Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Desktop User2]

You don't have the balls to do ANYTHING

So, the balldo was used on him instead of by him?

 

[VidMasterEon]

We need more Nickstreams. My Nickjak collection is not complete.
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I NEED MOAR!

If we keep getting them someone might be able to make a rekeita version of the doomguy head
Hell we might have enough to do it already

 

[RodgerDodger]

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Lol you can just look at this weenie and tell he’s a fucking faggot. Gay face has taken its final form in Spicer, MN.

Newsflash. Straight Men do not lick other men. Under any circumstances.

 

[datura_binge]

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The story behind the story being "yep I fucking did it and they got me" and the rest of it will be told by *surprise* the fuckin police who ARRESTED YOU.

 

[Catgirl Tyranid]

Newsflash. Straight Men do not lick other men. Under any circumstances.

Does eating the heart of your enemy count as licking them?

 

[LiquidKid]

Could you share this, please?

I genuinely don’t know if it got saved. I will check. I’m super sick in bed right now though so let me rest a bit

 

[Hraf]

We need more Nickstreams. My Nickjak collection is not complete.

I always enjoy your file names. Right after an insult comes fuckface.png, my favorite so far. It's probably the best description that one can have.

 

[MavisBeaconTeachesSnipin]

one option left to nick to protest the local government and win back the respect of the internet is to build killdozer 2.

 

[Permanent Resident Cope]

I find it interesting while he put on the facade of being this family man, while streaming with drexel and telling everyone during those shows " we are a lot a like" and everyone just took it as a joke he was being 100% truthful and now we get this dumpster fire to watch. when it comes to degenerate shit at least we know he's not lying.

Damn, I thought he meant that they both liked Battletoads better than Ninja Turtles or something.

If we keep getting them someone might be able to make a rekeita version of the doomguy head
Hell we might have enough to do it already

@spacko made one. #117,741

 

[not william stenchever]

one option left to nick to protest the local government and win back the respect of the internet is to build killdozer 2.

Unfortunately the Balldozer would either be unable to start or become immobilized in a ditch at the end of the driveway. And the Kiwi Kouncil of Kontrol has not given him permission to operate heavy machinery.

 

[AnOminous]

one option left to nick to protest the local government and win back the respect of the internet is to build killdozer 2.

Lmao more like Balldozer, a device that cucks him at the speed of sound.

Unfortunately the Balldozer would either be unable to start or become immobilized in a ditch at the end of the driveway. And the Kiwi Kouncil of Kontrol has not given him permission to operate heavy machinery.

And he can't do anything at all without our permission, since we own him.

I personally forbid him from streaming. Sorry Balldo, you're not allowed to stream any more, because we own you.

 

[Desktop User2]

one option left to nick to protest the local government and win back the respect of the internet is to build killdozer 2.

The thought of a drama kid, major in creative writing becoming an engineer and a welder is pretty funny,

 

[Kosher Dill]

We need more Nickstreams. My Nickjak collection is not complete.

I NEED MOAR!

I'm sort of imagining this like a Jack o'the Lanthorn thing. Doomed to wander the interwebs until you find the Happy Nick.

 

[WhoDaresWhoCaresWhoKnows]

I sincerely hope Nicholas decides to take his case to court and ride it for all he and his family finances can muster. Just imagine him with his scrambled brain and non-existent impulse control constantly shouting and arguing with the judge and his own lawyer trying to get and irrelevant ''Gotcha! while looking all smug and intentionally smiling into any cameras.

It would simply be the best court footage possible with a glorious finale of him hauled out of court after being too disruptive and shouting ''PEACE!'' as they slam the door behind him.

 

[Watching Rekieta]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s-jWvjVhPI4

Guy offers opinion on Nick

I don't watch this guy. Does he always speak with a 2 digit IQ and an even less impressive vocabulary? This is bag of hammers stuff. Not to mention he pretends to basically not know who Nick is despite multiple streams with him. Nick has to feel like the smartest person in the world if this guy, Ralph, Masterson and Aaron are the people he hangs out with. I was getting dumber after only a few minutes of the Elissa Clip. I swear he could have said "I barely know Nick and only fucked his wife once so I have no idea what's going on in his life. Isn't he on YouTube or something?"

