Cultcow EvaXephon / Yanderedev / Alex Mahan / Alexander Stuart Mahan / cannotgoogleme - Edgy weeaboo coomer with pedo tendencies and 15+ years internet history as a lolcow, now known as a disaster developer behind eternal debug build called "Yandere Simulator", confirmed groomer and dollfucker

[BigBlueberryBabbu]

Did some checking the moderators have now banned "Lunar Scythe" from being mentioned, censorship 11/10.

Isn't Lunar Scythe referenced a lot in YanSim tho? That's really weird and funny that they would try to censor it lol. Especially since Alex prefers it over YanSim and puts no effort into hiding it.

By the way, I noticed something odd with winning picture for the Nemisis Contest

They didn't finish the rest of the shoulder and just left it incomplete. Alex was probably so distracted by the amount of ass and vagina bones that he didn't even notice.

 

[Encucumbered]

IF it eventually launches.

 

[vertexwindi]

It launches on the same day that Revolution 60 gets patched

 

[Gunstar]

Wow. This guy's another level of ridiculousness. I just remember him from back when he was bitching about .hack//SIGN. Can't say I'm surprised, only disappointed that a somewhat funny (if predictable by weeaboo standards) concept is being bled dry by such a goon.

 

[zFlarex]

Spoiler: long conversation - pictures

EvaXephon thinks everything is this thread is "heavily exaggeat[ed]".
Calls me :autism: even though he's obsessed with Evangelion and some other obscure anime that "alleged" copied it, his proof includes both animes have explosions in them, as you can probably tell his proof is great :autism:.

He wants me to have my own thread as apparently I strike him as "being the perfect picture of a lolcow", can we make it happen for EvaXephon?

His response would probably trigger the sub-reddit fanbase that is overall sensitivity to the use of the word autism, but then again it was probably because I was the one saying it.

And in other news this retard verbally roasts me:

Spoiler: may give you :autism:

"YandereDev is a talented and well-loved game developer"
"You're just a pitiful troll"

As you can probably tell it's a very well thought out argument that completely disregards everything mentioned, and proceeds to suck EvaXephon's dick.

 

[Dio Brando]

I dropped Lunar Scythe because nobody gave a shit about it....it doesn't have to do with praise

Loving that contradiction Eva

 

[PantiesAreImportant]

He dropped Lunar Scythe? Really? That's why he's constantly talking about it, wants people to draw fanart of it, it being his dream project and even made a feature in YanSim that's only purpose is to hint Lunar Scythe? Yes, he stopped working on that garbage and he's right, no one gives a shit about it, but he can't let go, he wants to make that game. The fetish for scythe girls is too strong.

 

[vertexwindi]

''It's sad to work on a game that nobody cares about'' is exactly the same as ''I didn't get praise so I quit'', ya big baloney. You aren't supposed to make games just to get attention.

And if you wanted to finish your game as soon as possible you'd make a game design document and plan everything out.

 

[Keystone]

He dropped Lunar Scythe? Really? That's why he's constantly talking about it, wants people to draw fanart of it, it being his dream project and even made a feature in YanSim that's only purpose is to hint Lunar Scythe? Yes, he stopped working on that garbage and he's right, no one gives a shit about it, but he can't let go, he wants to make that game. The fetish for scythe girls is too strong.

Lest we forget his "SOOPER SECRIT" stream has a picture of Luna with her big busty boobies (slurp) hanging out before you can enter the stream.

Or the fact that he's tried twice now to implement a fighting game mechanic that's almost identical to the abortion he tried to impress MikeZ and /v/ with. What was the name of it again? Oh, right...

But okay, Alex, you've totally dropped Lunar Scythe and stopped caring about it. Whatever you say bubula.

 

[Cupcake9]

The best part of his answer is the amount of unprofressional shit he typed while still thinking he's a serious and mature developer. It's pretty obvious that every competent dev knows how to handle criticism and hate, either answering the questions in a very polite way with decent explanations or just ignoring them because it's better to just keep working on the goddam game.
Meanwhile, Eva gathers every oportunity to procrastinate on Reddit and answer all the questions he find. AKA "You see, all the rivals besides Asu wears skirts and stockings outside the school!" or "EXCUSE ME, MAH GAME HAS MUCH MOAR FEETUREZ THAN HELLO NEIGHBOAR!!!".

Oh, and don't forget about the "NO, YOU CAN GO FUCK OFF!!!" from that Size Mode incident.

