Cultcow EvaXephon / Yanderedev / Alex Mahan / Alexander Stuart Mahan / cannotgoogleme - Edgy weeaboo coomer with pedo tendencies and 15+ years internet history as a lolcow, now known as a disaster developer behind eternal debug build called "Yandere Simulator", confirmed groomer and dollfucker

[A Sign]

Ether try to fade or once again push for Lunar Scythe by giving it a boobie size scale and some sort of reap "backstory"

 

[cwcvillemayoress]

He'll probably do as he's done before and blame other "talented" developers for hampering Yandere Simulator's progress or he might try to pin the blame for the game's failure on it getting too popular because of "YouTubers playing it on their channels". It depends on what mode he's in.

Then again we can be assured of one thing...the kid with the name "Weapons-Kun" from the YandereSimulator Reddit will always be there to stroke Daddydev's small dick ego.

 

[ArnbjornsBitch]

People on the sub are genuine, straight-up naive idiots. All the upvotes on Eva's comments said so.

Then again we can be assured of one thing...the kid with the name "Weapons-Kun" from the YandereSimulator Reddit will always be there to stroke Daddydev's small dick ego.

I kinda feel bad for the kid. He's unaware of what Eva is actually doing.

 

[KiwisAreCute]

So a Youtuber who is a regular player of YandereSimulator has a compilation video of their YanSim stuff. This (unintentionally) is also a compilation glitches. There are some really notable ones, so for those who may not follow the thread closely or are new, it may be a treat for you.

Spoiler

Most notable ones:
0:46
2:15
4:44
6:56
8:04
8:52
9:33
13:15
14:30

 

[caffeinated_wench]

Ether try to fade or once again push for Lunar Scythe by giving it a boobie size scale and some sort of reap "backstory"

Spoiler: im being dramatic u guise

He can try pushing it if he wants (and he probably will, because asspats), but the major problem with that - if he even tries it - is now he won't just be a lazy, greedy prima donna of a developer. People are willing to look past that if you can give them a relatively good product. What he'll have done at this rate is add unreliable to his "resume." Yandere Simulator isn't something he can just pretend never happened like Lunar Scythe.

Even if he tries under a new name inevitably it will come out that he's EvaXephon/YandereDev, the infamous developer of Yandere Simulator. Any future attempts at making a code vomit he calls a game are now compromised. While it won't be impossible to still find people to give him money, it's highly doubtful he'll have something of this magnitude ever again.

tl;dr hope alex likes fallout

EDIT: I know we're all half-joking here, but Alex lacks any sort of self-awareness. He'll most definitely try to shill Lunar Scythe again or something else that will ride on the coattails of the "success" of Yandere Simulator...'s fandom-grabbing, only it will blow up in his face once everything comes out again since, y'know, this time he took money.

 

[Spanish Akinator]

Heyo, I'm back, My PC shat itself over so I was away for over a month, and dear lord, I think that was God's signal to save myself from Eva's complete bullshit.

Eva, Eva my boy. There's a HUGE diference between """forboden luv""" and fetish fuel. Please, stop pretending you know what you're doing and stop pretending you're aren't just putting all your wet dreams in one game.

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>Wants his game to be taken seriously
>People tell him about his games flaws and how it's fucking illegal for their romance + why wouldn't it make sense
Alex: FORBIDUN LUV HUR HURR

 

[LadyScope]

Heyo, I'm back, My PC shat itself over so I was away for over a month, and dear lord, I think that was God's signal to save myself from Eva's complete bullshit.



>Wants his game to be taken seriously
>People tell him about his games flaws and how it's fucking illegal for their romance + why wouldn't it make sense
Alex: FORBIDUN LUV HUR HURR

It's only forbidden luv in Eva's book if its a big busty FEMALE teacher and an underage BOY.

 

[Lalala]

As much as I hate the 'horny teacher' shite it would be extremely easy to fix.
Just have senpai be clearly uncomfortable and unwilling, then make it an option to have the elimination method be collecting evidence of the teachers actions to give to the guidance counsellor so you have to stalk the teacher and either take incriminating photos or collect evidence to get her fired. This way the relationship is portrayed in the creepy, illegal manner it is, Yan-Chan can peacefully remove the teacher under the guise of bringing justice to a wrongun and Eva can bathe in the buttpats for taking a tired, cliché hentai trope and portraying it in a realistic manner with realistic consequences.
I mean this shit really isn't hard, come on now.

 

[zFlarex]

It doesn't matter whether my post does or doesn't break the rules, it'll get removed like this one.

@TheZyzxx

 

[alex_theman]

It doesn't matter whether my post does or doesn't break the rules, it'll get removed like this one.

@TheZyzxx

It's been well established that one of the mods has it out for you. Don't act surprised when they mute you.

