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Lmao someone at Greenwich police clearly had enough of prepubescent boys phoning in to report random people named David and now their social media intern is going to take all the blame
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The Dexerto article was mainly reporting about the time TikTards went to his former Doncaster residence and spotted a brown guy (presumably a squatter, that area has a squatter problem) peeking his hand through the front door. Them in their clearest of minds went on to assume that it was our smartly dressed 60 year old schoolboy. Fucking hellSaw it at the time, there was a ween going on about "his address was all over the Internet already" and linking to some sort of KnowYourMeme type website. Which means the police probably deleted it because they assumed it was an Internet hoax or hate campaign.
It seems that right now Smartschoolboy9 has become some kind of bogeyman on school playgrounds. A bit like the Momo challenge except there's some basis to reality in the whole thing. In fact if you Google "Smartschoolboy9" one of the first results now is a Mumsnet thread where OP claims her son is scared to go to school over him:Lmao someone at Greenwich police clearly had enough of prepubescent boys phoning in to report random people named David and now their social media intern is going to take all the blame
And here's a page from an organization also suggesting similar:My DS14 is refusing to go to school today because it's Friday 13th and then told me about Smart Schoolboy 9...and that there are rumours he's going to be at my son's school (I know that there are probably kids at EVERY school thinking the same).
I've just googled it, as I hadn't heard about it, and bloody hell, he's weird.
Can anyone shed any light on this or give me anything to calm my boy down...please??
This situation has also led to increased discussions and concerns on social media. ‘Copycat’ accounts have emerged, and videos related to this issue are circulating in some schools. This has caused fear and anxiety among some younger children who have been exposed to this harmful content.
Which makes sense. The guy's become an Internet meme, I'm not surprised if kids who have heard about him are using him to scare other kids.This situation has escalated rapidly on social media, with some content creators seeking to exploit it for personal gain. Some parents have are reported to have said that their children are refusing to attend school out of fear.
Some young people might not understand the potential seriousness of the situation, and have created comedic videos on platforms like TikTok which includes reposting the original content or making ‘copycat’ videos.
False claims of school lockdowns due to SmartSchoolBoy9 have been made by young people, likely for social media attention.
You harassed random church people?Well that's disappointing. Fenney didn't remember David, though one of his colleagues did vaguely. They searched their church database and didn't find any contact info, though.
My inquiry:
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I wouldn't consider that harassment. @Daphne Conner Moon was polite and didn't press further after receiving a response. Doesn't cross the line IMO.You harassed random church people?
Can everykiwi PLEASE learn to archive everything. Every link and screenshot in a post should have an archive of the source. Not archiving has been a big problem with smartschoolboy stuff already. If archive.is doesn't work, use ghostarchive. If you use TOR and archive.is is giving you unbeatable infinite captchas, reload your exit node (click the squiggly line next to the lock icon in your browser, then hit "New TOR circuit for this site") until you get one where upon pressing the audio button on recaptcha, it lets you do the audio captcha. If it pulls up the audio captcha, the normal captcha won't be infinite, but doing the audio is easier anyway. If it gives you a message refusing to let you use the audio captcha, the normal captcha will repeat on forever and waste your time, so try a different exit node. If you want to view ghostarchive in TOR browser, just click the "Archived page not showing up?" button on the left side of the screen, and it will work. If you want to archive a xeet and comments, you can archive a link to the nitter instance xcancel.com (change x.com to xcancel.com in the URL), though for important stuff it may be better to archive that and the original Twitter post.The official twitter account for Greenwich Police in South East London have tweeted about SSB9
"An investigation is ongoing" not sure how serious this is though.
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Archives of OurSaferSchools posts about smartschoolboy9:They also made this post and video about him on Twitter
There is still a man under that warped reality though. It's hard to consistently fake connections to times and places you haven't experienced. Humans default onto things that they already know. It's why he keeps looping back to his experience as a school kid in the 70s, and it's why we know Stefanie is an adult man and not a child.tl;dr - I'm starting to think there's more fiction than fact in most of what "David" has posted.
tl;dr - I'm starting to think there's more fiction than fact in most of what "David" has posted.
I can almost picture SSB9 figures in blister packs right between the five nights at freddy's, sirenhead, and skibidi toilet toys on store shelves when this is all overThe guy's become an Internet meme, I'm not surprised if kids who have heard about him are using him to scare other kids.
Smartschoolboy9 Fortnite skin.I can almost picture SSB9 figures in blister packs right between the five nights at freddy's, sirenhead, and skibidi toilet toys on store shelves when this is all over
Null should interview SSB9 on MATISmartschoolboy9 Fortnite skin.
I disagree that this is the case. If reality was really fragmented in his mind, if he really believed himself to be the personas he's donning, he would be acting very differently than he currently does. I don't think it is just mental illness at play here - meaning something that is beyond his control, as would be the case with, say, a schizophrenic who really, truly believes that the voices in their head are real. I think malice and perversity are involved in this case.he seems to believe people can go back in time and change things, and even inhabit different bodies.
I'm starting to think there's more fiction than fact in most of what "David" has posted.