Victor Markhoff / Ana Victoria Markhoff / vvictorman_uel - Powerchair faker pooner, has every illness, allergic to Krebs cycle, bed mayo enjoyer, kicked out of house and mental hospital, constant ebeggar, applesauce heiress paid to yeet her teets

My favorite part is her "allergy" to citric acid, which is not an allergen. It is not possible to have an immune reaction to citric acid. She tells such big whoppers that anyone with even basic level understanding of human immune systems can know she's a bullshitter on sight.
 
My favorite part is her "allergy" to citric acid, which is not an allergen. It is not possible to have an immune reaction to citric acid. She tells such big whoppers that anyone with even basic level understanding of human immune systems can know she's a bullshitter on sight.
Oh man I have gotten in so much trouble pointing out this kind of thing to people.

"You cannot possibly be allergic to saline solution. It's essentially what your blood and organs are made of."

"FUCK YOU DO YOU WANT ME TO DIE???"
 
It is not possible to have an immune reaction to citric acid.
Bro don't hate she is literally allergic to the Krebs Cycle.

"You cannot possibly be allergic to saline solution. It's essentially what your blood and organs are made of."
"Oh dang lady, your serum potassium is 2.8 and you have a potassium allergy. We gotta page the doc for Lokelma, get the rest of that shit outta you!"

I do want to see Scurvy Arc, though. Man, scurvy seems comparatively easy to munch into, and it could be visually compelling. She said all she has to eat is white rice...
 
It's that time again! If Vicky doesn't raise $1300 in five days, she says she'll be out on her ass yet again.

If you need $1300 worth of rent in five days from strangers on the Internet, were you ever really "housed"? Or did you just successfully scam someone into putting you up for a while?

Bro don't hate she is literally allergic to the Krebs Cycle.

I truly love that she picked an "allergen" that any person who has ever taken an A&P class is going to remember as being a basic component of the human body, simply due to their deep and ongoing trauma from having to learn this fucking thing

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I do want to see Scurvy Arc, though. Man, scurvy seems comparatively easy to munch into, and it could be visually compelling. She said all she has to eat is white rice...

Plus, she claims to have a connective tissue disorder, and isn't removing all the collagen from her body technically a way to cure that?

This is the same conclusion Hadley and the experts she talked to came up with. It's all about communicating fragility and illness to those around you so that they will pay attention to you. Hadley spoke about how it wasn't conscious for her, but being as thin as possible was a way to communicate how sick she was mentally - and she instinctually knew that no one listens to teen girls, but they DO pay attention to how they look. You can't grow up and go to college and get married and get a job if you're 86lbs and stuck in a locked ward.

And that's a function served by GD and its current results (medicalized transition) as well. Not only do you get periods where you get to be an actual invalid (recovery from top surgery, for example), you get to remain in a position of suspended animation "until your transition is over" during which you are too fragile from dysphoria to possibly take on the responsibilities of adulthood, and no one can criticize you for it. (And of course the twist is that transition is never over, you're always dysphoric, just like an anorexic never gets to the point where they look in the mirror and say "Wow I look great, my diet has finally succeeded!")

There are eating disorder clinics that now screen all new recruits for gender dysphoria as a way to make sure they can leech even more of their parents' insurance money identify all the cases, because the conditions mysteriously overlap, for some reason that experts just haven't figured out.
 
Vicky’s retweeting a bunch of people yelling at Ellen DeGeneres, who apparently poked fun at self-diagnosed “autists” recently, lol.
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Remember, Vicky’s evil Joe Muscato-like parents never had her evaluated for autism, she just says she’s autistic. That’s APPROPRIATION, Vicky! Smdh.

In other news, she now thinks she’s PhD-material, even though she’s shown no interest in academia other than as a tugboat. What do? Ask your hugbox on Twitter for flattery and references, of course.
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Maybe “lived experience” has some merit in the “studies” departments but even those places usually expect you to show up to class every now and then. She’s simultaneously incredibly naïve and very conceited, a very interesting combination.

Finally: lol. Lmao, even.
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On her reddit account she recently mentioned a medication called Diamox:

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So apparently this is a medication that is used to treat "glaucoma, epilepsy, acute mountain sickness, periodic paralysis, idiopathic intracranial hypertension (raised brain pressure of unclear cause), heart failure and to alkalinize urine." (from Wikipedia).

My first thought was "oh so maybe she does have one of the conditions she claims to have" but on second thought idk, she probably doctor shopped until she found someone to agree with her self diagnosis. Still, increased cranial tension does seem like it would be hard to fake because it's something you can objectively measure.

Looking at side effects, it is known to cause: numbness, ringing in the ears loss of appetite, vomiting, and sleepiness.
More interestingly, Diamox is contraindicated if you have adrenal insufficiency - didn't she claim to have this? Wikipedia also says it can interact with amphetamines, which she does take for ADHD.

