Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 63 18.5%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.2%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 92 27.1%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 54 15.9%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 127 37.4%

  • Total voters
    340
I seem to remember Nick had previously expressed the fact that he enjoys making people uncomfortable by touching them without permission. He’s just a complete creep.

Going gay after going coked up swinger was just a natural evolution for Nick. It would be more surprising if he didn't end up there. I don't think it was about making Aaron uncomfortable. I think it was about Nick signaling what he wanted which was man on man sex.
 
April's case had a new document filed.
Her Omnibus hearing is scheduled for October 29th 2024, via Zoom.

Unless that changes we can watch that for a change.
(I honestly predict that they will make a motion and request hearing in person and no Zoom, and I would be surprised if it was not granted after the last one)

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See attachment for the full PDF.

Let's hope it all goes downhill to drive a wedge between Ape and Nick.
 

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In any case, this disingenuous fucker bringing up the suicide-baiting is just demonstrating once again that he's nothing more than a manipulative, lying cunt who'll say anything he can in order to mislead/confuse/beguile his remaining morons, er, I mean fans.
Especially when he flashed this demented duper's delight grin right after baiting suicide.
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He's like the demon form of Henry Rollins in that Liar video. SUCKER! SUCKER!
We all know he can't let a drop spill on the floor.
I'm sure he applies the same rule to cum.
 
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According to Aaron, Nick's licked his face on 3-4 separate occasions including the first night they met.
Nick has a taste for Toe!

1:00 - 1:42 is the relevant part, the rest is him talking about his car insurance and the goal.

Not surprised after Coomalot claimed to Pippa that he made out with Nick in Vegas, Nick did a stripper dance for his Male moderator at the playboy themed airbnb and Gosney said that Nick got really gay when drunk but Drexel interrupted him before he could elaborate on it.
 
April's case had a new document filed.
Her Omnibus hearing is scheduled for October 29th 2024, via Zoom.

Unless that changes we can watch that for a change.
(I honestly predict that they will make a motion and request hearing in person and no Zoom, and I would be surprised if it was not granted after the last one)

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See attachment for the full PDF.

Let's hope it all goes downhill to drive a wedge between Ape and Nick.
She attended that first hearing in the balldo dungeon for everybody to see, I don´t know why she would be inconvenienced to leave the house so that some Kiwis cannot witness it. She seems shameless.
 
It’s wild hearing Nick say he wants to eat a bullet after he’s spent dozens of hours claiming he dindu nuthin. If most were wrongfully accused of anything criminal, and especially crimes related to having kids in a home with hardcore drugs and swinging going on, the last thing they’d consider is self-yeeting. You’d presumably do whatever it took to prove your innocence, no?

I’m just blown away how he acts like he played no part in his own downfall and has no accountability for the current state of his life. That’s a stance that likely will get increasingly disturbing to his children as they mature and realize their father has never been man enough to take responsibility for them being torn away and made wards of the court. Probably the only thing worse than having a father you can’t respect is being the piece of shit sperm donor himself.
He's a lot more like Lowtax than he would ever care to admit.
I wonder if Rackets has started hitting the galaxy gas like all his favorite bulls.
Nitrous is a dissociative so it wouldn't surprise me if Kayla is into it.
There is a way for narcissists to kill themselves. That is out of spite. The momentary pure rage of "I'LL SHOW YOU" gives way to impulsively shooting themselves, overdosing, or the classic wrapping a car around a tree.
This is exactly what Lowtax did, although it wasn't exactly impulsive. He'd been foreshadowing yeeting himself for a while if he lost his court case.
 
I ran the Nick Rekieta thread through Google's Notebook LM, and the result was pretty interesting. So, I decided to turn it into a 'documentary-podcast thing':

The Nick Rekieta Downfall using Google's NotebookLM


I've used text, png and clips from the users: @Himedall All-seeing Waifu, @Balldo's Gate, @elb, @MNPublicRecords, @John Andrews Stan, @MNPublicRecords, @Not Who You Think, @Useful_Mistake, @WhoDaresWhoCaresWhoKnows, @Captain Manning, @2lolis1cup, @Potatoherder & @Neetorino, @3MMA, @Ethan Ralph Is 5'1"
(Sorry if I forgot anyone, there were many clips)

'The podcast talk' was created using Google’s NotebookLM, with some minor audio edits from me.
The ‘hosts’ are AI-generated images made with Microsoft’s Designer.
I edited the video using DaVinci Resolve 19.

