Inactive Shmorky / David Kelly / Daisy Kay / Sandypants / Peaches the Puppy & Ex-Fiance Amanda "Mandy" Mullen - Something Awful throwaway, pedophile sexual predator, abusive tranny schizo chaser; batshit crazy ex-fiancée

[InLivingTuna]

I find it funny how he only self deprecates about the stuff that's so inconsequential it has no emotional weight to it, or stuff he knows isn't true (i.e. "I can't draw"). David, since I know you're reading this, how about you admit to being a liar and a babyfur? Or being 36? Put something on the table that you're actually afraid of and then I'll take your emotional breakdowns seriously.

 

[Oekaki Hellion]

Actually his ex said earlier in a thread that he got the name from an experimental music track he made where he talked in gibberish and repeatedly said shmorky over and over. It's apparently just his own made up thing he grew fond of.

He used to make a lot of these and had a weird little download section on his website for them. They were all a generic electronic beat with him singing repetitive lyrics. The only one I remember was called "furry balls" where he was singing in a high cartoon voice not unlike his current gay tell voice. Its just him singing "furry balls, furry balls, animals have, FURRY BALLS"over and over for something like four minutes.

 

[Pickle Inspector]

I find it funny how he only self deprecates about the stuff that's so inconsequential it has no emotional weight to it, or stuff he knows isn't true (i.e. "I can't draw"). David, since I know you're reading this, how about you admit to being a liar and a babyfur? Or being 36? Put something on the table that you're actually afraid of and then I'll take your emotional breakdowns seriously.

It sounds like typical sympathy bait along the lines of "Do I look fat in this dress?".

 

[AnOminous]

Hell people actually tried to pull Dave into professional animation and he sperged the fuck out and demanded he have a transexual childrens show. Too bad he slammed that fucking door forever and went from possible charity case to blacklisted creep. But such is the way of the self destructive.

In theory if he'd been just slightly less of an asshole, he might be in the same position Rebecca Sugar is in now. They were both fairly obscure weirdo animation fans with some talent not long ago.

I don't really feel sorry for him, though. There are people more talented than Dave who would kill for the chance that moron threw away, and they have never got the chance. I feel sorry for those people more than Dave.

It sounds like typical sympathy bait along the lines of "Do I look fat in this dress?".

The only proper response to that is "the dress has nothing to do with it."

 

[Chicken Nugget Scoon]

I think the name Shmorky comes form the Simpsons though, wasn't that the name of the dolphin from that one Treehouse of Horror episode?

Nah, that was Snorky.
http://simpsons.wikia.com/wiki/King_Snorky

 

[Positron]

Dave's drawing skill and more impressively his ability to churn out hand drawn animation are the only things he has going for him.

In theory if he'd been just slightly less of an asshole, he might be in the same position Rebecca Sugar is in now.

These are exactly the response that this worthless, lying, manipulative fuck is waiting for: you know, you aren't that bad. You're a brave and beautiful person.

 

[InLivingTuna]

These are exactly the response that this worthless, lying, manipulative fuck is waiting for: you know, you aren't that bad. You're a brave and beautiful person.

The man makes good art. If he gets any impression other than that from our posts then he's a bigger idiot then we already know he is and it'll be funny to watch him have a breakdown once he realizes we don't actually like him.

 

[[Insert Meme Here]]

@InLivingTuna he's aware that people like his art, and that's part of the problem; he's such a self-centered egotist that he thinks that he can do anything he wants and people will give him money because he can actually make art. He makes art that I've liked, even now, but I would still never give him money because he's a terrible, ungrateful person who never admits to fault. His talent and skill becomes meaningless in that context.

He's adopted the SJW tactics of "poor me, help me, pay me" because he can be lazy about it. He started an XXX patreon draws account so he can get his rocks off and get paid for it. The man's living his small-minded dream.

 

[Tard]

The man makes good art. If he gets any impression other than that from our posts then he's a bigger idiot then we already know he is and it'll be funny to watch him have a breakdown once he realizes we don't actually like him.

Here is my shitty opinion. He only draws his smlurfs well, he has really horrific anatomy that is obvious when you look at his human porn. The only time he draws humans well is if he makes them look like klurfs. He found a niche and has stuck to it and nothing else for years, all he draws is klurfs because he doesn't want to work very hard at learning human anatomy and such, he is only and will only be good at drawing his silly unoriginal smurfs IMO because when he attempts anything else it's kinda really horrid looking

 

[Pickle Inspector]

Here is my shitty opinion. He only draws his smlurfs well, he has really horrific anatomy that is obvious when you look at his human porn. The only time he draws humans well is if he makes them look like klurfs. He found a niche and has stuck to it and nothing else for years, all he draws is klurfs because he doesn't want to work very hard at learning human anatomy and such, he is only and will only be good at drawing his silly unoriginal smurfs IMO because when he attempts anything else it's kinda really horrid looking

One thing I think he does well is late 90's/early 2000's style flash animation where it's all super bouncy but he's not really moved with the times.

