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Was he trying to creep on the weird pooner girl and she is too autistic to realise?You missed the best part of the story!
Megathread The Pooner Zoo - A thread for collecting wild Pooners and posting OC Pooners, and anything Pooner related
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GUYS!!! Get in here NAOW!
@Stan @Procrastinhater @TismFarmer ALL OF YOU!!
I found a BRAND NEW POONER HIDEOUT, and it’s like a goldmine! R/FTM_selfies
Look at this lil’ dood!
Or this one!
We even have the littlest pooner at homecoming!!
Funny surgery pooners?
No problemo!
@Stan @Procrastinhater @TismFarmer ALL OF YOU!!
I found a BRAND NEW POONER HIDEOUT, and it’s like a goldmine! R/FTM_selfies
Look at this lil’ dood!
Or this one!
We even have the littlest pooner at homecoming!!
Funny surgery pooners?
No problemo!
and I must scream
kiwifarms.net
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Okay, this part shocked me.
I know they are delusional as fuck, but how stupid can you be to think that someone believes you are just entered puberty when you are in college?
Is she fucking serious?
And the others are all like "fuck yeah king", like what? No one thought, wait a minute, this dude actually believes
What, did she pretend dhe is some gifted 13 years old? Seriously WHAT.
Dude is either trying to be nice or a sadistic fuck. Seeing her reply about how weird and inappropriate he is, probably the later.
What the fuck.
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- Aug 2, 2021
Wow it is truly a pooner ZOO. I just took a glance and found some funny ones:
Wow lmao the trannies and badly decorated rooms theme is strong with this lil fella.
Just kind of a funny face
Forced to go to the mall with mom and looks it, right down to the animu t-shirt.
WHOA THERE LIL DOOD
why is your septal piercing so thicc?
I think the juxtaposition between our valid brother of Allah's sartorial choices and the Contrapoints style pink-n-blue contrast lighting is funny.
I don't think she does. Maybe if she took some of the freakin hardware off? lmao she wouldn't pass the metal detector that's for sure
This person is transitioning into Bubbles from Trailer Park Boys.
All of these names sound equally fake to me.
omg tiny pooner? Can I keep him in a little enclosure with a teeny weight rack?
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She's too sheltered, autistic, and female to comprehend that groups of young men will say "oh sure Jan" to the local crazy weirdo because it's funny, and if you humor the lolcows, they give more milk to nourish your craving for lulz. And also, it's a waste of time to actually try to engage with and persuade a lunatic she's crazy. But nodding and cosigning her crazy rants will get her to go off on more crazy rants, which can be laughed over later.
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- Jan 11, 2023
Nevermind the cow ring, check out the text! 
Stache? What stache?
Enhance!
Hmmmm...
Let's try again.
Enhance!
Oh! That stache!
You dyeded it?
Good for you, little Dood!
Edit: I don't know how dyed got spelled that way but I'm leaving it in because it's funnier that way
Stache? What stache?
Enhance!
Hmmmm...Let's try again.
Enhance!
Oh! That stache!
You dyeded it?
Good for you, little Dood!
Edit: I don't know how dyed got spelled that way but I'm leaving it in because it's funnier that way
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I knew a pooner in college who followed this path. She called herself "Liam" and she played the violin. If I had to compare Liam's apperance to anything it would be Klaus from A Series of Unfortunate Events. Round face, leprechaun sized, had this Victorianesque look when it came to picking clothes. The first time I saw Liam was like a day after the First Year Move In, busking in front of the book store with her instrument and courdoroy. I muttered to myself "who left their little brother behind on move in day...?" as I went past to drop $600 on chemistry textbooks. Liam was super committed to the bit and would not admit they were a pooner, I guess this is what pooner stealth looks like. An abandoned middle schooler at college, playing the fiddle for tips. I think Liam actually took a gap year or two to do transition stuff because she was older than me.
That 'stache is so wispy and ephemeral I would believe that this person is just dyeing the vellous hair on their upper lip. Are you even taking T, king?
I want to add something to this.
omg tiny pooner? Can I keep him in a little enclosure with a teeny weight rack?
A standard weight bench is about 17-18" high. This Pooner is about 3 weight benches tall. So this absolute UNIT of a pooner is... 54 inches tall, aka 4.5 feet tall. LMAO.
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I call this le poonface:
You know, where they look moderately retarded because they’re trying to pull a manly scowl but fail?
This is another classic poon-pose:
“Women smile! If I don’t smile, I’ll look like a man!”
This one that you found was also… Phew! The definition of “her smile didn’t reach her eyes.”
“Lobbed off my tits, got the pedoglasses and got that male balding going on… Now I’ll just wait for the sweet release of death!”
The funny part: If you look at her face, you still see a lesbian woman.
You know, where they look moderately retarded because they’re trying to pull a manly scowl but fail?