 

[zFlarex]

The best part of his answer is the amount of unprofressional shit he typed while still thinking he's a serious and mature developer. It's pretty obvious that every competent dev knows how to handle criticism and hate, either answering the questions in a very polite way with decent explanations or just ignoring them because it's better to just keep working on the goddam game.
Meanwhile, Eva gathers every oportunity to procrastinate on Reddit and answer all the questions he find. AKA "You see, all the rivals besides Asu wears skirts and stockings outside the school!" or "EXCUSE ME, MAH GAME HAS MUCH MOAR FEETUREZ THAN HELLO NEIGHBOAR!!!".

Oh, and don't forget about the "NO, YOU CAN GO FUCK OFF!!!" from that Size Mode incident.

He literally ignores the section which he can't respond to, I don't think people would be interested in what I sent him, but he ignores quite a few parts of it.

 

[Snacker]

I want to finish Yandere Sim as soon as possible, because I am eager to work on other projects.

Oh dear. I mentioned a few posts back that it's sad to think that he is stuck developing this abomination for the next few years, but I considered that even though that sounds horrible to me, maybe he's enjoying the process and is happy to put the work in no matter how long it takes. However, after reading that Reddit post it looks like he's already finding it to be a chore and wishing it was over. Well shit dude looks like it's going to be a depressing few years .

 

[LucasSomething]

Last time i posted here was like 5 days ago. Alex left vacation almost 2 weeks ago. Until now NOTHING happened.

From his reddit.

YandereDevF 1 point 11 hours ago

The next update will include numerous additions to Mission Mode. Nothing for Pose Mode yet; sorry.

Just as i expected (i'm getting tired of saying this), Osana won't be ready for the next update and he will add more useless shit. I warned it on the subreddit, that mission mode would delay Osana even more but did they listen? Nah, everyone praised Alex unoriginal idea.

At this point we'll probably see half life 3 before the first rival.

 

[A Sign]

Eva said:
I want to finish Yandere Sim as soon as possible, because I am eager to work on other projects.

Like... emo mary sue waifu simul-- I mean Lunar Scythe?

Face it, at this rate the actual rivals will never be added, childhood friend lacks the big busty boobies for him to care

 

[ArnbjornsBitch]

https://www.reddit.com/r/yandere_simulator/comments/5i7cea/summer_midori_fan_art_pantsu_warning

more fan art for eva to furiously fap with

 

[A Sign]

Nah, boobs are too small. The art is kind of cute though (the non pantsu one)

 

[LucasSomething]

The "BanYSAnalysis" guy found another target for his internet petitions:

https://www.reddit.com/r/yandere_simulator/comments/5i8j79/im_back_at_it_again_with_momop/

https://www.change.org/p/me-and-my-...ce-get-momo-p-off-the-entire-internet-forever

It's funny because Zflare(YSAnalysis) was banned without breaking any rule, while this guy is clearly a troll and is openly harassing users but he is fine. What a fair subreddit...

 

[Cupcake9]

Troll plans and a change.org petition to ban two users? "Nah, it's cool, this kind of stuff happens."
Users that are not praysing the game and are offering actual criticism? "BAN NOW! GET OUTTA REDDIT, YOU TROLLY TROLL FROM KIWI FARMS!!! YOU'RE BREAKING REWLE NUMBER 8!! MIDORI GURRRRIIIINUUUUUUUUUUUU!!"

Did I sound acurate enough?

 

[30 Dollar Haircut]

Those darn kiwifarms twisting eva's words and taking them out of context

next you'll know he'll post another "clearing up misunderstandings" on tumblr again and continue to lie to his fans

if he really wanted this game over with then he could end the project any time.
but where's the fame in that? He'd lose all the attention he gained from this dumb meme game.

 

[ArnbjornsBitch]

if he really wanted this game over with then he could end the project any time.
but where's the fame in that? He'd lose all the attention he gained from this dumb meme game.

I think I saw a comment on the sub about him if he plans to remove Mission Mode in the final game (not Momo-P's post) because it wasn't relevant with the main game anyway, and Eva replied with

"dats a very silly statement of course I wud nevar remov hitman ripoff/mission mode off the game becaus its faemuzzz"

And then, the blind upvotes.

Honestly, at this point if the creators of Hitman tries to strike Eva for stealing a game mechanic then most of his underaged, blind, naive, idiotic fans would defend him like crazy.

Oh, and as what you expect from Eva, he pulls the victim card again.

"dats a bery sillleee steytmenth boohoo y u striek me"

"i realli dunno y hitmane striek me if u comparin hitman tu mishon mode ur looking onlee at the superficial blahblahblah"

Kinda like what he did with Twitch with his numerous passive-aggressive tweets.