Horrorcow smartschoolboy9 / Stefanie Schoolie / truth_sticks_11 - Man from Doncaster, England who has a fetish for school uniforms, heeled miniboots and may or may not be a pedophile.

Saw it at the time, there was a ween going on about "his address was all over the Internet already" and linking to some sort of KnowYourMeme type website. Which means the police probably deleted it because they assumed it was an Internet hoax or hate campaign.
The Dexerto article was mainly reporting about the time TikTards went to his former Doncaster residence and spotted a brown guy (presumably a squatter, that area has a squatter problem) peeking his hand through the front door. Them in their clearest of minds went on to assume that it was our smartly dressed 60 year old schoolboy. Fucking hell
 
Well that's disappointing. Fenney didn't remember David, though one of his colleagues did vaguely. They searched their church database and didn't find any contact info, though.

My inquiry:
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His reply:
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Lmao someone at Greenwich police clearly had enough of prepubescent boys phoning in to report random people named David and now their social media intern is going to take all the blame
It seems that right now Smartschoolboy9 has become some kind of bogeyman on school playgrounds. A bit like the Momo challenge except there's some basis to reality in the whole thing. In fact if you Google "Smartschoolboy9" one of the first results now is a Mumsnet thread where OP claims her son is scared to go to school over him:
My DS14 is refusing to go to school today because it's Friday 13th and then told me about Smart Schoolboy 9...and that there are rumours he's going to be at my son's school (I know that there are probably kids at EVERY school thinking the same).
I've just googled it, as I hadn't heard about it, and bloody hell, he's weird. 😳
Can anyone shed any light on this or give me anything to calm my boy down...please??
And here's a page from an organization also suggesting similar:
This situation has also led to increased discussions and concerns on social media. ‘Copycat’ accounts have emerged, and videos related to this issue are circulating in some schools. This has caused fear and anxiety among some younger children who have been exposed to this harmful content.
This situation has escalated rapidly on social media, with some content creators seeking to exploit it for personal gain. Some parents have are reported to have said that their children are refusing to attend school out of fear.

Some young people might not understand the potential seriousness of the situation, and have created comedic videos on platforms like TikTok which includes reposting the original content or making ‘copycat’ videos.

False claims of school lockdowns due to SmartSchoolBoy9 have been made by young people, likely for social media attention.
Which makes sense. The guy's become an Internet meme, I'm not surprised if kids who have heard about him are using him to scare other kids.
 
The official twitter account for Greenwich Police in South East London have tweeted about SSB9
"An investigation is ongoing" not sure how serious this is though.
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Can everykiwi PLEASE learn to archive everything. Every link and screenshot in a post should have an archive of the source. Not archiving has been a big problem with smartschoolboy stuff already. If archive.is doesn't work, use ghostarchive. If you use TOR and archive.is is giving you unbeatable infinite captchas, reload your exit node (click the squiggly line next to the lock icon in your browser, then hit "New TOR circuit for this site") until you get one where upon pressing the audio button on recaptcha, it lets you do the audio captcha. If it pulls up the audio captcha, the normal captcha won't be infinite, but doing the audio is easier anyway. If it gives you a message refusing to let you use the audio captcha, the normal captcha will repeat on forever and waste your time, so try a different exit node. If you want to view ghostarchive in TOR browser, just click the "Archived page not showing up?" button on the left side of the screen, and it will work. If you want to archive a xeet and comments, you can archive a link to the nitter instance xcancel.com (change x.com to xcancel.com in the URL), though for important stuff it may be better to archive that and the original Twitter post.

This either got deleted, or was fake to begin with. If it was fake, it convinced the fine journalists at Dexerto, as they published an article purporting that the post was real but was deleted.
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(Article | Archive)

They also made this post and video about him on Twitter
Archives of OurSaferSchools posts about smartschoolboy9:
https://x.com/OurSaferSchools/status/1838237059951026198 (Archive) (Video with female presenter)
https://x.com/OurSaferSchools/status/1837190095171994096 (Archive) (Video with male presenter)
https://oursaferschools.co.uk/2024/09/20/safeguarding-alert-smartschoolboy9 (Archive)
Archives of iNEQE post about smartschoolboy9:
https://ineqe.com/2024/09/20/safeguarding-alert-smartschoolboy9/ (Archive)
 
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Someone tagged me earlier regarding Ancestry searches, but I already cancelled my free trial subscription because $69.99 is a heck of a lot per month and I didn't want to forget and get charged.

Other kiwis may feel free to start their own free trials and check out these leads, but I'm sort of thinking a lot of this may be dead ends because SSB9's reality is sort of warped. I know @lil retard wasn't a fan of my email inquiry, but nonetheless I think his point is well taken that we don't *really* know much of *anything* for certain. A lot of the timeline that we get indirectly from David may be true but the guy thinks he's a twelve year old schoolgirl for pete's sake.