This is another classic poon-pose:
“Women smile! If I don’t smile, I’ll look like a man!”
This one that you found was also… Phew! The definition of “her smile didn’t reach her eyes.”
“Lobbed off my tits, got the pedoglasses and got that male balding going on… Now I’ll just wait for the sweet release of death!”
The funny part: If you look at her face, you still see a lesbian woman.
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You sure you didn't snag that one off of a down syndrome awareness page? Got the retard potato head and dead eyes.
“Women smile! If I don’t smile, I’ll look like a man!”
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I'm not sure this pic of Bubbles even involved smiling at the mouth. A lot of the expressions read more "bleak" than anything else.
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The pooner lawyer has posted a 'that happened' story of her being 'gay bashed' in Detroit. Don't worry guyz she can do cool backflips when she's being threatened haha.
Story time. These photos are from the last time that I got gay bashed back in 2020. This is what hate produces. I lost two back teeth because of this brutal attack. However, this wasn’t my first time at the violence rodeo.
3 young men surrounded me outside of my apartment in Detroit & started calling me “dyke.” One of them punched me hard in the face a few times. I didn’t flinch. The 3 of them then took me down to the ground & began to kick me repeatedly in the abdomen (where I already have a lot of permanent surgical damage). My face hit the pavement so hard when I went down, it cracked two teeth that ended up having to be pulled.
Knowing that this could possibly kill me, my adrenaline started to rush. I become Hercules when I’m being attacked. I wrapped my legs around one of the attackers to stop him from moving, did some strange backflip back onto my feet (I can’t normally do a back flip), and pulled my knife on them.
Then they started to run. I chased them with my knife to get them to retreat. One tripped and fell right in front of me. He looked terrified that I was going to stab him. I said “get up kid and keep running.” They finally all ran away far enough.
I called the police. They didn’t do shit. Even when my landlord and I found the assailants at the gas station around the corner. Nothing ever happened to those 3.
These pics are from right after. I went to the hospital the next day to check the facial, abdominal, and knee injuries that I sustained. This is what hate creates. Violence. I’ve had a lifetime of THIS. Mostly from homophobia. I don’t want this to repeat as a trans person, which is why I fight so hard against hatred & bigotry. The hate you spew online spills offline. Trust me, I know it does. This is why I know how to fight in a fucked up situation. I wish I didn’t have to know that. Hatred and intolerance breed violence. Stop the hate
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Pls stop multi-posting
Good find! What in the hell is going on HERE
You'd think a little bit smaller than "so big that it could chip your front tooth" would be the upper limit of bullrings, but I guess not.
UsedUp
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That pooner in law got one hell of a story. Got hit twice in the face and "didn't flinch"? I guess that's how real men handle being slapped. Glad she didn't use that knife to gut the attackers like fish while looking them in the eye, instead letting them run away nobly, then manly retreating home to make a photo of microscratches she got while hitting the pavement hard enough to crack totally healthy HRT teeth.
Muskcarpone
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I bet all that happened to Angry Lawyer Dood was that somebody accidentally bumped into her. Maybe even cussed her a little because she was at fault. The rest, as they say, is fiction, just like her claiming to be a man.
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She painted the bruise with her leftover eyeshadows and lipstick for sure, someone who has been hit hard in face several times and then hit the pavement, doesn't look this unscathed, I mean the apparent lack of scratch wounds and swelling.
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More funny looking pooners
Obesity, no tits, and crop top is a bold combination.
OK so you did a bunch of medical treatments to make yourself look more like a man, and then you applied makeup to undo all of that? Why though?
King is still high from the anesthesia.
This one still looks like a woman even with the breasts removed.
Cautionary tale in progress
I'm aghast with these gains.
Pfft who are you scowling at lil dood? You look ridiculous.
Bleak stare of the pooner who finally figured it out on some level.
Obesity, no tits, and crop top is a bold combination.
OK so you did a bunch of medical treatments to make yourself look more like a man, and then you applied makeup to undo all of that? Why though?
King is still high from the anesthesia.
This one still looks like a woman even with the breasts removed.
Cautionary tale in progress
I'm aghast with these gains.
Pfft who are you scowling at lil dood? You look ridiculous.
Bleak stare of the pooner who finally figured it out on some level.
revisionist
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we don't need asylums back, just einsatzgruppen would work wonders.
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Don't forget the fact that bruises start out purplish-red and don't become purple or blue for a day. She claims that this was taken before she even made it to the emergency room.
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It would be fascinating to meet this woman in real life. I wonder if she’s this obnoxious in reality, or if she’s strictly a keyboard warrior.The pooner lawyer has posted a 'that happened' story of her being 'gay bashed' in Detroit. Don't worry guyz she can do cool backflips when she's being threatened haha.