 

[[Insert Meme Here]]

@Tard I agree with you to some extent. However, a lot of artists use stylized, unrealistic forms for their art and still look good. That fact alone doesn't make it bad. People who put in actual effort can make it work.

But we all know dear ol' Shmork can't put effort into anything but his makeup, apparently. So what little talent he has goes completely wasted.

 

[polonium]

a lot of artists use stylized, unrealistic forms for their art

But they're also capable of producing work in other styles, which is where they leave a hack like Dave behind.

 

[vertexwindi]

A quote from John K which I think is apt in this situation: "Some folks think that learning good basic drawing is a style. It isn't. The style is what you lay on top of the solid foundation - once you have one."

Shmorky's works are alright but he seems incapable of producing anything in any other style. He's lazy.

 

[Microlab]

@Tard I agree with you to some extent. However, a lot of artists use stylized, unrealistic forms for their art and still look good. That fact alone doesn't make it bad. People who put in actual effort can make it work.

But we all know dear ol' Shmork can't put effort into anything but his makeup, apparently. So what little talent he has goes completely wasted.

It's not that Shmorky doesn't draw realistic anatomy and is badly stylizing it. It's that he obviously just does not understand anatomy, and you can see it in how he draws joints, especially. These recent porn drawings are obvious giveaways to the fact he does not understand the forms of anything but his shitty Klurfs and things like them. He doesn't understand natural form, and is fucked up from too much drawing noodle-armed cartoon Smurf types, made of cotton and fat instead of bone and muscle.

He'd been pissing in the same diaper too long, but everyone got used to the stink and stopped noticing. So now that he's got a fresh one, it's really obvious he's an antihygenic sack of shit.

 

[polonium]

It's not that Shmorky doesn't draw realistic anatomy and is badly stylizing it. It's that he obviously just does not understand anatomy, and you can see it in how he draws joints, especially. These recent porn drawings are obvious giveaways to the fact he does not understand the forms of anything but his shitty Klurfs and things like them. He doesn't understand natural form, and is fucked up from too much drawing noodle-armed cartoon Smurf types, made of cotton and fat instead of bone and muscle.

He'd been pissing in the same diaper too long, but everyone got used to the stink and stopped noticing. So now that he's got a fresh one, it's really obvious he's an antihygenic sack of shit.

Your message is good but your metaphors are harrowing.

 

[Brit Crust]

A quote from John K which I think is apt in this situation: "Some folks think that learning good basic drawing is a style. It isn't. The style is what you lay on top of the solid foundation - once you have one."

Shmorky's works are alright but he seems incapable of producing anything in any other style. He's lazy.

You can say whatever you think of John K, but he certainly knows his stuff. Shmorky could use a crash course in drawing fundamentals from him... I'd totally love to see him chimp out in front of an industry professional.

 

[Oekaki Hellion]

You can say whatever you think of John K, but he certainly knows his stuff. Shmorky could use a crash course in drawing fundamentals from him... I'd totally love to see him chimp out in front of an industry professional.

I wonder if he could even lose his shit in public like that? He seems far too paranoid to not freak out around someone he hasn't yet developed a comfort zone with like his EX or Lowtax. Though I guess if he had like culturally insensitive art with him or made off color comment about how Stimpy is like a battered woman who is too dumb to leave. Then he could get the ball rolling a lot quicker on the freak out.

 

[AnOminous]

You can say whatever you think of John K, but he certainly knows his stuff. Shmorky could use a crash course in drawing fundamentals from him... I'd totally love to see him chimp out in front of an industry professional.

The general principle applies to any art form. The greats all break the rules, but they know what the rules are, when to break them, and what they hope to achieve by breaking them.

Dave has just lazily settled in to his one thing that he does and never intends to get any better. It's just going to be klurfs and shitty klurf porn from here on out.

 

[[Insert Meme Here]]

It's just going to be klurfs and shitty klurf porn from here on out.

No, worse: he's trying to draw humans. We'd be better off if he'd stick to his nasty Klurf porn.

 

[AnOminous]

No, worse: he's trying to draw humans. We'd be better off if he'd stick to his nasty Klurf porn.

Except his "humans" are just poorly humanized klurfs.