🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[AncientPhosphur]

He’s either hollering all night or a Xanax zombie, eats all your food, doesn’t clean up after himself, dedicates an entire room to piss bottles which he’ll toss around when he’s a pilled out, lets his cats shit and piss everywhere, smokes indoors. Yeah he’s every absolutely every awful roommate distilled into a single person.

Who ever rooms with Ralph can expect one thing: you’re not getting the security deposit back

 

[One Winged Pear Farmer]

Anyone want to be roommates with the gunt?
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So who is going to make the sacrifice to be the inside man? This shit could get real funny if a secret a log takes the hog up on this offer

 

[RCRA/CERCLA/GOONER]

So who is going to make the sacrifice to be the inside man? This shit could get real funny if a secret a log takes the hog up on this offer

It's most likely going to be someone he has snaked

 

[RCRA/CERCLA/GOONER]

If Ethen Ralph where to die. Would da sekter die with him? Who would uphold the gunt matle of the ralpha male in his absence?

 

[You're MDNWU]

NOT Ethan Ralph is so damn poor these days that he can't even afford to live in Mexico OR Mexican hookers.

Ralphabros, we're not gonna make it.

As a horse once said, "Where's the money?"

 

[Die For Me!]

Ralph is claiming he made out with a woman on a plane in August:

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"The chick I made out with on the plane in August is moving down the block so she's trying to get someone else"
so she's moving to the apartment you're talking about in Tijuana or where you currently live? If she's moving down the block near you why is she trying to "get someone else"? I need some experts in pig latin to decipher this please

 

[Asian tech support]

Ralph is claiming he made out with a woman on a plane in August:

Was this woman conscious, Ralph? This wouldn't be the first time he's taken advantage of a passed out woman, in this case due to the smell.

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

Ralph is claiming he made out with a woman on a plane in August:
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"The chick I made out with on the plane in August is moving down the block so she's trying to get someone else"
so she's moving to the apartment you're talking about in Tijuana or where you currently live? If she's moving down the block near you why is she trying to "get someone else"? I need some experts in pig latin to decipher this please

I'll translate: Ralph was high as fuck. His writings have no basis in reality.

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

I need some experts in pig latin to decipher this please

I'll give it shot, I've known some pill heads in my day.

The chick I made out with on the plane in August is moving down the block so she's trying to get someone else"

She is moving out of her current place and so it would be available for Ralph to move in.

Sounds like a scam so of course the gunt will fall for it. If only he had that $750 on him he could have moved right in......

 

[Rage Pig]

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"The chick I made out with on the plane in August is moving down the block so she's trying to get someone else"
so she's moving to the apartment you're talking about in Tijuana or where you currently live? If she's moving down the block near you why is she trying to "get someone else"? I need some experts in pig latin to decipher this please

Really trying to force this blue eyed Casanova image, lmao. Just imagine this hot Senorita, pulling the dandruff covered pig man with the bright red rosacea face into the plane toilet, ripping his Killstream hoodie of to grab his gunt with both hands while sucking on his four titties.

 

[One Winged Pear Farmer]

Getting so drunk you make out with someone’s emotional support dog on a plane is a new one

 

[Mr E. Grifter]

Ralph is claiming he made out with a woman on a plane in August:
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"The chick I made out with on the plane in August is moving down the block so she's trying to get someone else"
so she's moving to the apartment you're talking about in Tijuana or where you currently live? If she's moving down the block near you why is she trying to "get someone else"? I need some experts in pig latin to decipher this please

Presumably if this story was true, he wouldn't be in Tijuana alone.

Except it's not. It's just totally made up.

Ralph is such a braggadocios nibba he would have pronounced this back in August. What was actually happening was he was being kicked about.

 

[FiveStarAce]

Lol he is too poor to afford $750 rent

It's so over Ralphasisters. He needs 2 roommates so we know his rent budget is at most $250... he claims to make that in a day streaming. What an embarrassment admission that his donos are fake af.

Women you just don't understand ralphafinance. Every hard earned Dollar this red blooded american man is making is a dollar soaked up by some lazy BITCH that couldn't even get the skidmarks out of the ralphapants and PUSSIED out after the smallest, little murder thread. For every Dollar for himself he needs to make 4, one for the horse, one for fayfay, one for the whore of the day and finally one for himself. You just don't get it!

 

[Um...]

Really trying to force this blue eyed Casanova image, lmao. Just imagine this hot Senorita, pulling the dandruff covered pig man with the bright red rosacea face into the plane toilet, ripping his Killstream hoodie of to grab his gunt with both hands while sucking on his four titties.

lol this bloated Sasquatch-looking creature isn’t scoring anything but cheap mexican hookers.

and struggling to afford even those.

 

[FiveStarAce]

DON'T SLEEP DON'T SLEEP DON'T SLEEP

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

Gotta love Gunt begging for TWO roommates for $750 in a Mexican border slum on Xitter to randos. It doesn’t get any lower or more pathetic.

Now we know why he went to visit Xander on “his birthday”. His birthday present, his only present, to himself, was cheap third world hookers.

 

[Lidl Drip]

Ralph is claiming he made out with a woman on a plane in August:
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link / archive
"The chick I made out with on the plane in August is moving down the block so she's trying to get someone else"
so she's moving to the apartment you're talking about in Tijuana or where you currently live? If she's moving down the block near you why is she trying to "get someone else"? I need some experts in pig latin to decipher this please

He comes up with this fake story immediately after people ITT (like me) called him out for staying at a brothel cause he has to pay women to touch him. That must have really hurt his ego so he has to assure you that random women totally want to make out with him in public. And then everyone clapped.

It's so transparent and sad. Ralph you are unfuckably ugly, gross and POOR. You found the only woman on earth willing to touch you for free and you fucked it up.

 

[LiquidChrisRespecter]

Too poor to pay reduced cost-of-living rent, too repellant to have friends to split it with.

Common Ralph L.

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

He comes up with this fake story immediately after people ITT (like me) called him out for staying at a brothel cause he has to pay women to touch him. That must have really hurt his ego so he has to assure you that random women totally want to make out with him in public. And then everyone clapped.

It's so transparent and sad. Ralph you are unfuckably ugly, gross and POOR. You found the only woman on earth willing to touch you for free and you fucked it up.

Five women confirmed (Adrienne, Alice, Amanda, Faith, Nora)
He had multiple chances and fucked them up so badly he can't mention most of their names due to court orders. That's something you don't see every day.

 

[Um...]

Ethan Ralph should check himself

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for lice. because that really happened to someone I used to know after spending an evening barhopping in Tijuana and all he did was dance with the hookers.

Also: crabs, bedbugs, scabies, ringworm, impetigo, STDs, HIV, hepatitis (A, B and C,) and god knows what all else. My skin is crawling at the thought, especially after looking at that godforsaken brothel room.