🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[SaidNoOneEver]

If he made out with a "woman" it was probably a tranny.

I nominate Elaine Miller to become his roommate.

Is Andy Dick out of jail yet?

 

[ferrari superamerica]

how do we get birdie to be his new roomate?
birdie is a 20 year old autistic ftm who thinks she is mexican and who left her roomate synnibear because synnibear groomed a 14 year old at 21 years
she had a gofund me, got 10k bucks and is now homeless but during her stay with synnibear synni did all the household chores and held a job while birdie lazed arround. imagine birdie and gunt competing who will be the laziest. and ethan ralph would 100% manage to make her love him, knock her up and leave her a single mother (she isn't on testestorone or top surgery)

 

[Braphamut]

Maybe we can sus out the troof if we merge his insane tweets together.

 

[Um...]

So he is still in transit back to his hovel. How many days/layovers has this return leg taken now, 2? 3? What an entertaining shambolic clown. Can’t travel anywhere in under 2-4 days travel time each way.

 

[Rage Pig]

Maybe we can sus out the troof if we merge his insane tweets together.

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Still makes me happy when the shades are off and he shows that his eyes are out of sync, scanning his habitat like a chameleon.

 

[Bill Evans 45]

When the government brings my child into the room, they introduce me as his father and tell him to call me daddy.

Imagine seeing your son so infrequently that you have to be 'introduced' when you do see him.

"The chick I made out with on the plane in August is moving down the block so she's trying to get someone else"

We really need a bullshit sticker for this sub forum.

Just imagine this hot Senorita, pulling the dandruff covered pig man with the bright red rosacea face into the plane toilet, ripping his Killstream hoodie of to grab his gunt with both hands while sucking on his four titties.

Also a vomit react.

 

[Obscura539]

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Ralph is really starting to resemble Sandra as he ages. If you block out his face all that remains is the body of dumpy fat lady.

Did he get a new purse?

 

[Franz Joseph]

Ethan Ralph should check himself

Spoiler

for lice. because that really happened to someone I used to know after spending an evening barhopping in Tijuana and all he did was dance with the hookers.

Also: crabs, bedbugs, scabies, ringworm, impetigo, STDs, HIV, hepatitis (A, B and C,) and god knows what all else. My skin is crawling at the thought, especially after looking at that godforsaken brothel room.

He already has syphilis, just look at his face.

 

[Die For Me!]

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genuinely have no idea what this expression is trying to convey, looks like hes about to cry:

 

[bile demon]

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lol he spits when he talks

Twice. How drunk is he?

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Damn, you can actually see the reflection of the woman he made out with on an airplane in his sunglasses. She's right in front of him, on the other side of the table. Naysaying alogs felted, the Ralphamale wins again.

 

[GreenTips]

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genuinely have no idea what this expression is trying to convey, looks like hes about to cry:
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Ralph is so poor he can't afford cigars anymore, wigger pig is smokin Pawl Mawls. Ralph, you know who smokes Pawl Mawls?

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Never not be amusing to me how the tweet thread is the only thing that moved while his keeellllstream thread is languishing under Flamenco’s (Flamenco should livestream killing himself btw)

I guess Ralph took lessons about streaming from Rekieta. We didnt even get a live walk around the fabulous whore house pig pen he stayed at, just random clips posted to Twitter.

Sad! Pathetic!

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

genuinely have no idea what this expression is trying to convey

Prelude to a shart

 

[Pelican Bones]

https://x.com/TheRalphRetort/status/1838721707508666524?t=UUtujWKyGDsRprog-mwu7A&s=19

Archive: https://archive.md/WaOHz

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Lol this fat blob of yogurt is sitting in a public restaurant pilled out and yelling into his phone about motherfuckers and pedophiles

Sheeeit mane, dem oxys jus' hit diff'rent

 

[FiveStarAce]

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genuinely have no idea what this expression is trying to convey, looks like hes about to cry:
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Lmao, i nailed it.

 

[Bill Evans 45]

Prelude to a shart

Yup, that's a piggy rolling his considerable weight on to one ass cheek to allow easy egress.

 

[Sicko Hunter]

Ralph on his main twitter account typing in all caps about drama and he has 12 likes and 445 views total in an hour. His career is completely dead. No one gives a fuck.

https://x.com/TheRalphRetort/status/1838993834476445883

https://archive.is/PpDD6

 

[Um...]

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Damn, you can actually see the reflection of the woman he made out with on an airplane in his sunglasses. She's right in front of him, on the other side of the table. Naysaying alogs felted, the Ralphamale wins again.

There’s no one else there.

Just his reflection in the glasses. He’s sitting in an airport restaurant all alone, shouting and spitting into his phone (also that place looks like a dive, there’s trash scattered across the floor.)

 

[Pelican Bones]

There’s no one else there.
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Just his reflection in the glasses. He’s sitting in an airport restaurant all alone, shouting and spitting into his phone (also that place looks like a dive, there’s trash scattered across the floor.)

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[FiveStarAce]

There’s no one else there.
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Just his reflection in the glasses. He’s sitting in an airport restaurant all alone, shouting and spitting into his phone (also that place looks like a dive, there’s trash scattered across the floor.)

Nothing you see in your phone is real, not even YOU!!!!