Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[keke]

Listening to him talk now is really weird. He just kind of rambles and doesn't really say much.

Buck broken by the kiwi farms.

 

[Oxyjen]

Those are custom molded and cost about $3000. He was on with Branca when he first got them and made a big deal out of how he needed that expense for tax purposes.

Custom moulded! As if. He fell for an ego boosting ripoff.

Silicone earbuds can be custom moulded to fit you, which would be a reasonable expenditure for a streamer, that’s a couple of hundred at most though. If he’s talking about the product itself, there’s no way. They slapped a sticker with his logo on it.

 

[Windy Moors]

I'm thoroughly convinced that Nick's daughter found one of those cocaine bullets and ate the contents, believing it to be candy/sherbet. Especially if it was a brightly coloured bullet:



It's very possible she thought it was one of these types of candy/sherbet:


He probably won't see jail time for this, but the smarmy fuck definitely should.

 

[daffodils]

2) I believe there's a story about Schnieder's firm when Nick was first practicing. They would not offer him a position at the firm but instead offered an office that he could rent out. According to Nick, they said that he could have the cases they refused to take on. In his story, Nick extrapolated that to be the dregs, the drug addicts. He was too good for that kind of work and refused the offer.

He framed it as Schneider not wanting to defend drug addicts. Nick, the man of the people, is of course outraged by this. Earlier in the clip he claims that Schneider and his partner went back on their promise to give him office space or at least dragged their feet, which is why he opened his own office.

 

[Vibralldo]

He framed it as Schneider not wanting to defend drug addicts. Earlier in the clip he claims that Schneider and his partner went back on their promise to give him office space or at least dragged their feet, which is why he opened his own office.

I like that Nick is using the fact that Schneider thinks poorly of drug addicts here as a way to pretend he's superior, but during the recovery story he talks about how much better he is than the "real" drug addicts there to pretend he's superior.

 

[AltisticRight]

I'm thoroughly convinced that Nick's daughter found one of those cocaine bullets and ate the contents, believing it to be candy/sherbet. Especially if it was a brightly coloured bullet:

Why does this even fucking exist? Druggies can't just have their narcotics in baggies? Obviously a child who sees this would think it's powdered sugar inside or some similar candy. I hate this skelly so much. In a just world he'll get the chair, three times.

 

[Third World Aristocrat]

I ran the Nick Rekieta thread through Google's Notebook LM, and the result was pretty interesting. So, I decided to turn it into a 'documentary-podcast thing':

The Nick Rekieta Downfall using Google's NotebookLM​

Sorry I couldn't upload a local version—the 'Kiwi Farms' low-bitrate render still ended up being too large (over 100MB)
EDIT: @Not Who You Think uploaded a local version HERE.

NotebookLM struggled a bit with the timeline (it couldn’t really get it right) and had some quirks, like jumping from one topic to another in weird ways. After 48 iterations, this is the best version I came up with. I hope people find it as amusing as I do.

Spoiler: Credits

I've used text, png and clips from the users: @Himedall All-seeing Waifu, @Balldo's Gate, @elb, @MNPublicRecords, @John Andrews Stan, @MNPublicRecords, @Not Who You Think, @Useful_Mistake, @WhoDaresWhoCaresWhoKnows, @Captain Manning, @2lolis1cup, @Potatoherder & @Neetorino, @3MMA, @Ethan Ralph Is 5'1"
(Sorry if I forgot anyone, there were many clips)

'The podcast talk' was created using Google’s NotebookLM, with some minor audio edits from me.
The ‘hosts’ are AI-generated images made with Microsoft’s Designer.
I edited the video using DaVinci Resolve 19.

Songs:
• Amusement Park (From "NieR Automata") (Lofi Hip Hop Remix) - Alex Moukala II
• City Ruins (From "Nier Automata") (LoFi Hip Hop Remix) - Alex Moukala II

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Is there a possibility that nick will benoit his family?

I’m still banking on Nick or Aaron flipping and murder suicides the Qover

forgive me for not knowing the "lore"

why the fuck were aron and april hanging out with nick I assume its clout chasing?

They were all fucking and sucking

 

[Harm]

This is the most fascinating bit from these latest videos. Not the suicide baiting or incoherent rationalizations, but that creepy forced smile and shifting manic eyes. The way he smirks into the camera, overexposed in a dark room by a ring light that reflects ominously in multiple windows. The whole scene is surreal. Sinister and deranged, like out of a David Lynch movie.

And Nick Rekieta is like the baby from Eraserhead if it was raised by rich idiots. They even have the same physiognomy.

The Nick Rekieta Downfall using Google's NotebookLM

Oh shit, this looks intriguing. It's impressive how such a creatively bankrupt loser has nevertheless inspired so many in this thread and elsewhere.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

Why does this even fucking exist? Druggies can't just have their narcotics in baggies? Obviously a child who sees this would think it's powdered sugar inside or some similar candy. I hate this skelly so much. In a just world he'll get the chair, three times.

Primarily it is for convenience when not at home. Mind you, I am well past the "let's go to a club" phase on a weekend, but when I did go it was not unusual for someone to bring some Amphetamines or Coke in a bullet.

