Anna o' Brien / Glitter + Lazers / GlitterandLazers - Fat, drunk, consoomer attention whore who would rather eat and drink herself to death than endure a single negative emotion

Something wonky about that photo. Check her knees, part of her legs disappeared, then reappeared just under the skirt. The fence looks off too.

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Nah, the fence looks fine and what you're seeing is a black crinoline under the skirt.

Edit: MCAS and hEDS???? Has she claimed POTS yet?!
 
How soon until she declares the picked and scabbed over sores on her face are really mast cell activation whatever?

ETA Things that supposedly trigger MCAS:
Alcohol
Fragrances
Stress
Exercise
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What’s with the costume fetish? Why does a 40 year old pose like this? Does someone actually manufacture these or are they custom?

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This photo was taken at least eight years ago. This is why she is smaller, and can squeeze her bulk into the largest commercial sized costume.

All of the costume and "fashion" photos she has been posting in the past week or so are taken from the years she worked at Sprinklr. She's obviously in really bad shape if she can't take any new content and has to fill in with a hundred throwbacks.
 
Lmfao called it @Kate Farms Shill

ETA: also, everyone gets hives when they’re stressed. It’s a normal reaction to stress. But of course, to Anna, it’s fucking MCAS, the disease that anachans pretend to have so they have an excuse not to eat anything or take any feeds or medicine to help them.
 
Yessss Anna, go more munchie! She's really bringing Christmas early for this humble farmer.

So far what Anna has:

Super rare obesity gene
ADHD (at least claiming to be neurodivergent)
Hashimoto's
MCAS
hEDS
Vitamin D deficiency
Amenia

What Anna most definitely does not have!!!!:
Diabetes or prediabetes (she cured her own prediabetes with hard work!)
Alcohol abuse issues
Food addiction issues
Anything lifestyle related


Did I miss any other health claims?
 
MCAS and hEDS???? Has she claimed POTS yet?!

Give it a few more hours. She'll get there.

Great, she's 2/3 on the Munchie Trifecta: hEDS (the un-testable kind, natch) and MCAS. Next up to bat will be either POTS or fibro. Most likely POTS, as fibromyalgia isn't that trendy these days.

Which is interesting, because there's been research that suggests fibromyalgia is frequently comorbid in individuals with strong Cluster B personality disorder traits. Anna would fit right right in. It'd certainly be the first time in a long time where she's fit anywhere.

Stop using candidly good lord. Also I wasn't expecting her to really go full munchie but damn I was proven wrong

Yeah, it's candidly slap worthy.

One thing I will say that she has gotten right with her munching has been the ADHD, because she's ADHD as fuck. However, I can't say that her method of determination strikes me as all that sound.
 
I refuse to believe she can squat low for more than 1 or 2 before she needs to climb up the wall, or just sit down and roll over like a beached whale
Doesn't help that she's not doing proper squats in the first place, but that's neither here nor there.

That shit form of hers is why her back is aching terribly and why she's grimacing through her sorry excuses for goblet squats in her video. And I'd say that regardless of the (lacking) depth of her squat, she probably can't do more than 5 before her nerves are on fire in her lumbar region.
 
Doesn't help that she's not doing proper squats in the first place, but that's neither here nor there.

That shit form of hers is why her back is aching terribly and why she's grimacing through her sorry excuses for goblet squats in her video. And I'd say that regardless of the (lacking) depth of her squat, she probably can't do more than 5 before her nerves are on fire in her lumbar region.
Are proper squats possible for someone of her size? Her gunt would hit her legs and prevent her from bending if she didn't do a weird crab stance and bend forward.

I remember her bitching about burpees and I'd like to see a video on that. I'm no personal trainer but I've had one and I just can't imagine them direction Anna to do deep squats, burpees etc. Those arm windmills that she can't even maintain for 30 seconds are more her speed
 
Did I miss any other health claims?
“Hi I’m Anna and I have lipidema.”

She really is going full munchie.

Armchair time: I’ve long suspected that either mom Susan, sister Kathryn, or both were possible munchies. According to Anna and others they were “sick” all the time, but it’s never been clear what that meant. Or it’s possible that Anna’s munchiedom is a reaction to the attention mom and sis got for being ill, it’s just been a bit dormant until now. Anna’s mom is the key to a lot of Anna’s issues. Wish we knew more about her.
 
Vitamin D deficiency
She probably does have a vitamin d deficiency. Obesity is a big risk factor for it. Easily resolved in almost everyone with the high strength drops they give you. The deficiency is a consequence of obesity, not a causative factor, and it’s probably a dilution thing - your skin can only produce so much and if that’s diluted in a huge mass you show a deficiency.
She probably does have anaemia issues as well. Again, obesity is a big risk factor and obese people seem to absorb less and require more so it’s a double whammy.
Being obese also depresses the immune system hard, and massively increases inflammation.
I wish doctors would be able to tell these patients this. Their issues ARE mainly being fat and losing even a small amount of weight will start them feeling much much better
 
She probably does have anaemia issues as well. Again, obesity is a big risk factor and obese people seem to absorb less and require more so it’s a double whammy.

I can't remember if she (candidly) told us that she had monster periods when she had the gynecological procedure (that she's now saying was for a tumor), but I wouldn't be surprised if she did. She wouldn't be the first massive woman to have The Shining-tier periods, and any woman can end up anemic if her periods are bad enough. Of course, the less I know about Anna's lady troubles, the happier I'll be.

I just love that she's claiming MCAS now. She's speedrunning the munchie greatest hits. I can't wait to see what she claims next-- POTS is the obvious choice, but I'd perish from laughter if she goes for the ever-popular gastroparesis.
 
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