🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

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Will the "MMA" fight between Gabe Hoffman and Ethan Ralph 🐷 happen?

  • YES!

    Votes: 26 7.5%
  • lol no

    Votes: 322 92.5%

  • Total voters
    348
He’s either hollering all night or a Xanax zombie, eats all your food, doesn’t clean up after himself, dedicates an entire room to piss bottles which he’ll toss around when he’s a pilled out, lets his cats shit and piss everywhere, smokes indoors. Yeah he’s every absolutely every awful roommate distilled into a single person.

Who ever rooms with Ralph can expect one thing: you’re not getting the security deposit back
 
If Ethen Ralph where to die. Would da sekter die with him? Who would uphold the gunt matle of the ralpha male in his absence?
 
Ralph is claiming he made out with a woman on a plane in August:
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:diddler: "The chick I made out with on the plane in August is moving down the block so she's trying to get someone else"
so she's moving to the apartment you're talking about in Tijuana or where you currently live? If she's moving down the block near you why is she trying to "get someone else"? I need some experts in pig latin to decipher this please
 
Ralph is claiming he made out with a woman on a plane in August:
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:diddler: "The chick I made out with on the plane in August is moving down the block so she's trying to get someone else"
so she's moving to the apartment you're talking about in Tijuana or where you currently live? If she's moving down the block near you why is she trying to "get someone else"? I need some experts in pig latin to decipher this please
I'll translate: Ralph was high as fuck. His writings have no basis in reality.
 
I need some experts in pig latin to decipher this please
I'll give it shot, I've known some pill heads in my day.

The chick I made out with on the plane in August is moving down the block so she's trying to get someone else"
She is moving out of her current place and so it would be available for Ralph to move in.

Sounds like a scam so of course the gunt will fall for it. If only he had that $750 on him he could have moved right in......
 
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:diddler: "The chick I made out with on the plane in August is moving down the block so she's trying to get someone else"
so she's moving to the apartment you're talking about in Tijuana or where you currently live? If she's moving down the block near you why is she trying to "get someone else"? I need some experts in pig latin to decipher this please
Really trying to force this blue eyed Casanova image, lmao. Just imagine this hot Senorita, pulling the dandruff covered pig man with the bright red rosacea face into the plane toilet, ripping his Killstream hoodie of to grab his gunt with both hands while sucking on his four titties.
 
Ralph is claiming he made out with a woman on a plane in August:
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:diddler: "The chick I made out with on the plane in August is moving down the block so she's trying to get someone else"
so she's moving to the apartment you're talking about in Tijuana or where you currently live? If she's moving down the block near you why is she trying to "get someone else"? I need some experts in pig latin to decipher this please
Presumably if this story was true, he wouldn't be in Tijuana alone.

Except it's not. It's just totally made up.

Ralph is such a braggadocios nibba he would have pronounced this back in August. What was actually happening was he was being kicked about.
 
Lol he is too poor to afford $750 rent :lossmanjack:

It's so over Ralphasisters. He needs 2 roommates so we know his rent budget is at most $250... he claims to make that in a day streaming. What an embarrassment admission that his donos are fake af.
Women you just don't understand ralphafinance. Every hard earned Dollar this red blooded american man is making is a dollar soaked up by some lazy BITCH that couldn't even get the skidmarks out of the ralphapants and PUSSIED out after the smallest, little murder thread. For every Dollar for himself he needs to make 4, one for the horse, one for fayfay, one for the whore of the day and finally one for himself. You just don't get it!
 
Really trying to force this blue eyed Casanova image, lmao. Just imagine this hot Senorita, pulling the dandruff covered pig man with the bright red rosacea face into the plane toilet, ripping his Killstream hoodie of to grab his gunt with both hands while sucking on his four titties.
lol this bloated Sasquatch-looking creature isn’t scoring anything but cheap mexican hookers.
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and struggling to afford even those.
 
Ralph is claiming he made out with a woman on a plane in August:
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:diddler: "The chick I made out with on the plane in August is moving down the block so she's trying to get someone else"
so she's moving to the apartment you're talking about in Tijuana or where you currently live? If she's moving down the block near you why is she trying to "get someone else"? I need some experts in pig latin to decipher this please
He comes up with this fake story immediately after people ITT (like me) called him out for staying at a brothel cause he has to pay women to touch him. That must have really hurt his ego so he has to assure you that random women totally want to make out with him in public. And then everyone clapped.

It's so transparent and sad. Ralph you are unfuckably ugly, gross and POOR. You found the only woman on earth willing to touch you for free and you fucked it up.
 
He comes up with this fake story immediately after people ITT (like me) called him out for staying at a brothel cause he has to pay women to touch him. That must have really hurt his ego so he has to assure you that random women totally want to make out with him in public. And then everyone clapped.

It's so transparent and sad. Ralph you are unfuckably ugly, gross and POOR. You found the only woman on earth willing to touch you for free and you fucked it up.
Five women confirmed (Adrienne, Alice, Amanda, Faith, Nora)
He had multiple chances and fucked them up so badly he can't mention most of their names due to court orders. That's something you don't see every day.
 
Ethan Ralph should check himself
for lice. because that really happened to someone I used to know after spending an evening barhopping in Tijuana and all he did was dance with the hookers.
Also: crabs, bedbugs, scabies, ringworm, impetigo, STDs, HIV, hepatitis (A, B and C,) and god knows what all else. My skin is crawling at the thought, especially after looking at that godforsaken brothel room.
 
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