Makes it really easy to dose, just put the right amount on a cosmetic mirror in a bathroom stall, snort your line and leave with nobody the wiser. And in case there is trouble you have only a small amount on you if caught, or it is rather easy to discard the one item with cocaine in it.

In my time the Cocaine Necklaces were also very common thanks to "Cruel Intentions" popularizing them.

Luckily never touched Coke myself.

 

[Gorton Colu]

1) He would never defend DUIs because they kill so many kids. Double irony considering we know he's driven drunk and he almost killed one of his own kids with coke.

This is called a lie of influence. Very insidious and is meant to convince that he would never drink and drive by implication.

Nick's strategy to control the narrative is to use lies of influence to mould people perception. Then use lies of omission to mislead viewers as to what's happening. His current cases are examples. As others have said, when people start to question him too much, he will just straight use lies of commission or outright falsehoods to try to deceive us.

His biggest issue now is that as a known liar, everything he says gets scrutinized several different ways. His nonsense is only effective on the weak minded now.

 

[Why am I doing this?]

It doesn't work like that. Missing a test or failing to take a drug test is treated as failing a test. You take the test and test negative, or it's treated as testing positive, even if you legitimately are clean.

Yeah, regardless of whether or not it is in principle fair (to fucking junkies who are getting out of prison or jail in return for voluntarily undergoing testing) it would be impossible to do effective drug testing otherwise because no one would ever answer their door after detectable usage.

 

[Goatchoker]

Primarily it is for convenience when not at home. Mind you, I am well past the "let's go to a club" phase on a weekend, but when I did go it was not unusual for someone to bring some Amphetamines or Coke in a bullet.

Makes it really easy to dose, just put the right amount on a cosmetic mirror in a bathroom stall, snort your line and leave with nobody the wiser. And in case there is trouble you have only a small amount on you if caught, or it is rather easy to discard the one item with cocaine in it.

In my time the Cocaine Necklaces were also very common thanks to "Cruel Intentions" popularizing them.

Luckily never touched Coke myself.

This exactly. Last time I did coke it was out of a necklace some hippie had. Fucking stupid I know. Dont do coke.

It’s the ease of secretly taking some and not having to snort it off the back of a urinal or toilet.


I could hardly get through the Elissa clips of Nick, he’s absolutely a piece of shit and says nothing while talking into the void.

 

[AnOminous]

The way he smirks into the camera, overexposed in a dark room by a ring light that reflects ominously in multiple windows. The whole scene is surreal. Sinister and deranged, like out of a David Lynch movie.

He should just go right ahead and add a DAMAGED tattoo to go on his forehead and complement the faggy snake tattoo and the faggy Hot Topic belt.

He's deep into his addiction when he owns bizarre paraphernalia like this stupid bullet toy.

This screaming queen can't do a single thing without buying expensive tard gear to do it with, whether necessary or not. Imagine not just using a razor blade and a rolled up $100 like a normal person.

 

[Pussy Destroyer]

he fucking licks bottles to save 4 cents and doesnt feed his kids cause they cost money.

he s honestly good with money

He also buys shitty paintings for like 40 000$.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

He should just go right ahead and add a DAMAGED tattoo to go on his forehead and complement the faggy snake tattoo and the faggy Hot Topic belt.

I recommend the Hans Landa tattoo method.

 

[AnOminous]

He was too good for that kind of work and refused the offer.

He's an idiot. The vast majority of law in the area where he lives is going to be that kind of stuff, fender benders, whiplash, minor domestic crimes, and drugged-out losers like himself. Actually the majority of law everywhere is shit like that, but there are big cases even in the boonies if you cover a large enough geographical region.

You're not going to get that unless you start at the top (i.e. not out of a fourth tier toilet) or establish a reputation.

This is how you make a good impression and end up with your own practice. Instead, Nick's first impression was as a colossal douchebag with an oversized sense of entitlement despite his undersized talent and work ethic.

 

[Anticipointment]

EtG urine test stips are cheap and that's all they need. They don't need expensive lab tests which give more than a simple positive or negative for alcohol.

This does seem more correct than what Nick was saying, which was that the tests are $75 each, paid for by the state in family services cases and he is tested 5-7 days a week. That seemed like a lot for someone who according to himself, hasn’t even been diagnosed with any substance abuse disorder. Its probably like @IncelLaw said, that Nick rushed through the program going 3 days a week so he could get it over with faster and also so he could know when the tests would be given and work around that.

I could hardly get through the Elissa clips of Nick, he’s absolutely a piece of shit and says nothing while talking into the void.

The most smugly punchable face.

 

[anionfarflung]

I ran the Nick Rekieta thread through Google's Notebook LM, and the result was pretty interesting. So, I decided to turn it into a 'documentary-podcast thing':

Goddamn AI is scary.

 

[filthypenguin]

Private schools are that cheap in America? Why do people still go public?
By people I mean people concerned with the state of public schools. Obviously if everybody would go private, the prices would skyrocket.

I have worked at a lot of private schools, and a good chunk are significantly worse schools than public and only exist because there are people too religious to send their kids to public school need somewhere cheap to send their kids.