Songs:
• Amusement Park (From "NieR Automata") (Lofi Hip Hop Remix) - Alex Moukala II
• City Ruins (From "Nier Automata") (LoFi Hip Hop Remix) - Alex Moukala II
This is amazing and I love the kiwi fruit imagery on the PFPs.
 
How the Nicholas Rekieta NPC Works

Initial accusation:
Accusation variable query from statement:
I don’t know about y’all, but I’m starting to think this Nicholas fellow might be a homosexual.
Accusation variable recognized in frequently queried memory:
homosexual
homosexual assigned to variable (x)
x = homosexual
Designate (x) as noun or verb
(x) designated to noun
Query memory for pre-programmed responses. IF pre-programmed response found for (x) in memory, query:
I am not
I have never
I wish I
I wish I had time to
You don't know anything about
Request response at random, and append variable (x) while assigning proper language from memory for noun or verb.
"I am not a homosexual"
"I have never been a homosexual"
"I wish I was a homosexual"
"I wish I had time to be a homosexual"
"You don't know anything about homosexuals"
:really:
IF pre-programmed response not found for (x) in memory, query:
You know nothing
Go fuck yourself coward
Awww
Request response at random.
"You know nothing"
"Go fuck yourself coward"
"Awww"
:really:
IF (x) equals any of the following from frequently accessed pool in memory:
"Reading the thread"
"Reads his thread"
Request additional pre-programmed response.
"I do not read my thread. Somebody sent this to me."
:really:


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(I honestly predict that they will make a motion and request hearing in person and no Zoom, and I would be surprised if it was not granted after the last one)
I wouldn’t be so sure. April loves to play the victim. I can see her allowing the Zoom hearing to proceed just like last time and using the inevitable harassment for pity points.
 
That's the joke around here, yeah, but I have contemplated he might be legitimately bisexual.

The logic here is he fathered five kids, and does seem to be attracted to women, but there's also the Aaron and Coomy stories.

Kayla too.
Don't forget the weird coed dorm room underwear parties, that he so lovingly recounted shortly after talking about how ugly all the women at his college were. He's either bisexual or overcompensating in trying to hide his love for men, and his talk about looking at other men's dicks at Hedonism. He seems to have a history of trying to get into sexual situations with men.
 
That's the joke around here, yeah, but I have contemplated he might be legitimately bisexual.

The logic here is he fathered five kids, and does seem to be attracted to women, but there's also the Aaron and Coomy stories.

Kayla too.
Don't forget the endless "balls or no balls" questions. I don't think Nick is shying away from the tranny segment either - Pansexual is the new WEIRD and FUNNY!
 
Surely this is something he would have mentioned about Nick quite some time ago?

I mean, characters in media are depicted licking peoples faces to show how utterly depraved they are.

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He is Mr. Joker Painting and Mr. Fetishize American Beauty. Could it be that he's trying to emulate this trope in order to add to his supervillain persona? Not something I would want to be associated with but what do I know, I don't have a law degree.

(I honestly predict that they will make a motion and request hearing in person and no Zoom, and I would be surprised if it was not granted after the last one)
How is it decided whether something is in person or via Zoom, anyway? Also, how did Zoom become the dominant program to use for work and law? Clearly the program just lets jokers in, as we saw with Rekieta's initial Zoom call. Pardon the questions, working on my law degree in a Virginia jail.
 
That last clip makes it seem like Nick & that Valhalla Awaits guy did some swinging shit in that room they shared. Either that, or he bore witness to something. The part where Nick gets all serious & says, “Don’t mention anyone who was there,” in response to Valhalla saying how crazy sexual it all was, was noteworthy. Very interesting. Maybe Valhalla & his wife were one of the notches on Nicks alleged one night stand bed post, or were there when some other weird sex shit went down with Nick.

Remember how Coomalot declared that “everyone knew” about Nicks swinging? (Cuckoldry in actuality, but the LawTube & commentary channel circles Nick ran in, all like to call it swinging. They think that sanitizes the total cuck shit.) Anyway, last thing of note was Valhalla kept going & let it slip that Juju the Cow (& That 80’s Girl) were in the suite with them, too. So much for him not mentioning anyone who was there, as Nick asked him not to a minute beforehand. Nick looks like he’s getting frustrated with Valhalla continuing to talk about it all. All very interesting in retrospect.
ETA: fixed some shit in both paragraphs.
 
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How is it decided whether something is in person or via Zoom, anyway? Also, how did Zoom become the dominant program to use for work and law? Clearly the program just lets jokers in, as we saw with Rekieta's initial Zoom call. Pardon the questions, working on my law degree in a Virginia jail.
Covid made it mainstream accepted and they just kept it for the short hearings out of convenience for everyone.
 
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