The Super Best Friends Super Best Griefing Thread - Matt's a cuck, Liam is a bitch, Pat's a loony and Woolie's Way is now trademarked

Flopper said:
Hearing about Paige having a full-on retard boner for necro shit again on the podcast made me just not want to listen to Pat talk about her ever again.
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The only thing I miss Felix (@thegooddoctor) for is his endless, shameless simping for this loser:

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Being as she was (and remains) an attention-seeking retard who overshares gross shit about her paraphilias and purportedly virgin asshole, I get the impression that cucking Asterios for a dwarf in a different country is the only reason Paige didn't hang around California long enough to get publicly roped into Dax's sad threesome dramas and/or endure the Mint Salad treatment (Apparently, Riley is only ever a hundred thousand Youtube subscribers away from being exactly her type).

If Paige actually sticks to her post-wall career of being Pat's fat mommy with the Sgt. Slaughter jaw who shits up his stream chats, it may be the only thing to prevent her from earning her own lolcow thread (though she and Pat are seemingly always one fiasco away from earning their own thread for thriving on negative attention while playing video games like they believe losing is winning).
 
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stupid frog said:
He probably just has a thing for redheads.
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That was blatantly all it was - Yet that committed autist would spend days at a time whiteknighting for her in this thread whenever her Xitter shenangians were sufficiently cunt-y to get her brought up in the only light the average person is willing to mention her: "What the fuck is this toothless old man's problem?."
 
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DEBIRU MAN said:
Is he still larping as a indie developer? Or has resigned to being a househusband?
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He just does his blog now AFAIK


I've read through a couple articles. He really does just coast off his wife. And he seems to be hitting midlife burnout faster than the other friends. Even Matt still does something he cares about.
 
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Jeff Gerstmann said:
He just does his blog now AFAIK


I've read through a couple articles. He really does just coast off his wife. And he seems to be hitting midlife burnout faster than the other friends. Even Matt still does something he cares about.
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He seems to be stumped on what the hell he's doing with his life. Apparently, he's been in Japan for a year and a half, but his wife's visa is going to expire eventually. Pivoting into games journalism almost a decade after leaving SBFP, seems a like hopeless hail marry. He better start spreading his wings, as it's really looking bad for him.
 
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DEBIRU MAN said:
He seems to be stumped on what the hell he's doing with his life. Apparently, he's been in Japan for a year and a half, but his wife's visa is going to expire eventually. Pivoting into games journalism almost a decade after leaving SBFP, seems a like hopeless hail marry. He better start spreading his wings, as it's really looking bad for him.
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He has contacts in the journo and dev industry. I'm surprised he's never tried to use them.
 
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DEBIRU MAN said:
and is doing a crossover stream with Madalore Gaming tomorrow
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Nice of Mandalore to support a shitty niche streamer like that.

Seriously though, how the fuck did Pat manage to wrangle that? Granted, I'm not really "tuned in" to the streamer/gaming youtuber sphere, but Mandalore strikes me as much bigger and more refined of a content creator than Pat. Really odd pairing.
 
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DEBIRU MAN said:
Pat is fully "in" on the Warhammer 40K universe after beating Space Marine 2 and showing Paige the Necron. He has apparently bought some books and is doing a crossover stream with Madalore Gaming tomorrow. He is also trying to collaborate with Bricky on his 40K lore videos, after appearing on Bricky's podcast. There were no sponsors for this week's podcast as well.
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Surprised Pat is actually trying to network at all, that was always exclusively Matt's job. I'm curious to watch Mandalore talk to Pat but I'm also apprehensive that I'll just grow to dislike Mandalore live and unscripted, especially if he's talking to Pat who I'm sure will try and direct 40k discussion into some weird Twitter clout chasing direction.
 
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Man i do not understand why the fuck Versus Wolves is a 4 hour podcast. Why is it an hour of bullshit talking about what they played before getting the the main subject matter of the show.

This should be a brief 1-2 hour podcast where they talk about their recommendations give the next ones and end.

In the previous episode Woolie actually recommended Boxing to versus wolves. Not watching boxing or a boxing anime he had to go learn boxing. Fuck it at this point Eyepatch should be telling Woolie to learn left from right.
 
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Crab Zone said:
In the previous episode Woolie actually recommended Boxing to versus wolves. Not watching boxing or a boxing anime he had to go learn boxing. Fuck it at this point Eyepatch should be telling Woolie to learn left from right.
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in his defense, eyepatch did recommend woolie jiu jitsu before so apparently that's fair game. I also assume fighting game tournament also technically counts so in person events are something you can involve.
 
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Man i do not understand why the fuck Versus Wolves is a 4 hour podcast. Why is it an hour of bullshit talking about what they played before getting the the main subject matter of the show.
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It's probably due to the fact he actually has a podcast cohost that can halfway engage with him and not stonewall like Pat, not that it actually makes it entertaining. It's also the most creative thing we have seen Woolie do post breakup which is just so fucking sad.
 
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Jeff Gerstmann said:
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I realized I've scrolled past this link multiple times, without even registering it (much less feeling the least bit of temptation to click it). Is anyone else afflicted with an active disinterest in anything Liam might have to say? In my case, I think the conditioning probably set in within the first year of the Friendcast; and I'm amused to notice that I'm still just automatically filtering him out a decade afterward. For anyone who doesn't: Could you summarize the blog beyond "coasting on his wife"? Of course, if no one can be bothered to, that's perfectly fitting.
 
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