Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Meat Streets]

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Imagine what could have been if he thought that having some nice pearly whites was goth as fuck. Buuut I digress.
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Teeth are as goth as it gets. Only visible part of the skeleton. TMDWU

 

[Hex Cat]

Spotted in the wild

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

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Spotted in the wild

Of course it's a Virginia license plate. Wouldn't expect anything else from the ground zero of lolcowdom.

 

[biggacracka]

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Spotted in the wild

The snake, while a rattlesnake and not a cobra/king cobra, is a nice added touch (I know all Virginia plates have the Gadsden flag and isn't added just for this plate)

 

[Robert w'E'd Leef]

The snake, while a rattlesnake and not a cobra/king cobra, is a nice added touch (I know all Virginia plates have the Gadsden flag and isn't added just for this plate)

All VA plates don't have the gadsen flag, the default is much more plain. There are many alternatives though

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

I'm not sure if we have a separate Boglimpedia thread, but I just remembered an important Cobraism.

"Easternoth" - As in "happy Easternoth, doodt." when a normal person tells him "merry Christmas". What he really means is Equinox, which is a common time for pagan festivals. However, Equinox doesn't happen in December, so he really means Solstice.

Alternatively, this could also be a traditional Boglim holiday of the Cobratin faith, where boglims celebrate by getting blackout drunk and embarassing themselves in front of their families.

 

[biggacracka]

All VA plates don't have the gadsen flag, the default is much more plain. There are many alternatives though

Huh, I always assumed. Thanks for the info

Edit to avoid doublepost

where boglims celebrate by getting blackout drunk and embarassing themselves in front of their families.

So, regular chewsday then

 

[Light-Blue Yoshi]

I'm not sure if we have a separate Boglimpedia thread, but I just remembered an important Cobraism.

"Easternoth" - As in "happy Easternoth, doodt." when a normal person tells him "merry Christmas". What he really means is Equinox, which is a common time for pagan festivals. However, Equinox doesn't happen in December, so he really means Solstice.

Alternatively, this could also be a traditional Boglim holiday of the Cobratin faith, where boglims celebrate by getting blackout drunk and embarassing themselves in front of their families.

I thought Easternoth was a Warlordism? I could be wrong but I remember it as being a tale spun from the mind of Alex Campbell that Cobra just went along with

 

[Molly Millions]

Food review

The BOY has himself a woast beef wrap

 

[Hex Cat]

The snake, while a rattlesnake and not a cobra/king cobra, is a nice added touch (I know all Virginia plates have the Gadsden flag and isn't added just for this plate)

Default Virginia plates are just white. The Gadsden version has to be paid for meaning it was intentional

Of course it's a Virginia license plate. Wouldn't expect anything else from the ground zero of lolcowdom.

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

Default Virginia plates are just white. The Gadsden version has to be paid for meaning it was intentional

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It's insane how a commercial colony that almost starved to death one winter 400 years ago ended up creating the people who would one day spawn CWC, BMJ and NAL.

 

[anliteralidiot]

It's insane how a commercial colony that almost starved to death one winter 400 years ago ended up creating the people who would one day spawn CWC, BMJ and NAL.

And they still pay tribute to the King TMDWTFIU

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

And they still pay tribute to the King TMDWTFIU

Deliciously ironic, youtoob.

 

[bookers]

Unfortunate because I would love to see his reaction to reading so called "real" magic grimoires like the Lesser Key of Solomon.

Sort of off topic but I googled this because I was curious and went to the amazon page for it
In the 'the customers also bought' section was also 'the greater key of solomon' so im like hmm and click on that and look what i found



styxhexenhammer was an editor on it lol

tmdwu toobz *clinks spoon*

 

[DennisReynolds]

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Cobe's merch has always been a fucking treasure trove of lulz. From shitty, poorly sized stolen google jpegs to the most WTF inducing shit like a giant weed leaf with "anti-rape" under it, I love it. He's the only cow I know of that I'd actually wear a shirt of in public, but not the one I mentioned cause ya know.

 

[Orkeosaurus]

Yeah Styxx used to edit occult books, I have one from when I was a fan. They were very cheap, like a couple bucks a pop so it was very easy to build up a collection. They're both so very similar. Two goth dudes who love to rant about shit they know nothing about.

 

[Shinkai]

New video up

 

[Hennimore]

New video up

I like his attempt at subtly laying the ground work for asking for more money to ship the wand and increasing the price for his wands. He claiming that he is going to increase the length of the wands and that's going to "cost a pretty penny".
Says he got his YouTube money in, sounds like he has already blown most of it. I'll be very surprised if he doesn't just blow all of it and repeat the entire process over again before he makes the wand.

 

[Law]

I know NAL said that he pukes when he wakes up and goes straight to drinking, but I'm not inclined to believe that bitchs' word on anything

Hey man, if I spent a day eating NAL's "Wendy's" and also regular Wendy's I'd puke when I woke up too.

he says in that video he was trying to be cute and flicked some liquid at her playfully and she I assume stripped naked and started screaming

BOY is dating a mogwai.

I like his attempt at subtly laying the ground work for asking for more money to ship the wand and increasing the price for his wands.

Damn. Inflation got him too.

 

[bonified retard]

Of course he's using AI to create bacon cheeseburger food hacks now. "Meta AI only gave me the option for one patty even though my prompt said thirty four, it is what it is."