Why are doctors prescribing her this cocktail of meds? Is nobody checking her meds for possible interactions? She's extremely sedentary, eats like shit, and is on a wild cocktail of medications. No wonder she feels like shit all the time, she is making herself ill by all means and methods available. Oh and yeah, the mask. She's breathing in her own funky exhalations and moisture all day too. Yum.
 
On her reddit account she recently mentioned a medication called Diamox:

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So apparently this is a medication that is used to treat "glaucoma, epilepsy, acute mountain sickness, periodic paralysis, idiopathic intracranial hypertension (raised brain pressure of unclear cause), heart failure and to alkalinize urine." (from Wikipedia).

My first thought was "oh so maybe she does have one of the conditions she claims to have" but on second thought idk, she probably doctor shopped until she found someone to agree with her self diagnosis. Still, increased cranial tension does seem like it would be hard to fake because it's something you can objectively measure.

Looking at side effects, it is known to cause: numbness, ringing in the ears loss of appetite, vomiting, and sleepiness.
More interestingly, Diamox is contraindicated if you have adrenal insufficiency - didn't she claim to have this? Wikipedia also says it can interact with amphetamines, which she does take for ADHD.

Why are doctors prescribing her this cocktail of meds? Is nobody checking her meds for possible interactions? She's extremely sedentary, eats like shit, and is on a wild cocktail of medications. No wonder she feels like shit all the time, she is making herself ill by all means and methods available. Oh and yeah, the mask. She's breathing in her own funky exhalations and moisture all day too. Yum.

In a post sometime in the last month I excerpted an article about how patients with primary headache disorder can be misdiagnosed as IIH when they get a lumbar puncture...and her IIH stuff starts right after her puncture.

She's never met a diagnosis she didn't love, and never gets a second opinion to say "no this isn't it," only to add more to the list. Didn't know that about the drug reaction. There's no way she is coordinating her care across multiple specialists, munchies always want a bunch of prescribers in case one well dries up. She has no idea how bad she could fuck up her body from this kind of polypharmacy.

This is one of those munchie cows where she could very easily come to a really bad end and won't realize how bad shit has gotten until it's already over.
 
My country has a national prescription database that all doctors have access to, so it's probably harder to be a munchie and/or drug seeker here. You can't get multiple benzo scripts for instance, because doctors check your prescriptions before adding more.

Edit to add my thoughts on poly-medications: at one point in my life I unfortunately needed some very aggressive and scary medications. They affected me so badly I needed other meds for the side effects. Then more meds for side effects of that medication, and so on. It was miserable. The experience came to mind when I realized just how many meds Viccy is taking. At some point you are creating a never ending cycle of side effects and more medications.
 
There's no way she is coordinating her care across multiple specialists, munchies always want a bunch of prescribers in case one well dries up.
She could also very well be lying to some or all of them about what she's getting from other docs or online pharmacies.

I'd give a nickel to know what she actually takes in on a given day. Who knows? But yeah, you only have to look at her to see she's done meaningful damage already,
 
about as inconspicuous as a giant beam of light to a moth.

"both gates locked and not able to get a wheelchair in" and "20 minutes before the store closed"
hey you stupid bitch, sounds like they were closing and didnt want to take in any more customers for the night. When the overhead say "attention customers 5 muns til closed" they mean get the fuck out.
That story is so fucking funny. She describes the “one aisle big enough for her being full of items” as if they were placed just to inconvenience her.
No, I used to work retail, so did all of us actual working human beings, the store got a shipment full of restocks for the morning and some poor underpaid retail wagie is exhausted while the disgusting narcissist in a motorized wheelchair yells at them for her cans of soup. She doesn’t even comprehend what is going on because she has never worked.
 
She probably doesn't even need to use any clever work-arounds to access all these meds she shouldn't have or shouldn't be taking together. Even when it's in the electronic record, and records are shared between facilities, it's commonplace for a "provider" to not look, or to just glance and not think deeply about drug interactions. And even if they look and think about, the common wisdom now is that you can ignore contraindications if the "medical need" outweighs the risks. Considering that these same people think there is such a thing as a "medical need" to deglove a vagina, sew it shut, and staple a roll of arm flesh over the wound...what do you think they make of taking two drugs together indicated "moderate risk"? NBD of course.

You used to be able to rely on pharmacists to catch these things, but that's not the case anymore, either. Take a peek in community watch at the NP/PA thread- every single day some PMHNP is prescribing some seven-drug cocktail for a mildly depressed 38 year old who also regularly uses weed and booze, without a second thought.