 

[LucasSomething]

As much as I hate the 'horny teacher' shite it would be extremely easy to fix.
Just have senpai be clearly uncomfortable and unwilling, then make it an option to have the elimination method be collecting evidence of the teachers actions to give to the guidance counsellor so you have to stalk the teacher and either take incriminating photos or collect evidence to get her fired. This way the relationship is portrayed in the creepy, illegal manner it is, Yan-Chan can peacefully remove the teacher under the guise of bringing justice to a wrongun and Eva can bathe in the buttpats for taking a tired, cliché hentai trope and portraying it in a realistic manner with realistic consequences.
I mean this shit really isn't hard, come on now.

Totally agree but if Senpai is unwilling then how would she be a rival? Since you get a game over at the end of the week he "has" to accept her love. If i had to guess, now that Alex knows how people don't like Mida, he might try to pull the "But her feelings for Senpai are actually REAL love" card and romanticize their relationship.

Remember that this is Yandere "There is a reason for her to be like that" Dev we're talking about, don't be surprised if he gives Mida a sad backstory and insist that it makes "sense" for her to be like that.

 

[Lalala]

Totally agree but if Senpai is unwilling then how would she be a rival? Since you get a game over at the end of the week he "has" to accept her love. If i had to guess, now that Alex knows how people don't like Mida, he might try to pull the "But her feelings for Senpai are actually REAL love" card and romanticize their relationship.

Remember that this is Yandere "There is a reason for her to be like that" Dev we're talking about, don't be surprised if he gives Mida a sad backstory and insist that it makes "sense" for her to be like that.

Well that's easy to fix without a tragic backstory, make it clear that Booby McNastyteach isn't going to give up because she won't accept rejection from a pimply teenager because shes a narcissist. That gives Yan-Chan the reasonable fear that either Senpai will find something attractive after a while or that the teacher will force him into a relationship, not exactly a crazy thought since that's literally how her parents got together. A yandere isn't meant to be rational, they're crazy jealous psychos who will do anything to get their man so really all Yan Chan would have to see is a teacher not leaving senpai alone and declaring that she wouldn't give up till he was hers should be enough to ring the alarm bells.

 

[Cupcake9]

Totally agree but if Senpai is unwilling then how would she be a rival? Since you get a game over at the end of the week he "has" to accept her love. If i had to guess, now that Alex knows how people don't like Mida, he might try to pull the "But her feelings for Senpai are actually REAL love" card and romanticize their relationship.

Remember that this is Yandere "There is a reason for her to be like that" Dev we're talking about, don't be surprised if he gives Mida a sad backstory and insist that it makes "sense" for her to be like that.

Bruh, I'm pretty sure ALL rivals will have a tragic Mary Sue-esque background story. One of them probably involving rape and another one dead parents.

 

[LucasSomething]

Well that's easy to fix without a tragic backstory, make it clear that Booby McNastyteach isn't going to give up because she won't accept rejection from a pimply teenager because shes a narcissist. That gives Yan-Chan the reasonable fear that either Senpai will find something attractive after a while or that the teacher will force him into a relationship, not exactly a crazy thought since that's literally how her parents got together. A yandere isn't meant to be rational, they're crazy jealous psychos who will do anything to get their man so really all Yan Chan would have to see is a teacher not leaving senpai alone and declaring that she wouldn't give up till he was hers should be enough to ring the alarm bells.

But she needs a sad backstory or else how would she be a likable misunderstood waifu? Alex brags about how everything makes sense and whe we don't know anything but he is a fanfiction.net writer at heart and soul.

I agree with you, this stage could be clever and/or desconstructed in many ways, from the teacher being portrayed realistically negative to her actually not being such a bad person or even interested in Senpai but Yanchan madness "perceives" her as a slut and a threat that needs to be taken down. But of course, we are expecting too much common sense from a guy that didn't know how Yanderes work and had to invent his own.

 

[zFlarex]

It's been well established that one of the mods has it out for you. Don't act surprised when they mute you.

Got banned.

 

[Spanish Akinator]

It's only forbidden luv in Eva's book if its a big busty FEMALE teacher and an underage BOY.

Has anybody even asked him yet about this? A.k.a if Mida Rana were a male teacher that is into female Senpai.

In all honesty, I wouldn't be surprised if he had a different reaction, Considering he has different ideas for Yandere-Kun and Yandere-Chan, even though they're supposed to be the same, just different gender.
Lol... He is always complaining about Yandere-Kun being extremely hard to add in game 'cause of all the assets and shit. Yet he wants him to act completly different than Yandere-Chan, for no reason + having to need even more different things such as voicelines that sound nothing alike Ayano's lines since their personality is different. At this point we can just say he is using it as an excuse to not add him, and will go with the common ''It's 2 complicated !1!111'' card.

