RU Russian heavy Sarmat missile explodes during test - Russia has not had a successful ICBM test since April 2022, and has now had six failed tests in the past three months alone

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A Russian RS-28 “Sarmat” intercontinental ballistic missile (ICBM) reportedly exploded during a test at the Plesetsk Cosmodrome in the Arkhangelsk region, according to the OSINT project MeNMyRC.

The group released satellite images showing a large crater at the test site, providing visual evidence of the failed launch.

MeNMyRC based its conclusions on satellite imagery and flight data from U.S. reconnaissance aircraft.

“The enormous crater indicates that the missile detonated in the silo, destroying the test range,” an expert stated.

Additional satellite data from NOAA-20 and SUOMI NPP also confirmed a fire in the area. NOAA-20 and the SUOMI NPP satellites have detected two instances of the fire as they crossed the area in their orbits. However, there’s no way to determine from this data alone if the fire is incidental to the launch or caused by a failed launch near the pad.

The RS-28 “Sarmat,” known as the “Satan II” in the West, is designed to carry multiple nuclear warheads over long distances. The missile reportedly exploded in its launch silo, damaging the site and infrastructure. While the missile was not equipped with a warhead due to the test nature of the launch, the crater size suggests a catastrophic failure.

The only successful launch of new Russian missile occurred on April 20, 2022.

According to a report from CNBC, the longest test flight of the “Sarmat” lasted just over two minutes, covering a distance of 35 kilometers before it lost control and crashed.

In 2022, Russian President Vladimir Putin ordered the missile to be placed on combat duty, a directive that was reportedly fulfilled in September 2023. The Sarmat is a key element of Russia’s strategic nuclear program, and the destruction of the test site could have broader implications for its development.

It remains unclear whether the recent incident was a failed launch attempt or part of a fueling exercise. A more detailed analysis of the readiness of ground services, particularly at the Kura test range, could provide additional insights. However, access to higher-resolution satellite imagery of these areas is currently unavailable.
 
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The US makes those, man. Our minuteman missiles are starting to become a little iffy too.

The difference is that Minuteman III is a fifty year old missile, and Sarmat II is supposed to be brand new, top of the line. You'd think that Russia would be able to call on its experience building ICBMs in the past, but they were suffering from significant brain drain even before they invaded Ukraine again. It's not like rocket science has changed since the last time they designed an ICBM, but the people who are actually intelligent and competent enough to design them have mostly left Russia to countries where they can get much better pay. It also draws into question how well their Soviet-era rockets have been maintained over the past decades.
 
It also draws into question how well their Soviet-era rockets have been maintained over the past decades.
You're saying that two drunk Russians sitting in an underground missile silo 20 klicks north of the Kazakh border might just fake the maintenance logs and go back to bumming each other?

Where is your patriotism, Comrade?
 
The UK is responsible for maintaining their Tridents. The US hasn't had similar issues. That is on the UK not doing maintenance.
The UK only builds and maintains the warheads. The Trident missiles are all built, surveyed and maintained by the US and are all part of a common pool that both the Royal Navy and US Navy utilise.

The last failed missile was launched off the coast of Florida, so it's more likely than not that it was fresh out of maintenance.
 
But no, you guys, seriously, Russia is a first-world nation that makes NATO tremble. Last bastion of goodness and purity and all that is Right in the world.

And yet neither the US nor any of the other NATO-aligned nations will attack Russia despite how troublesome Putin is, so maybe they know something we don't..? After all, there's plenty of oil and other natural resources in Russia, why wouldn't they just go in and steamroll such a clearly incompetent military and take their shit?
 
Dunno about you guys, but I'm sure shaking in my boots at the sheer might of the Russian Bear.
I believe we recently had a thread about how people should move to Russia because it is undefeatable or something
The UK only builds and maintains the warheads. The Trident missiles are all built, surveyed and maintained by the US and are all part of a common pool that both the Royal Navy and US Navy utilise.

The last failed missile was launched off the coast of Florida, so it's more likely than not that it was fresh out of maintenance.
The US has never had a Trident launch fail out of many test launches

The UK has had multiple failed Trident launches out of a smaller number of test launches

You figure it out
 
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Must be awkward for Putin who has effectively allowed all this corruption for years in his country to now see how much less effective his military is thanks to everyone skimming off the top where they can or ignoring really doing their jobs (because who'd check?).
To be fair to the man, corruption and thievery has been a problem in the Russian military since the Tzars were still around.
 
And yet neither the US nor any of the other NATO-aligned nations will attack Russia despite how troublesome Putin is, so maybe they know something we don't..? After all, there's plenty of oil and other natural resources in Russia, why wouldn't they just go in and steamroll such a clearly incompetent military and take their shit?

Because we would have to either slaughter every Russian, or actually deal with Russians. Neither is palatable.

Also, getting hit with even one nuke is too high a price for Russia.
 
HAHAHAHA
Oh wait, that means I'll be paying more taxes.
Damn :(
You'll do it either way, regardless.

And yet neither the US nor any of the other NATO-aligned nations will attack Russia despite how troublesome Putin is, so maybe they know something we don't..? After all, there's plenty of oil and other natural resources in Russia, why wouldn't they just go in and steamroll such a clearly incompetent military and take their shit?
1) Kursk and Belgrorod, no? Proxies in a form of suicidal manswines ruled up by kike midget known for snorting cocaine on daily and being shitty comedian, and on top of that openly mocking the history of their own grandparents, praising a faggot who have betrayed both them nation, krauts, psheks and god knows whom else. So they do, although not directly cuz direct confrontation will result in everyone get fucked due to MAD.
2. Because for this they have to have enough of competent troops, let alone enough of cash for streamrolling the arms production, managing logistics, recon, connection and understanding between troops of various racial and national background, make sure brits don't poo-in-da-loo thanks to pajeets in charge' influence, gypsies stop stealing from their "colleagues" and jews to be slaughtered beforehand so no coin to vanish in them made of infant foreskin' pockets.
Who have these? Amerighetto? Currystan? Stabbetie-la-france? Deutchland unter alles? Who?

Because we would have to either slaughter every Russian, or actually deal with Russians. Neither is palatable.

Also, getting hit with even one nuke is too high a price for Russia.
Who let another AIDS riddled nafofaggot in?

These gorillas aren't capable of building missiles that actually work.

The problem with actually invading them is that I'm willing to bet a few of these pop rockets will make it to orbit and then break apart over Europe, which will of course necessitate the nuclear sterilization of Moscow.

And I do implore our leaders to only destroy Moscow. The history of that land shows that trouble starts with the Muscovy tribes and removing them will result in a happier and more peaceful Russia, at least once they stop getting slimed by fallout.
 
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