Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Dang It Bob]

I wonder if Rackets has started hitting the galaxy gas like all his favorite bulls.

Nitrous is a dissociative so it wouldn't surprise me if Kayla is into it.

According to Aaron, Kayla (and maybe the rest of the Qover? Except him) were doing whippits canister:

 

[Bowl of Ramen]

Nick: "I made you, Sean!"
Ralph: "I made you, Medicare!"

It's like poetry, it rhymes

He’s even saving screenshots in real time like Ralph so he can le epically own people later.

At this point, I’m not entirely sure if it isn’t Ethan-Chan Ralphachu that’s not the cursed one.

 

[Nod Flenders]

Crossposting from the State v Rekieta thread:



Do you think we’ll get a Rekieta seethe stream today?

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It was inevitable. Big W for the Farms, big L for the Balldo.

 

[Beard_Chan]

I hope he goes on stream and completely shit talks his lawyer. He did the same with Rendaza and I find it particularly funny because he almost views the law like a cartoon, despite being a lawyer. He thinks that, "hey I am paying the best defamation lawyer in the world, and yet I am losing, how could that be? must be the lawyers fault and he's a con artist", he never looks inward and thinks to himself, maybe this case is literally unwinnable because I literally did say "Montegraph has always been into sucking little boy cocks.", and no amount of lawyers is going to change that. He views it like a comedy where people can get away with anything as long as they have the best lawyers. As far as I can tell with this new ruling, this case is probably an unwinnable case, but of course that isn't Nick's fault for causing it, it's the lawyers fault for sucking at his job.

It really is crazy how some people completely lack the ability to humble up and look inward or analyze their situation objectively and honestly. I have met people IRL like this. Its like a mental block or something driven by a hyper-developed ego? Potent self-delusion? It really is something else how far he's willing to quadruple down and then some. Not being rational or honest with himself.

 

[Sharpeteer]

Him having to threaten someone like this is an indication of somebody losing, not winning. He knows he has nothing, no leg to stand on, so he has to threaten others.

Can he ever not be a loser? Oh, he's a junkie, so the answer is no.

Also, saying Sean is fat over and over does nothing. In fact, if I knew where Sean lived, I'd send him a pizza.

 

[Owlbear]

Also, saying Sean is fat over and over does nothing. In fact, if I knew where Sean lived, I'd send him a pizza.

Sean is fat, but it's better to be fat than a junkie. I also appreciate that Sean is feeding Nick fat jokes in desperate hope that he will start using more that one fat joke. Remember, this is a comedian. I think Sean is losing weight, but he might just be getting better at angling his camera.

Also, I'll go on record saying that I would send Sean a dozen donuts.

 

[Poop Shoot]

Sean’s a big fat fatty fat-fat, but he‘s still a better lawyer than Nick and doesn’t have Swiss cheese for a brain.

 

[RotPockets]

Him having to threaten someone like this is an indication of somebody losing, not winning. He knows he has nothing, no leg to stand on, so he has to threaten others.

Can he ever not be a loser? Oh, he's a junkie, so the answer is no.

 

[ThePhoenix]

Sean’s a big fat fatty fat-fat, but he‘s still a better lawyer than Nick and doesn’t have Swiss cheese for a brain.

Until his latest stream, where he moved back from the camera, I had no idea how fat our man is.

It's comedically fat.

As he's our guy I think @Null should do a crowdfunder for a gastric band.

 

[Law]

He’s even saving screenshots in real time like Ralph so he can le epically own people later.

Goddamn. The Internet Slapfighting Pro-Am circuit sounds exhausting as all hell. I'd rather raise five kids.

 

[not william stenchever]

Sean’s a big fat fatty fat-fat, but he‘s still a better lawyer than Nick and doesn’t have Swiss cheese for a brain.

He has big Santa energy and it's part of his charm. Nick would never know what it's like to be genuinely charming as all he's got is snake-brained false personability and that illusion gets burned away the more he acts like himself.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Probably some combination thereof. He's obviously a true believer in gun rights (gotta defend the Balldamo from the cops and Kiwifags). And 2A guys are far from immune to the consoomerist doom loop.

