Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 63 17.5%

  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.1%

  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 93 25.8%

  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 61 16.9%

  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 140 38.8%
  • Total voters
    361
MeltyTW said:
The ai actually sounds more down to earth and human than alot of slopmakers
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My favorite thing I’ve ever got it to do was when I gave it journey to the west in PDF format and the McMenu PDF and the AI randomly decided they were going to explain how Wukong’s journey is like the consistency of a Big Mac
 
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AnOminous said:
He's so weak and buck-broken he's just weeping pathetically and punching himself in the face. He probably won't show his face because it's bruised from all the self-punching he's doing as he feebly bemoans his fate that he brought on himself.

What a sad little baby!

What a poor put-upon little thing!

What can he do about it though?

NOTHING!
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I think I remember reading in Dante that Ethan Ralph being a more active parent and more credible than you in legal proceedings being a really specific circle of Hell.
 
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Nate Higgers said:
Out of all of the Rekieta reaction images, this one disgusts me and irritates me the most. I have no clue why. It’s like the Charles Manson face when he was spouting gibberish during one of his news interviews.
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Generally humans associate left-right face symmetry with beauty. Maybe there's some inverse of that, since the image you're reacting to is a left-right mirror. Uncanny mirror face + smugness + your knowledge of him might = your most hated image.
 
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A_right_horrorshow said:
Motion to formally request that "Barnes" be used as a verb

Examples: "Why did I put all of my eggs in one basket? I really Barnesed it up"

"That was my biggest error, going forward on a poorly thought out premise. I've made a real Barnes of myself"
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Your second example is a noun, you Barnes. But the council accepts your proposal.
 
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Strix454 said:
The apple II had a similar but inferior system originally implemented through the "language card" peripheral which was available very early on in the Apple II's history. It was originally sold so that insane people could do Fortran and Pascal coding on the thing.
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Hey bitch, I did Pascal on the Apple and I'm totally. . .okay fuck you. I guess you have a point.
John Andrews Stan said:
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Lol you can just look at this weenie and tell he’s a fucking faggot. Gay face has taken its final form in Spicer, MN.
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Just look at his chin. Can you imagine how many balls have landed on that chin?
 
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AncientPhosphur said:
Come on guys. Maybe Nick is spending some quality time with his kids and being a good dad
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I can almost guarantee that’s going to be his excuse when he shows up again. “Yes, I’ve been away from streaming. Believe it or not, I have a family and I’ve been spending time with them. This might be difficult for the fat autists on Kiwi Farms to understand, but I don’t owe anyone an appearance or an explanation. For anything.”
 
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Balldo's Gate said:
He could start a stream and explain in detail why his motion should have been granted. He convinced a LOT of people the last time he streamed about losing.
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That's what an actual man would do, though. Nick is a weakling. A coward. He doesn't have the balls to do that. He's totally given up, retreated to the cuck cage, and he's just going to tamely submit to what we tell him to do from now on.

Just shut up, Nick. That's what we're telling you. We're your owners.

We get to tell you what to do.

And that's shut up. Just shut the fuck up. Just shut up, weakly, and let the authorities tell the real story, while you sit there silently.

Lmao you weak pussy. You don't have the balls to do ANYTHING. AT ALL.
 
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John Andrews Stan said:
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Lol you can just look at this weenie and tell he’s a fucking faggot. Gay face has taken its final form in Spicer, MN.
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It's a minor detail but I can't get over the reflection of his streaming light(s?) in the glass. This guy has no clue about even the simplest things. Professional streamer btw.
 
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