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When will Jack drop dead?

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  • Jack lives forever. The Wendigo Must Consoom

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Maybe this has come up before, but what is the point of the QR code in his videos? If I am watching on a phone how can I QR my own phone? If I am watching on a computer, I can just get a link in the text box below. Maybe there are a tiny number of people watching youtube on a TV setup? I can't recall a single other video on youtube with a QR code.

Even if I wanted to go to whatever bullshit that links to, would it even work? The little channel link in the corner is blocking out some of the QR code.
 
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Blowjobber's cramp.
 
Jack went to notable DVD reseller Etsy to buy Christmas Eve, a 1986 made-for-TV movie starring Loretta (not-so) Young:
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It did however, come. Is Jack going to update his review? No.

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A closer look at the seller page:

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Judging by the quality of the packaging he is probably getting a transfer of the VHS which in some ways would be the more 'authentic' version as opposed to the streaming version currently available on multiple websites, for free. Still, I don't really have an issue with someone who is providing DVD-R's of out-of-print media for boomers who don't want to figure out technology.
 
Jack went to notable DVD reseller Etsy to buy Christmas Eve, a 1986 made-for-TV movie starring Loretta (not-so) Young:
It did however, come. Is Jack going to update his review? No.


A closer look at the seller page:


Judging by the quality of the packaging he is probably getting a transfer of the VHS which in some ways would be the more 'authentic' version as opposed to the streaming version currently available on multiple websites, for free. Still, I don't really have an issue with someone who is providing DVD-R's of out-of-print media for boomers who don't want to figure out technology.
holy shit, something bootleg on etsy? well, It must be a day that ends in "Y". almost everything on that site is a stolen IP. jack would have known this if his brain didn't rot way.
 
Jack went to notable DVD reseller Etsy to buy Christmas Eve, a 1986 made-for-TV movie
Fat Faggot would order this horrible looking flick. Wouldn't surprise me in the least if he sneaks another viewing in while Tranny's away at work bringing home the bacon for his sorry ass.

I at least hope it's loaded with political agendas guyz
 
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Jack went to notable DVD reseller Etsy to buy Christmas Eve, a 1986 made-for-TV movie starring Loretta (not-so) Young:
It did however, come. Is Jack going to update his review? No.


A closer look at the seller page:


Judging by the quality of the packaging he is probably getting a transfer of the VHS which in some ways would be the more 'authentic' version as opposed to the streaming version currently available on multiple websites, for free. Still, I don't really have an issue with someone who is providing DVD-R's of out-of-print media for boomers who don't want to figure out technology.
That movie must remind fatty of how his shitty behavior has estranged his family. Lol j/k like fatty would ever be able to be insightful enough to realize that
 
I hate the idea of finger food covered in sticky gorpy crap. I want that shit on the side.
The worst version of that shit is those garbage tier overpriced sushi rolls that are covered in some sweet sauce or maple syrup that they sell at grocery stores and low quality sushi restaurants. Says alot that the wern orders that shit at every opportunity and acts like its gourmet top tier sushi when any decent sushi chef would be embarrassed at the idea of making something like that. Also those mini finger sandwiches they put out at parties who have those weird sticky sauces on them are fucking horrifying. Reminds me of the 'appetizers' one of my aunts used to bring to boxing day parties every year that nobody would ever touch - you know those expensive cured and aged sausages coated with that thin aspic with black pepper in it that alot of people use for sandwiches and such? Well she'd take some of that, slice it pepperoni slice thin, put a thin layer of cream cheese between two of them like an oreo and then pour this weird heated sweet blueberry sauce over each one and put a couple blueberries on top and thought this was some kind of amazing thing to eat, bragging about how she had it shipped all the way from nova scotia cause they're famous for their blueberries, like that somehow made it better. She never seemed to notice that nobody ever ate any of them. Just like the wern, some people are just fucked in the head and come up with all kinds of insane shit they think is top tier food no matter what anyone says to them. Hell i'm surprised jack hasn't done any cheese cukes yet
 
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this makes me wanna straight up kill myself
I'd rather take a baseball bat to his face.

He's seriously looking like there's a big black dick in front of him and he's assuming the position.

Still, I don't really have an issue with someone who is providing DVD-R's of out-of-print media for boomers who don't want to figure out technology.
The only time to buy a DVD-R of a movie is when it's not on some streaming site, you can't find it off a pirate site or it's OOP and all copies are going for $300 which is highway robbery.

However of all the movies to buy he buys a sappy made for TV Christmas movie.

Funny thing is I looked it up there are multiple people who have posted that film on YouTube. :story:
A lot of films are available if you want to take the time to search. There's one bootleg site that has loads of movies on it from exploitation to cheesy 80's comedies. The other 90% though happens to be porn.
 
At this stage of brain death, Jack's film reviews are a question of whether his inability to accurately recall what he watched is a memory issue or a vision issue. I suspect that the only way he is able to relate to or relive the experience is by summoning any sense memories to do with how gratifying the number of pahkorn n sodie refills he had during the moovy was:
Nah, he only cares if it has gay things in it which threaten to arouse him. He literally can't even pay attention to action movies and only cares if stuff happens on it. And that was before the most recent stroke.

And it's telling even his Fats on the Go are phone-ins now. Nuggets are not worth trying to scam the IRS with.
 
holy shit, something bootleg on etsy? well, It must be a day that ends in "Y". almost everything on that site is a stolen IP. jack would have known this if his brain didn't rot way.
You're talking about Fatty who ran an etsy store and sold a bunch of AI printed bullshit using an AI model that stole crap from other people's artwork, and then had the fucking audacity to complain about only ever getting 2 sales on etsy(at least one of which was likely just himself or Tammy) as if Etsy were the bad guy.

This is really just another opportunity for Fatty to bitch about Etsy, because like usual he couldn't be bothered to read. The man doesn't read recipes, he doesn't read instructions for kitchen gadgets, do you think he reads item descriptions? All the man knows how to do is consoom.
 
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