 

[AnOminous]

I sincerely hope Nicholas decides to take his case to court and ride it for all he and his family finances can muster.

I hope he repents from his evil deeds, admits the Kiwi Farms were right all along, and goes into a life of seclusion where he reforms himself and gets really good at weaving baskets or something more attuned to his level of intellect.

 

[3MMA]

Lmao what are those shoulders? I bet his son could kick his ass. Pathetic.

Speaking of, I suspect it was his son who gave him the black eye in the period of time between his May 21st coke stream & his “voice only” audio stream he fucked up on his (hugbox) Locals the next evening, where he briefly flashed that fresh black eye at the beginning. Nick’s oldest son looked like he was aiming for legal emancipation according to some of the children’s welfare case record drops.

 

[Not Who You Think]

Nick tends to show his troon tendencies when he starts talking about himself. How great he looks and how he gets all sorts of complements from men about how great he looks. There is also his obsession with his weight and the weight of other men. He isn't a skinwalker troon. He seems more of a "get me some attention from the boys" troon.

Nick does seem to have more... feminine insecurities.

Just Tell Nick That He's Pretty:

Nick did a stream with Drexel and Lead Attorney on August 26 2022. Nick has described this as an important turning point in his discussions online (them becoming more sexual resulting in more open degeneracy). Nick was captivated by his own brilliance in claiming that women don't complement men on their looks.

In the clip where Lead Attorney says he likes Nick's idea, Nick says that there are times when he doesn't know if Kayla is physically attracted to him because she doesn't express it (say it). Nick claims that this is due to it not being ingrained in female culture to complement a man's physical attractiveness.

Lead Attorney asks a relevant question: if it isn't hardwired in women to give these complements, how did it then become a hardwired need for men?

Nick doesn't know, which might indicate that Nick is in the minority. The conversation meanders from there.

In any case, Nick felt that he needed to get his message to the people, particularly about women giving sexual complements to men.

Nick's message would eventually be distilled on October 31st 2023 wherein he told men and women to just lie to each other until they feel good enough to have sex with each other.

Nick reiterates that men are visual and women are not. Women are attracted to what men do. Men are attracted to how women look. Somehow Nick twists this into a call for women to complement men's bums and praising women for their accomplishments (even especially if it isn't true). Nick thinks that demonstrating your willingness to lie to a loved one about their accomplishments/looks can only gain you favor in their eyes because it is a "noble lie".

Nick then lies that everything he just said was a joke before going back to his main points. He also implies that men only work out to look good to women which is why they should get noticed (going against advice he has given out in the past: Don't get fit for women, get fit for you).

Essentially, Nick's advice goes against his premise for the sake of novelty (telling someone something they haven't heard). He goes further by seeming to hope they catch the lie and then appreciate that you cared(?) enough to lie to them so often. All of this is rooted in an unhealthy and incredibly short-sighted view of men and women.

Below is @elb's clip of Nick during that stream.

TL/DR: Nick doesn't feel attractive unless he receives sexual validation on his looks and thinks this applies to all men, even though he also thinks that this is primarily an issue for women. This implies that Nick's sexual insecurities are more feminine in nature. Since one of Nick's core principals on how he relates to others hinges on him projecting about men needing to be more sexually objectified (coupled with his porn addiction), it lends credence to the idea that Nick is going to “troon-out” someday.

 

[WhoDaresWhoCaresWhoKnows]

I hope he repents from his evil deeds, admits the Kiwi Farms were right all along, and goes into a life of seclusion where he reforms himself and gets really good at weaving baskets or something more attuned to his level of intellect.

That would absolutely be the better and preferable outcome. However I do not think he could even conceptualize that amount of humble pie, much less stomach it. Not as long his family wealth shields him from any real consequences of his actions at least.

 

[AnOminous]

That would absolutely be the better and preferable outcome. However I do not think he could even conceptualize that amount of humble pie, much less stomach it. Not as long his family wealth shields him from any real consequences of his actions at least.

That was a joke though. That was what Nick would do if he was a weak homosexual.

What he'd do if he was a real man is stream, down liquor like an actual alpha male, and throw down smackdowns on all the midgets who have been gnawing at his ankles.

If he's a real man, he'll do that.

But we all know he isn't a real man, or even any kind of man at all.