going to discourage her delusions) until she realizes it's time to wake up and get an actual job because, if she really wants to marry a woman, then it's unlikely she'll be marrying someone who can be a breadwinner for them both.

Oh I see in the screenshots that some /tv/anon actually did it and pretended to be a studio exec to fuck with her. I feel bad for her tbh but at the same time she reminds me of Chris Chan, really believing his shitty comic drawn like a 6 year old was good enough to be turned into video games and cartoon shows.

 

[Coal Copilot]

Oh I see in the screenshots that some /tv/anon actually did it and pretended to be a studio exec to fuck with her. I feel bad for her tbh but at the same time she reminds me of Chris Chan, really believing his shitty comic drawn like a 6 year old was good enough to be turned into video games and cartoon shows.

I've been following Sydney for long enough to see that she won't listen to reason. She blocks anyone who even slightly critiques her and denounces all forms of criticism as "trolling" or being an asshole. You can't help someone who won't give you the chance to speak in the first place; so, as a result of locking herself in said echo chamber, she's completely unprepared for when reality hits because she's surrounded herself with people who do nothing but fuel her narcissism.

This isn't someone who has an ironic following like Chris Chan either, Sydney is an egotistical maniac with thousands of REAL FANS that fuel her delusions; Sydney is (at least) a minor e-celebrity with 275k+ followers across all platforms, the owner of a 1500+ member discord server, and routinely meets with industry reps in both film and publishing about Rebelle (she merely did a fan meetup with the Owl House's creator but framed it as a pre-planned).

I understand feeling bad for her, but think about how she'll feel if she never drops her ego and Rebelle (if it does get picked up by a C-list studio) fails at the box office? Decades of people telling her it's the greatest gemerald in the history of gems only for it to be land marked as the most brimstone coal in the history of filmmaking. At least this way there's a chance for her to realize what an insane bitch she's been to keep her from becoming an industry laughingstock.

(The "beauty" in question).

Small update as well, but it seems the /tv/ thread's cover is making rounds on Twitter:

https://x.com/MysteryGrove/status/1838379338380521976

 

[Ammyterasu]

Small update

lmao is the Borderlands review from her letterbox account or one of her enablers or troll? Simply amazing

 

[Coal Copilot]

lmao is the Borderlands review from her letterbox account or one of her enablers or troll? Simply amazing

It's her (see username).

Sydney is an extremely jealous person and loves to take any opportunity she can to talk down naysayers to validate the reasonings behind her constant failures.
As such, she loves blaming anything from:

Men

Straight People

White / Old People

And many more. It's a wonder she's been at this for nearly half a decade and hasn't realized that it's her fault Rebelle isn't taking off; especially considering garbage like Concord and Q-Force can get millions of dollars yet, when it comes to her work being rejected over and over again, it's ONLY because of the le men and le straights.

 

[whatever I feel like]

There is a Daily Kos Elections commenter called "PassionateJus" who is probably the absolute worst poster over there. He's combative as hell but extremely far left (and thus unable to be called out,) from Portland Oregon and has lots of "sex worker friends." Despite being the forum idiot he has managed to worm his way into real life politics and is currently selected as a delegate to the DNC convention in Chicago. ....aka I now know his real name. And yes, literally a caricature of everything you hate about leftists.

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Just, for what its worth, this faggot was all in on Biden and called the push to remove him from the ticket antidemocratic and promised to either vote third party or blank his ballot because of it. Not that it matters, given that he's from a safe state and probably isn't going to do it anyway. But, you know, he was both totally wrong and totally an asshole about it too.

 

[foxThe]

It's her (see username).
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Sydney is an extremely jealous person and loves to take any opportunity she can to talk down naysayers to validate the reasonings behind her constant failures.
As such, she loves blaming anything from:

Men
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Straight People
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White / Old People
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And many more. It's a wonder she's been at this for nearly half a decade and hasn't realized that it's her fault Rebelle isn't taking off; especially considering garbage like Concord and Q-Force can get millions of dollars yet, when it comes to her work being rejected over and over again, it's ONLY because of the le men and le straights.

Yeah. Some behavior is rather concerning from her. The inability to take criticism or anything really will certainly not bode well over later in life.

Her behavior not only effects her but others around her. I will keep them anonymous but I've talked to someone close to her (a mod in her server I believe. Idk, I was banned). They admitted to me that they feel stressed about her behavior sometimes and feels they have to clean up after her. They also feel like their friendship is a toxic one with her. Like they can't get out of the relationship without being villianized and they're being forced to stay in it. They've also admitted to feeling guilt-tripped by her and that the relationship is one-sided; in the way that she'll expect them to constantly offer support but offers none in support.

This behavior is just concerning and will only lead to issues later in life. I mean it in the nicest way when I say she needs professional help before this gets worse.

 

[Coal Copilot]

Would it be possible for someone to make/request a specific thread for Sydney so that she doesn't keep taking this one off-topic? I feel I'm too new(fag) to do it myself, otherwise I would.

 

[Caesar]

Anyone heard of thi weird groomer on YT before?









I'm guessing this is their same channel unless someone else nabbed the name after they tried to delete shit?

https://m.youtube.com/@tacticzrules

Seems this is their face and a lot of their community (not sure which, might be gacha?) is already trying to expose them



Pretty damn brazen