🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[AncientPhosphur]

Wow Ralph is being a hypocrite? Just a reminder that Ethan Ralph is capable of literally eating an ox cart worth of shit, deny he is eating shit, claim kiwifarms is spreading misinformation how he eats shit, denies pictorial ebidence of how he eats shit, and even implies that actually maybe it’s you who eats shit and by the time everyone on the Internet is gagging and puking in their mouth looking how Ethan Ralph chews on fat shit logs the ox cart of shit will be picked clean of its content. And at the end Ralph will just say there was no shit in the cart, literally zero ebidence of that claim, can't you see it's sparkling clean, bish

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

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[reptile baht spaniard rid]

During 'sober spring' while pill rambling and horny, Ralph fantasized about sleeping with a grade school girl. On another occasion he outright said the idea of being with an underage girl was arousing.

To Ralph’s credit he’s so addled and gone that anything remotely humanoid is attractive to him if he thinks he can get his rocks off. He’s not a pure pedo, just willing to fuck anything, even trannies.

 

[Anis Johmanoupoulou]

even implies that actually maybe it’s you who eats shit

Don't forget that he will claim that if he actually did eat shit he would brag about how delicious he finds it and not deny it.

 

[Thorndyke Special]

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So he's too broke to move to TJ, is that what he's saying? It's so hard to follow his rambling.

 

[Obscura539]

Ethan Oliver Ralph groveling at the feet of VITO.

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

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HAHAHAHAHAHA ROFLMAO
Who can possibly be this stupid? Everybody Ralph knows is either too broke or knows the Rage Pig too well to live with him.

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

So he's too broke to move to TJ, is that what he's saying? It's so hard to follow his rambling.

I'm pretty sure between his credit history and dubious income no reasonable person will give him a rental lease.

 

[GamerGateSurvivor]

HAHAHAHAHAHA ROFLMAO
Who can possibly be this stupid? Everybody Ralph knows is either too broke or knows the Rage Pig too well to live with him.

Maybe the local cartel will put him up there in exchange for him stuffing drugs up under his gunt and walking across the border whenever he sees his son.

 

[FiveStarAce]

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[Mr E. Grifter]

Even if Kino Casino fails to pin this on Ralph, which I think they will fail because they'd put out proof by now and PPP's coping is a gay response to a stupid accusation, I still consider Ralph's Lane Davis association more damning.

It was a stupid attempt at flipping this round. They should have just laughed it off.

It's happened to plenty of nonce hunters too, Chris Hansen caught a fan in the original series who says to him as he walks out "you were real funny on Opie & Anthony". Is he a pedo?

There was also one of the original predators with a screen name something like "ps3player". This got used by Xbox fans in flame wars at the time.

Ultimately, they should of just laughed it off. Very funny name drop, but a big enough audience is always gonna have nonces in it. They are frighteningly common.

 

[Estate]

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From "I spent more money on spilt liquor then you did on new shoes" to this.
Sad!
Pathetic!
Save me Gator!

 

[Razz]

Kino Casino: Might've had a pedo fan who never had association with PPP and Warski, outed himself, and got arrested.

Ethan Ralph: Personally associated with Lane Davis who murdered his father because his parents were leftists. Gator alleges Ralph knew about the murder before the story dropped and tried to keep it from getting out.

Reverse a-logging: when you a-log but invariably end up posting a cow's W

 

[Sicko Hunter]

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Ethan Oliver Ralph groveling at the feet of VITO.

So just to clear things up what's going on in this screencap is Ethan Ralph who just spent last night attacking Kino Casino for having a pedophile in the audience is groveling to the feed of Vito the self admitted "non offending" pedophile?

 

[Rage Pig]

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His goal is $250 / extendo $400 and he is on his 107(?) hit the goal streak with over 40 extendo goals met, and he needs not one, but two roommates to afford $750 rent? This is so fucking ridiculous. If his donos weren't completely made up, he would make minimum $5000/month TAXFREE with 5 streams per week. He could afford rent and a maid to clean up his piss bottles and there would be plenty left for drugs, tortas and prostitutes. How desperate is this idiot to confirm what a broke ass lying pigga he is?

 

[Um...]

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Ahahaha, Ethan Ralph selling the slum that is Tijuana, MX as some beachfront paradise while advertising for roommates to be able to afford living in said slum. This is too good.

 

[Lidl Drip]

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Lol he is too poor to afford $750 rent

It's so over Ralphasisters. He needs 2 roommates so we know his rent budget is at most $250... he claims to make that in a day streaming. What an embarrassment admission that his donos are fake af.

 

[Die For Me!]

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I think this is enough to get a good idea of this Piggy Banks total financials.
If missing about $400 dollars worth of shows + plane tickets every month is cheaper than living in Tijuana for $750 a month, then it can be assumed that he is currently paying around $200 dollars worth of rent to live in his lawyers shack.

Ralphs goal that he hits every day he streams is $250, idk what gets taken out from payment processors so im just assuming he takes home $200
Ralph probably makes like $40 dollars a show with ad reads
Ralph currently pays a minimum of $750 dollars a month for Vickers Jr.
Ralph misses 2 shows a week to see Vickers Jr. so thats about $480 worth of missed show

+$4,800 a month from his show + ad reads
-$480 2 missed shows a month minimum to see Vickers Jr.
-$750 Vickers Jr. child support
-$300 plane ticket / bumper car ride home
-$415 Total weekend stay at Hong Kong
-$150 Hong Kong stripper to meet you upstairs
-$850 a month to the torta man, cigarettes and booze
-$200 to live in a shack with mold stains on the walls
-$100 Ralphacats
-$120 Starlink
-$30 Laundry
-$350(???) custody battle with May
-$??? Ralphatruck payments? / insurance? (Ralphs possession of this vehicle is debated)
-$??? Playstation credit card debt?
-$??? other debtors he owes money too? (has he ever paid back anyone he borrows from??)
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$1,055 a month for crocs, sunglasses, and new hats to cover his bald spot!

Keep in mind this doesn't even account for his yearly bone fractures, doctor visits for said injuries, and impending IRS troubles.

 

[Mr E. Grifter]

After "cruel summer" turned out to be a nothingburger, we can now see a fat faggot fantasize about fatal fall.

A fatal fall is what happened to Sandra.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

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Who WOULDN'T want to be roommates with Ralph in sunny Tijuana?

You get to get doxed, listen to Ralph mumble into the microphone with CNN in the background, hear riveting tales of him visiting his new lord and master Vito the Pedo, getting threatened and screamed at by a scared midget pig man.

That's living the dream if you ask me!