Amanda Marie Lochmann / Colton Marshall Lochmann / Battyforluv / GamingbatTheGamingPony / JustaBatto95 / battyforgothgf / Ghostguy15 / Saladfingy05 - Brony. Stinkditched Transbian. AGP Incel. Creepy Sex Pest. Autistic Crybully. Bitter Loser. Antiwork Unemployed NEET. "Enlightened" Atheist. Satanist. Toy Reviewer. PA Request Revenge Plot Backfired Spectacularly.

[Battyforluv]

Colton Colton
You’re our man
If you kill yourself
Nobody can!

I AM NOT A MAN AND MY NAME ISN'T COLTON!!!!

 

[Zjierb]

Because the soap was a hilarious conversatioin starter

My favorite conversation is explaining to my friends and family why I have a horse cock in my bathroom.

 

[Assistant Manajerk]

Because the soap was a hilarious conversatioin starter

Yes it was. I thought it was a laugh riot myself. Although I think it's a bit gauche to display it in the same bathroom you share with your parents.

 

[Battyforluv]

CONVERSATION STARTER.

IT IS FUCKIN FUNNY!!!!

 

[LikeAStone 2.0]

My favorite conversation is explaining to my friends and family why I have a horse cock in my bathroom.

His must be detachable

 

[Hooked on phobics]

I AM NOT A MAN!!!!!!

hes not amanda

 

[Anti Snigger]

Yes it was. I thought it was a laugh riot myself. Although I think it's a bit gauche to display it in the same bathroom you share with your parents.

Nigga you jest

 

[Goofy Logic]

So, guaranteed reaction formula is as follows: Ahem....

Colton is a man.

 

[Battyforluv]

Huh? I'm talking about Colton, he's a man. You claim that's not you though.

THATS NOT MY NAME AND I AM NOT A MAN!!!!

 

[Hiphopopotamus]

Because the soap was a hilarious conversatioin starter

"HEY GUYS I LOVE HORSE COCKS I CUT OFF MY OWN COCK BECAUSE OF HOW MUCH I LOVE HORSE COCKS DID YOU KNOW I FINGERED A REAL ANIMAL HAHA WOW WANNA WASH YOUR FACE WITH THIS HORSE COCK SOAP GOD I AM SO FUCKING FUNNY AND QUIRKY LIKE A TRUE AND HONEST WOMAN PLEASE IGNORE THE STENCH OF MY FESTERING ROT POCKET."

 

[Battyforluv]

So, guaranteed reaction formula is as follows: Ahem....

Colton is a man.

I AM NOT A MAN AND THAT IS NOT MY NAME!!!!!

 

[Axiom.]

Yes it was. I thought it was a laugh riot myself. Although I think it's a bit gauche to display it in the same bathroom you share with your parents.

SAME BATHROOM WITH PARENTS

 

[LikeAStone 2.0]

Colton are you considering a streaming career with Vaush?

 

[Battyforluv]

"HEY GUYS I LOVE HORSE COCKS I CUT OFF MY OWN COCK BECAUSE OF HOW MUCH I LOVE HORSE COCKS DID YOU KNOW I FINGERED A REAL ANIMAL HAHA WOW WANNA WASH YOUR FACE WITH THIS HORSE COCK SOAP GOD I AM SO FUCKING FUNNY AND QUIRKY LIKE A TRUE AND HONEST WOMAN PLEASE IGNORE THE STENCH OF MY FESTERING ROT POCKET."

I DO NOT STINK!!!

 

[Goofy Logic]

I AM NOT A MAN AND THAT IS NOT MY NAME!!!!!

Hypothesis confirmed. Thanks Colton!

 

[Battyforluv]

SAME BATHROOM WITH PARENTS

WE HAVE SEPERATE BATHROOMS

 

[LikeAStone 2.0]

WE HAVE SEPERATE BATHROOMS

(X) Doubt

 

[Battyforluv]

Hypothesis confirmed. Thanks Colton!

THAT IS NOT MY NAME!!!!!

 

[Anti Snigger]

WE HAVE SEPERATE BATHROOMS

Probably because you stink up the one you use

 

[Axiom.]

WE HAVE SEPERATE BATHROOMS

I'm going to believe someone who isn't a pathological liar