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Will the "MMA" fight between Gabe Hoffman and Ethan Ralph 🐷 happen?

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Capt. Jean Luc Ritard said:
Being an almost 40 year old who can't afford $750 for rent is insane.
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And that’s $750 per month, since I know some countries do rent cost by week. This confirms even West Memphis is out of Gunt’s price range.

I really, really hope Ralph moves to Tijuana. It’s exactly the type of dirty, sleazy, cheap, nasty shithole he deserves to live in.

Ralph can pretend it’s to see his keed, but it’s 100% about cheap east to get hookers. Tijuana hookers are the only way he is getting laid.
 
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Julius Caesar The 187th said:

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How I imagine it would look if Warski and PPP tried to "hang" with the killstream

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I’ve never lived anywhere in so long that was only $750 a month I can hardly remember when that was. At 40 and having to share room mates is downright pathetic. But being sweated by a mere $750 a month by yourself is even worse. Just being in a state of mind where you piblically out yourself as being that pathetic is as embarrassing as it gets.
 
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MercuryDrinker said:
:diddler:AND I'll BE BACK TOMORROW HIGH! NOON 1 PM AT THE LATEST!

KINO PILLSTREAM INCOMING!
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Is this poor mutt STILL trying to get ‘home’? How many days has this (extremely low-budget) return leg taken now? I’ve lost track.

also: the absolute state of this specimen.
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the fucking dandruff. the scabby scaly skin on his face.
Damn he’s nasty.
 
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Julius Caesar The 187th said:

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noir.pngNow waiduh minute! You forgot the Noir Ralph! The Noir!!!! :cryblood:
Now everyone can see all that flaky skin on your shirt and nose! :stress:
As for the kahntent in the video, I think it would only be fair that Ralph part ways with whatever money he made when having a well documented pedophile (Zoom) co-host his show before he goes about demanding other hosts do something similar. If that's too far back, we could instead use your time being married with a pedophile instead; how was your viewer base supposed to know they were funding a child absconder with a history of liking little girls?! :o Surely these people deserve their money back! But Ralph won't do it because:
  1. He's bitchmade! (LOL)
  2. He doesn't actually care
  3. He's broke as fuck! :story:
Oh yeah, did I forget to mention that the aforementioned ebulliently absconded child (who's very precocious btw) was of your own flesh and blood?! Suffah Pig! :lit:
 
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MirnaMinkoff said:
I really, really hope Ralph moves to Tijuana. It’s exactly the type of dirty, sleazy, cheap, nasty shithole he deserves to live in.
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It's a great place for him to FAFO too. Except this time they won't just stomp him, they'll slice him to ribbons.
MadStan said:
Tijuana has the second highest homicide rate on earth; meaning you’re safer on the Ivory Coast or the Congo.

Well that settles it; go for it Ethan.
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It's actually fifth even in Mexico. Fun fact: of the top ten cities by murder rate, nine are in Mexico. The other, at #8, is New Orleans.
 
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Lidl Drip said:
He comes up with this fake story immediately after people ITT (like me) called him out for staying at a brothel cause he has to pay women to touch him. That must have really hurt his ego so he has to assure you that random women totally want to make out with him in public. And then everyone clapped.

It's so transparent and sad. Ralph you are unfuckably ugly, gross and POOR. You found the only woman on earth willing to touch you for free and you fucked it up.
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I think you're 100% spot on. Can you imagine if this waste of space had been able to get as much as a smile from some stranger, he wouldn't be able to restrain himself and would be doing his gay selfies and spam Xitter about how much game he has.

I really hope he finds someone dumb enough to share a place with him in Tijuana, it can only end in disaster and I'm can't wait.
 
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Capt. Jean Luc Ritard said:
Being an almost 40 year old who can't afford $750 for rent is insane.
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Holy shit seriously?!?

He isn't even 40 yet? My God he looks like a rough 60. I'm fucking stupid. I legitimately didn't know he was still this young.

I would pay to see a doctor reveal the results of a physical done on Ralph, on a livestream.

"Senior, the liver...she is dead"
 
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