That said, for extra special requests, given she's unlocked the "compounding pharmacy" hack she also knows about the many concierge services and apps you can now use to compartmentalize your care. There's several apps for getting psych meds, several for getting trans or "reproductive health" meds, and many other niches similarly filled. All of these are staffed by the lowest tier of barely literate online degree hacks and alcoholic washouts, so anything goes.
 
There are also a lot of shady online pharmacies for GLP-1s. and ketamine.

"literal torture" is hilarious to me. i found her online and was thrilled to see she has a thread here because I didn't want to do the legwork. Her list in one of her gofundmes of her "abuses" she experienced at "the Facility" sound like exactly what is the standard treatment plan for chronic pain short-term inpatient programs. there are also instagram accounts where people post about surviving those programs and some will have a real complaint but most are just like...."they made me do PT even though I was in PAIN" and "They wouldnt give me opiates!!!"

EDIT: i tried to find her on the porn sub but it was too ick. looking for a fat person is probably a good strategy for someone braver, most are twinks
 
My country has a national prescription database that all doctors have access to, so it's probably harder to be a munchie and/or drug seeker here. You can't get multiple benzo scripts for instance, because doctors check your prescriptions before adding more.

Edit to add my thoughts on poly-medications: at one point in my life I unfortunately needed some very aggressive and scary medications. They affected me so badly I needed other meds for the side effects. Then more meds for side effects of that medication, and so on. It was miserable. The experience came to mind when I realized just how many meds Viccy is taking. At some point you are creating a never ending cycle of side effects and more medications.
The USA has a drug database as well, If she’s not getting controlled substances nobody will really care. I think doctors probably recognize her as a munchie but it’s easiest to just give her what she wants to get rid of her.
 
I'm anxiously awaiting the failing liver and kidneys arc. Now that's going to be funny
My country has a national prescription database that all doctors have access to, so it's probably harder to be a munchie and/or drug seeker here.
Same in my country. The doctor can also check whether you actually got the meds that they prescribed. Moreover you can't buy opioid and psych med prescriptions from those sketchy online prescription sites online doctors, they can only be prescribed after an in person visit. It's also super unusual to "doctor shop", you have your primary doc and then that person is writing you referrals to see other doctors.
 
She's never met a diagnosis she didn't love, and never gets a second opinion to say "no this isn't it," only to add more to the list.

Every condition she has adds to her core social identity as an oppressed "disabled person" and confirms the way she has chosen to interact with the world (as a victim who can't be expected to take care of herself). Giving up a condition means losing a part of what she thinks makes her valid and worthy.

I am kind of fascinated by the interaction between munchies and the type of SJW/woke beliefs that have infiltrated "disability" and "chronic illness" online spaces. There are probably thousands of women out there who would have gone through life as mild hypochondriacs worrying about headaches now and then, except then they fall into a crowd where being a "privileged white woman" is the worst thing imaginable and the only way to win an argument is to shout about your oppression more loudly than the other person, and so the incentive is to collect as many signs of your own oppression and helplessness as you can.

(And this probably affects women with real conditions as well, they end up in online communities where the social incentive is to not manage your condition but to suffer from it as much as possible, and in fact any attempt to gain control of your life and improve your health is seem as quasi-fascist)

A short timeline of Victoria's hip problems. In 2020 she is having some kind of hip pain. She goes to a specialist, who tells her she does not have hip dysplasia:

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No matter! She looks up an angle and decides that the hip specialist doctor she saw must have missed a completely different condition!

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She returns to the same doctor with her theory. He tells her, in a nice way, to fuck off:

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Nevertheless, a month later, she has convinced herself she does have the condition the hip specialist said she doesn't have, and needs surgery:

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Notice she never considers addressing her hip pain any kind of long-term physio treatment or functional assessment or anything that is not "doctors giving me a name for my serious condition, and then proposing surgery to treat it, while I remain in a completely passive state."

I guess once your adolescent discomfort with your body and role in society is "treated" by doctors cutting your tits off, you are already on that path.

June 24 2023, she gets hip MRI results back and decides to interpret them herself publicly on the internet:

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A mere two hours later, she has decided what type of surgery she needs. I am not going to pretend to know whether a "PAO" (periacetabular osteotomy) is actually indicated for these results, but I am guessing "no."

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"As we all know repairing something is a lot more intense and invasive than replacing or getting rid of it." No. No. I can't even... what? No.

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By June 27, three days later, she has decided that she needs "massive reconstructive surgery":

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And here we are! All from some "pain in her hip."

(I don't have time right now, but I'd also like to go back through her tweets to collect evidence of her interactions with PTs. It seems like a few times a PT has been assigned to Victoria by some rehab center she has scammed her way into, and it ends with her being furious at them for asking her to do anything that isn't "sitting around complaining and letting doctors operate on me".)
 
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