 

[caffeinated_wench]

I agree with you, this stage could be clever and/or desconstructed in many ways, from the teacher being portrayed realistically negative to her actually not being such a bad person or even interested in Senpai but Yanchan madness "perceives" her as a slut and a threat that needs to be taken down. But of course, we are expecting too much common sense from a guy that didn't know how Yanderes work and had to invent his own.

Because "deconstruction" is our word of the day, I thought I'd add that I agree with both of you annnnnd that the game as a whole would be infinitely improved if it was a deconstructive parody. All you need to do is adjust the light these characters are seen in and add consequences; suddenly, the pedo teacher and dress code-violating nurse can stay, sorta. He won't do it, but deconstructing the stereotypes would at least add something, like... having Osana's tsundereness mean she has to up her game to even confess to Senpai since otherwise he would see it as her teasing him, thus putting a huge target on her back.

And also, because of Ayano's insanity, you could say the rival video is from Ayano's point of view and that some or most of the girls aren't actually interested in Senpai. Brain cells died from looking up the names.

Actually Interested

• Osana
• Kizana
• Oka
• Osoro

Ambiguous

• Amai
• Asu

Not Interested

• Muja
• Mida
• Hanako
• Megami

All the blushing hentai poses are just Ayano's yandereness kicking in, because that's about the only way the video wouldn't be completely stupid af. Yandere see any sort of excessive attention toward their beloved as a threat, so even if someone like Amai wasn't actually interested in Senpai and instead only being nice, she would be a target simply for daring to "dote" on Ayano's precious Senpai.

 

[Spanish Akinator]

Because "deconstruction" is our word of the day, I thought I'd add that I agree with both of you annnnnd that the game as a whole would be infinitely improved if it was a deconstructive parody. All you need to do is adjust the light these characters are seen in and add consequences; suddenly, the pedo teacher and dress code-violating nurse can stay, sorta. He won't do it, but deconstructing the stereotypes would at least add something, like... having Osana's tsundereness mean she has to up her game to even confess to Senpai since otherwise he would see it as her teasing him, thus putting a huge target on her back.

And also, because of Ayano's insanity, you could say the rival video is from Ayano's point of view and that some or most of the girls aren't actually interested in Senpai. Brain cells died from looking up the names.

Actually Interested

• Osana
• Kizana
• Oka
• Osoro

Ambiguous

• Amai
• Asu

Not Interested

• Muja
• Mida
• Hanako
• Megami

All the blushing hentai poses are just Ayano's yandereness kicking in, because that's about the only way the video wouldn't be completely stupid af.

Megami does not seem interested in Senpai at all anyway, She seems to be obsessed with the fact that Yandere-Chan is crazy or some shit. In any case, Megami cares more about what Ayano is doing than what Senpai is doing, even if you play in a pacifist route, she'll still be obsessed with ''finding out who did all the bad shit'' aka Ayano. Alex is so fucking lazy that he would still make Megami hate Ayano for no reason.

 

[caffeinated_wench]

Megami does not seem interested in Senpai at all anyway, She seems to be obsessed with the fact that Yandere-Chan is crazy or some shit. In any case, Megami cares more about what Ayano is doing than what Senpai is doing, even if you play in a pacifist route, she'll still be obsessed with ''finding out who did all the bad shit'' aka Ayano. Alex is so fucking lazy that he would still make Megami hate Ayano for no reason.

Best storyline ever, no plotholes. 11/10

With the current state of the story, whatever that is, in my opinion Megami should be the reporter's daughter. Then the, ah, "bad blood" between their parents has ensured Megami will bear a grudge against Ayano for "taking her father away." Or rather, being the daughter of the one who made her dad run out on her. She can't target the mother, so Megami focuses instead on Ayano.

Then it makes sense - for a given measure of sense - that even playing the pacifist route won't deter her. Her fury at the Aishi family means she won't believe any information saying that Ayano is different from her mother. She needs a scapegoat, and Ayano is it.
You can even get all feelsy by having the pacifist route of dealing with Megami being befriending her or doing something that ultimately proves Ayano is not her mother, burying the hatchet between the two girls. This still leaves a gaping plot hole regarding Ayano's mother and Megami's (reporter) father, but it nips the problem of her reasoning in the bud.

Maybe even something like, Yandere Route = your last rival is the ghost of the person your mother (accidentally/intentionally) killed in high school to get her Senpai. Pacifist Route = your last "rival" is your own mother, maybe? Not quite sure how that would work, but whatever.

EDIT: the ghost thing is only based on the current state of this mess he calls a story and maybe as you progress on the yandere path you start noticing her in more and more places, basically haunting you? Just throwing out ideas because muh ego.

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

I actually like the ideas you have @caffeinated_wench. It's a shame that Alex won't do it though.

Hell, I wonder if he even has an idea of what the words "humor", "parody" and "satire" mean. Because it feels like whatever he puts in are clearly something not to be taken seriously, yet he wants us (the audience and detractors) to take it seriously.