It's not uncommon to have lots of guns and still not find time or money for a range day. Shooting is expensive. And he needs that money for drugs and booze.

The vast majority of gun owners just think having it will keep the zombie apocalypse, BLM riots, or home invader. Usually tucked in a safe or closet. Or in Nick’s case in a safe with a bunch of coke with mags under the bed. If Nick was a more serious 2A guy we’d hear police finding tactical gear, body armor, and night vision devices or have a backyard stupid some kind.

Also did they even report it having a red dot or scope? I’d imagine they’d also do that as a part of a chain of evidence and that’s also tell us what kind of gun owner Rekieta is too. My guess is it’s just cheap magpul back up irons

 

[Desktop User2]

Probably some combination thereof. He's obviously a true believer in gun rights (gotta defend the Balldamo from the cops and Kiwifags). And 2A guys are far from immune to the consoomerist doom loop.

He just feels naked against the Great Raccon Aggression that is to come. They will avenge their family.

 

[not william stenchever]

He just feels naked against the Great Raccon Aggression that is to come. They will avenge their family.

People are doubtful of Kayla's abilities to wander even 100 meters into the woods to get Mama JF'd but the Raccoons will lure her out with ketamine and then black bag her, never to be seen again.

 

[Owlbear]

Also did they even report it having a red dot or scope? I’d imagine they’d also do that as a part of a chain of evidence and that’s also tell us what kind of gun owner Rekieta is too. My guess is it’s just cheap magpul back up irons

Don't underestimate iron sights in trained hands. But maybe you should underestimate them in Nick Rekieta's entitled, alcoholic cuck hands. A red dot won't help much if you're on so many drugs you can't see straight and your hands are perpetually shaky.

 

[Desktop User2]

People are doubtful of Kayla's abilities to wander even 100 meters into the woods to get Mama JF'd but the Raccoons will lure her out with ketamine and then black bag her, never to be seen again.

That would be the lowest value hostage in history. Nick would just have a bump and continue with his life. Now, if they took April or his eldest that is the only person managing the house...

 

[Anasûrimbor Kellhus]

Well its officially been over 24 hours since judge bussy liquor eternally DENIED nick rekieta and we haven't heard a peep from him on X or on a stream.

*inhales*

WOW IT SURE IS NICE TO HAVE EPICALLY OWNED NICK REKIETA ONCE AND FOR ALL IT SURE APPEARS US KIWIFARMS USERS WERE ON THE TOP OF OUR GAME AND CONVINCED EVERYONE WE WERE RIGHT ALL ALONG! WITH NOBODY AROUND TO CORRECT THE RECORD WE SURE HAVE WON, COMPLETELY AND TOTALLY AGAINST NICK REKIETA! JOYOUS DAYS KIWIFARMS USERS!

 

[WEEKEND]

I bet the Sean shit is just some basic bitch gossiping about other lawtubers.

 

[Peace Through Power]

Well its officially been over 24 hours since judge bussy liquor eternally DENIED nick rekieta and we haven't heard a peep from him on X or on a stream.

*inhales*

WOW IT SURE IS NICE TO HAVE EPICALLY OWNED NICK REKIETA ONCE AND FOR ALL IT SURE APPEARS US KIWIFARMS USERS WERE ON THE TOP OF OUR GAME AND CONVINCED EVERYONE WE WERE RIGHT ALL ALONG! WITH NOBODY AROUND TO CORRECT THE RECORD WE SURE HAVE WON, COMPLETELY AND TOTALLY AGAINST NICK REKIETA! JOYOUS DAYS KIWIFARMS USERS!

I like this version

 

[AnOminous]

Until his latest stream, where he moved back from the camera, I had no idea how fat our man is.

It's comedically fat.

As he's our guy I think @Null should do a crowdfunder for a gastric band.

Calling someone fat is meaningless if they don't give a shit. The comedic value of the fat joke isn't the insult, it's the fatty freaking out about it like LawlTwitter did.