Amanda Marie Lochmann / Colton Marshall Lochmann / Battyforluv / GamingbatTheGamingPony / JustaBatto95 / battyforgothgf / Ghostguy15 / Saladfingy05 - Brony. Stinkditched Transbian. AGP Incel. Creepy Sex Pest. Autistic Crybully. Bitter Loser. Antiwork Unemployed NEET. "Enlightened" Atheist. Satanist. Toy Reviewer. PA Request Revenge Plot Backfired Spectacularly.

[Sloppy Party Bottom]

rotpocket

Spoiler

The pure essence of regret, condensed down into a lopsided empty nutsack sloppily sewn into the approximate shape of a vagina.

Regret... it's a stinky perfume. Smells like infection and feces.

 

[Pepe Cortisona]

wtf is that thing between his legs

A mockery of nature's perfection.

 

[The Un-Clit]

@Saladfingy05 Colton, I'm sure if you start responding to this thread that this'll be the time that all these other mean niggers will take you seriously when you say you're a real woman. I believe in you, champ.

For some reason, this particular post from June struck me hard as aging like the very finest top-tier wine from the Baron Rothschild's Chateau Lefite winery.

 

[Glowie]

A mockery of nature's perfection.

Empty ball sack, he was too poor to pay for further surgery, hatchet job was a hack job

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Empty ball sack, he was too poor to pay for further surgery, hatchet job was a hack job

He saved a bunch of money though since he didn't need to get top surgery as he already had bitch tits from being so fat.

 

[Glowie]

He saved a bunch of money though since he didn't need to get top surgery as he already had bitch tits from being so fat.

Cutting off empty testicular sac would be too expensive

 

[Axiom.]

Cutting off empty testicular sac would be too expensive

He lives in Oregon, he more than likely got it for free because they're stunning and brave individuals that should be financed through my tax dollars.

 

[Balanced Boomer]

"Yeah Harold, you wouldn't believe the guy who came in for surgery today. Some faggot with Japanese pony cartoons tattooed on his arm that smelled like he crawled out of a latrine. I gave him a Saigon split-job, injected some saline into his bitch-tits and told him he's a lady now. Ugly as shit, but hey, these golf clubs aren't gonna pay for themselves amirite HAR HAR HAR HAR anyway see you at the 19th hole, you salty bastard."

 

[Admiral Throbnelius]

Hey everyone, I made some small updates to the OP:

• Added a small glossary of Lochmannisms.
• Added a small section about Colton's IEP diploma and how his education in "regular school" compared to Joseph's home schooling.
• Added a small section about his horse cock soap that he displays in his parent's bathroom.
• Added a link to his second PA request post in the OP so people can jump straight to it if they want from there.

 

[LikeAStone 2.0]

Still cannot believe that nigga stopped tard arguing to calmly explain and defend horse cock soap like nothing was amiss.

 

[Pepe Cortisona]

Horse cock is very serious business, almost as important as taxes.

 

[Admiral Throbnelius]

Credit to @NaggotFigger for the original posts in the Nikolas and Zoey threads, but I thought I'd also post this here:

Nikolas Talbott is aware of Colton Lochmann and referenced him in a Tweet. Also, Nik normally guntguards Keffals but even he won't respect Colton's "womanhood". By the way Nikolas, if you want to actually defend Colton, saying his name Colton is just going to piss him off. Great work.

Edit:
Noticed this so I'll edit it in, He actually mentions Colton earlier when arguing with Zoey and defends Mr. Lochmann, even calling him Amanda:

Colton "just chilling now" and "being happier than Zoey"? I believe a more accurate assessment of the situation is Colton is absolutely fuming that Zoey cut him off after he begged her for a girlfriend and asking her to burn down Joseph's house. As for "chilling", that's a weird way to describe Colton obsessively lurking his thread and mashing the F5 key until his temporary ban expires on October 13th. Speaking of which, hi Colton!

 

[Balanced Boomer]

Wow, it sure is nice to epically own Colton Lochmann once and for all! It appears us Kiwifarms users were on top of our game, and convinced everyone we were right all along! With nobody around to correct the record, we sure have won completely and totally over Colton Lochmann! Joyous day, Kiwifarms users!

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

I want to publicly apologize to Colton for making fun of him and calling him a woman named Amanda. It was wrong of me. I respect his decision to transition to a man and live his life as Colton.

Validation for FtM transbians!

 

[PositiveMonk]

I want to publicly apologize to Colton for making fun of him and calling him a woman named Amanda. It was wrong of me.

I think this is very brave of you and it has inspired me to also apologize to Colton.

Colton, I'm so sorry that I upset you by claiming you were mentally ill and also bolding the words mentally ill every time I wrote them in this thread. Upon reflection I see that the posts you've made in this thread do in fact prove that you are a mentally stable and healthy person with no issues. Clearly your repeated attempts to harass Assistant Manajerk were not your fault and were in fact literally anyone else's fault. Wanting to fuck horses is a sign of being normal and having a healthy sex drive, and putting horse-cock soap in your bathroom does not show a lack of social skills. From the bottom of my kiwi heart, I am sorry Colton. You definitely don't need intense therapy and medication, because you are not mentally ill.

 

[Got Milk!]

Colton "Durian Ditch" LochMANn reminds me of

Spoiler: Only men; no women allowed

when I was a child and someone stopped in front of my house to ask directions. Every time I said "go right" he would respond "go left?". I pushed through a few times until I saw my brother laughing behind me and realized what was going on. Except he never hears his brother laugh and definitely doesn't realize what's going on.

Do your udder flaps slap together like thunder sticks when your farts redirect out your amhole?*


Thunder sticks


*I know he's banned for a bit longer but he needs to answer this important question

 

[Cap-tan]

To me the funniest thing is still that Colton is a tranny who is militantly anti-Linux. Can't even troon properly.

 

[PS2 Nishiki]

Colton must be eagerly waiting to trashcan every single post once he gets unbanned.

 

[Got Milk!]

Dawn of the Final Day: (less than) 24 Hours Remain

 

[Axiom.]

Colton, Colton, Colton! You stinky, bald, Mexican man, it's your time to shine!