Anna o' Brien / Glitter + Lazers / GlitterandLazers - Fat, drunk, consoomer attention whore who would rather eat and drink herself to death than endure a single negative emotion

[pink cigarettes]

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She's simply leaning forward more in the first one so of course she's closer to a 90 degree angle while not doing that
Also thank you Anna for providing further evidence of what everyone can already clearly see: YOU ARE THE SAME SIZE

It's so funny/sad to see her talking about "mobility: incoming" etc after acting like everything has been perfectly fine and all her vacations and hikes were great fun and that "the haters" were all wrong. Totally incapable of humility and honesty. Everyone was expected to clap for her then, and now are expected to clap some more, and not question if this person is a liar or mentally ill. Totally deranged

 

[Kitty kitty cat]

Well, I, for one, cannot wait for the inevitable arc where Anna can’t find a surgeon who will do a knee replacement because she’s 500lbs. Knee problems, which will of course be a result of her genetics and arthritis, and definitely not because she’s doing fucking squats at 500lbs.

With the state of the health care system today, I bet she can find a butcher willing to do it. When J can find a surgeon willing to lop of her massive udder at 700 elbees, its probably just a matter of how long she wants to doctorshop.

 

[Programmer Socks]

In the squatting comparison pics she's clearly fatter now - how is that even fucking possible? Look at her arms. Disgusting.

This woman is a neurotic, delusional disgrace.

 

[xivnuhranx]

In the squatting comparison pics she's clearly fatter now - how is that even fucking possible? Look at her arms. Disgusting.

This woman is a neurotic, delusional disgrace.

My theory is that the liposuction caused her fat to store elsewhere, so it went to her arms. Fat cells have a maximum size they can reach and the ones remaining in her thighs are maxed out.

How long before she gets forehead fat like Tammy Slaton used to have?

 

[Springer]

I can't believe so many of you would just casually sit in the over-sized Seating when brave Amy Ramadan died on the beaches of Normandy to bring the „fat binch" to doctors' offices.

 

[FattyMcFatterson]

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Dude just happens to knock audiably right when shes looking down at the balls she rolled with what are probably unwashed hands. HHHEEES HEEEERRREEE! Reminds me of a kid in school making videos for Media class.

 

[Constellationzero]

In the squatting comparison pics she's clearly fatter now - how is that even fucking possible? Look at her arms. Disgusting.

This woman is a neurotic, delusional disgrace.

But, for once, she's wearing closed toe shoes.

 

[thejackal2]

Party like it's 2008. She's got a newsletter.

 

[DefCon Dumb]

Been scratching my head trying to figure out what Anna could possibly do that’s news letter worthy. All her social media stuff already defines vapid.

Watch her try to turn it into blatant ads for fat suction.

 

[thejackal2]

Been scratching my head trying to figure out what Anna could possibly do that’s news letter worthy. All her social media stuff already defines vapid.

Watch her try to turn it into blatant ads for fat suction.

I can see some sort of just total "coaching" scam. Some sort of "for only ____ a month you too can learn the secrets" except the people that do those at least usually are actually in shape. How the fuck can she sell anything related to health and fitness based on her looks? Clearly it's not working for her. Not that that would stop our gorl.

 

[Amberglow]

What’s with the costume fetish? Why does a 40 year old pose like this? Does someone actually manufacture these or are they custom?

 

[lonelygorl15]

What’s with the costume fetish? Why does a 40 year old pose like this? Does someone actually manufacture these or are they custom?

After you learn how to stop double posting, can you start inserting thumbnails instead of gigantic fucking pics that require multiple scrolls to get past? JFC.

Anna is fat and gross and having Jon pretend to come over to eat her Apple Balls when he is actually recording her hamfisting said creation, is cringe and another new low. For both of them.

 

[MerriedxReldnahc]

What’s with the costume fetish? Why does a 40 year old pose like this? Does someone actually manufacture these or are they custom?
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The "gotcha" and the upside-down Pokéball is triggering the crap out of my Pokemon autism
Good job Anna, your supposed Type A perfectionism is on full display!

 

[Amberglow]

After you learn how to stop double posting, can you start inserting thumbnails instead of gigantic fucking pics that require multiple scrolls to get past? JFC.

sorry! I didn’t realize it! It doesn’t look huge when I post it, I’ll do better.

 

[OttoWest]

sorry! I didn’t realize it! It doesn’t look huge when I post it, I’ll do better.

I don’t know if you’re a phone fag but regardless choose thumbnail, not full image.


So the newsletter is just to harvest email addresses? She’s going get even less traction than her failed travel channel.

 

[brooky]

What’s with the costume fetish? Why does a 40 year old pose like this? Does someone actually manufacture these or are they custom?
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She gets the biggest sizes available and I'm pretty sure she just doesn't do up the back.

 

[Breadbear]

She gets the biggest sizes available and I'm pretty sure she just doesn't do up the back.

Gotta let them back tits breathe, honey. Don't want them getting all sweaty

 

[Barbarella]

Something wonky about that photo. Check her knees, part of her legs disappeared, then reappeared just under the skirt. The fence looks off too.



I can’t wait to laugh at her newsletter. If she can’t proofread enough to spot Gotta and Gotcha in a title, it’s going to be an editor’s worst nightmare. I don’t care much about typos and grammar in social media posts, but in a newsletter it should be correct.

I haven’t seen a newsletter since 2005 though.

How many do you think she’ll put out before Miss Type Anna gets bored and gives up?

 

[No Thank You v 2.0]

But also it appears that perhaps her insides are being held together with an old full-sized Rubbermaid trash can instead.

The Brute is a FAMILY LEGACY, shitlord.

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You plebs would never understand the honor.

Literally nothing she has ever shared was of any worth to anyone, ever. "Dresses should have pockets", she posts. Brilliant observation Anna, clearly no one in human history ever said that before. What a profound and original thought.

“Dresses should have pockets” is the female equivalent to when guys say “The Darkness was supposed to revolutionize rock’n’roll”.

I came back to get caught up when the lipodema arc began. It was interesting to watch it unfold via YT reacts, then come back here for a deeper dive. I still don’t know what to make of this insanity, but here are some of my favorite Anna screenshots recently.


Owieeeee



She’s always had a pretty face, that Anna of ours.

It astounds me sometimes how ugly she is.

 

[thejackal2]

She has a new disease
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