I do think we can reasonably assume that all these narratives he posts are based in *some* kind of reality, but it seems that in SSB9's mind, years are what is important, but people and places are shifting. He takes on the persona of his own half-sister, a fictional schoolgirl who apparently never existed (Stefanie), etc. And he seems to believe people can go back in time and change things, and even inhabit different bodies. Source:
From his FB post archived earlier in the thread: "
I would just say, in addition: I had speculated in 2004 with a girl I mentioned before, but not by name - she played the role of a wartime child - things we're not meant to know about the war. She said that a military person effectively told her that it is possible for "some" people to live in at least 2 different realities. They don't "think" it, it isn't a dream, it is real.
Personally I know time has often been toyed with. Reality can be changed. & my friend said, "Time travel has already been proven to be possible."
Interestingly, my friend didn't like "war-type" footwear, but instead, in particular, pretty, black patent-leather high-heels with straps - as I might just have mentioned before. Girlhood can be shaken by war & its all-male dynamics. A longing to be unrelentingly feminine, & to be free from the limitations that conflicts create for creative girls is the created, sovereign right of a girl. To flourish at school - a good school - & as an achiever, an ambassador for structure, integrity, clarity.
& I asked her if she might have "lived before" as a child during the 2nd World War who'd watched a father or brother go to war & never return. This clever girl then said, "It's in the footsteps, that final walk away. You know it's their last footsteps in your presence. & you know you must not follow them."
I make a comparison with the late evangelist Richard Ames. He didn't follow those who walked in a direction that, sadly, leads to tragedy. He knew he couldn't. & no way should anyone have to."

It's one thing to have a fake persona online... a lot of us are probably anons on various social media. (I'd never put my real name on Twitter.) But this guy had several alternate personas dating back for years, even apart from the internet. It seems like names (Stefanie, David, Zia, Darren, Zeo, Veronica, etc.) just morph and come and go, standing in for different individuals and even the places exchange for names (London, Stansfield). At this point I think it may be pretty clear that the reason we have so few concrete details regarding SSB9 is not because he is so elusive and smart about erasing his footprint, but rather because his view of reality is so fragmented and warped that it is sending us down trails that were always dead ends because they didn't exist.

tl;dr - I'm starting to think there's more fiction than fact in most of what "David" has posted.
 
I can’t find any mentions in the thread, but has anyone tried using PIMeyes to find more information and accounts from him?
 
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tl;dr - I'm starting to think there's more fiction than fact in most of what "David" has posted.
There is still a man under that warped reality though. It's hard to consistently fake connections to times and places you haven't experienced. Humans default onto things that they already know. It's why he keeps looping back to his experience as a school kid in the 70s, and it's why we know Stefanie is an adult man and not a child.

I agree that you are right and we shouldn't just take his word for any *specific* event. I agree that he's likely an unreliable narrator.

I think we should accept reoccurring themes as valid (A desire to be white, indicating that he was bullied for being mixed) and things which he begrudgingly admits to (Being disfellowshipped from a church that he clearly cares a lot about).
 
Quickly butting in to say that I'm noticing a few negative stickers on ANY post that makes fun of the UK being retarded and making such a post online, or mocking the UK police force in general.

The thread's officially a honeypot for angry brits. At least come out of lurking and let us laugh at your faces, faggots.

tl;dr - I'm starting to think there's more fiction than fact in most of what "David" has posted.

Honestly, I don't really doubt this is the case. The way he writes his stories come off as some sort of madman rambling or some stupid shit. Like that fat guy who loves a pokémon way too much and keeps writing fanfiction off from his life. Just that instead of fictional animals he's making it about fictional children he's making up in his mind.

Doesn't take away that he's still doing dangerous things like chasing kids or actually going to places full of kids while dressed up like a deranged psychopath and making that dick sucking notion with his mouth.
 
he seems to believe people can go back in time and change things, and even inhabit different bodies.
I disagree that this is the case. If reality was really fragmented in his mind, if he really believed himself to be the personas he's donning, he would be acting very differently than he currently does. I don't think it is just mental illness at play here - meaning something that is beyond his control, as would be the case with, say, a schizophrenic who really, truly believes that the voices in their head are real. I think malice and perversity are involved in this case.
Think about it: if he really believed himself to be a schoolboy, why would he create a video with dick sucking noises, or video himself while (apparently) tugging his meat in the mirror? And why would he hide his identity online so well if he truly thought, in his broken brain, that he is simply a schoolchild? Creating and donning these personas is clearly sexually arousing for him, for whatever fucked up reason I cannot fathom.
I understand the main point here is the reliability of the information in his posts. But I'm using this as an opportunity to attribute moral blame to this person. This isn't simply a person with some exotic mental syndrome where they really believe themselves to be a child. This is a pedophile who is flaunting and chasing kids, both physically and online.
 
I'm starting to think there's more fiction than fact in most of what "David" has posted.

It's Internet brain rot leading hundreds of useless people to treat real life like an ARG just because the story is online; and Youtubers and TikTokers love compiling their own audience's misinformation as content to be sold back to them (which has actually been its own industry since the first 24/7 cable news channel began airing). That this haphazard means of stumbling through vigilantism with a smartphone was regarded as alluring by so many is why I expect such mass-retardation to be the norm five years from now.
 
Just wanted to go back to this as it is fairly coincidental, David Alter newspaper article from I believe mid 90s? His address is listed as "Ashlake Road, Streatham"
The address for this 'I Alter' (possible Father) is from 1984? and these two addresses are 1.2 miles apart
For the 'I' initial, there's really not many options for what this name could be, the only possible English name would be Ian.
Other than that it would be foreign names like Ibrahim/Isaac (popular names in Kenya (where I believe he is from)
Only other options would be Ivan, Immanuel, Ismael.
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Annoyingly I don't believe he has ever mentioned anything about his parents, but I'm of the strong belief his father is either Kenyan/Israeli with a French/Greek mother.
He has however mentioned being mixed race, pro-immigration stances, he has mentioned about Kenyan schoolboys being taller than average, and links to worldwide church of god who have endorsed british-israelism + Alter surname connection to Jews

The only problem with this lead is that the 140a New Pk Rd address is a very nice house that would not be cheap, which is a big difference from the council flat at Kerrin Point he would have lived at prior. So unless his Father was wealthy and left his Mother during Davids childhood, this wouldn't make sense.
 
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