Anna o' Brien / Glitter + Lazers / GlitterandLazers - Fat, drunk, consoomer attention whore who would rather eat and drink herself to death than endure a single negative emotion

[Dr. Armchair]

I am so naive. I honestly thought Anna couldn’t get more hateworthy. I was so incredibly wrong.

Her newsletter is vapid, of course, but for a college grad with a master's degree, she hasn’t learned 3rd-grade grammar. Which is acceptable in a social media post but not at all proper in a newsletter. I knew it would be bad though.

Now she’s fully into the munchie arc. Her fat isn’t from overeating, it’s a special incurable fat caused by genetics and disorders. Her poor skin is not caused by terrible hygiene and diet, but by Mast Cell Activation. She’s going to be twittering with other munchies about their pretend illnesses and discuss how others don’t get it. So unaware and selfish that they don’t realize that there are real people who truly struggle with serious illnesses who read these posts, and are disgusted at their acting. I can hardly read the munchies thread because I find them so despicable.

My guess is it won’t be long until her “flare-ups” take over her life, and her exercise content is gone for good.

Her upcoming Christmas trip may be her last.

omg I had forgotten about the Christmas trip. Now I’m excited for Christmas already!

She’s going to Prague if I remember correctly? I was there earlier this year and the women there are in great shape, plus I saw zero fatty seating in all the restaurants I went to, and the crowds and the small spaces.

Oh gosh thank you Santa, this is going to be excellent.

 

[Baumstriezel]

Like most Euro cities, Prague is not exactly deathfat friendly, so I’m excited. I imagine the trip will go the same way as Tess Holliday’s Italy trip- shuffling fatly from starbucks to restaurant, snapping the occasional gram photo or 2-3 seconds twirling clip for a reel in whatever place is popular with thinner influencers. I would pay money to see her hurple all the way up to Prague Castle, though.
As an aside, running seems popular in Prague. The one time I went there, I even saw a store that sold specialized prams so you could go jogging with your baby. It’s too bad the running arc seems to be behind us now. And likely for good- unlike other roleplays, once you start munching you can’t really take it back. Faking being a runner is ok, every fatty does it, but actually sick people are much less lenient.
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[OttoWest]

In 1996? Bullfuckingshit.

I read that and it was my first reaction too. But then I thought about it and I don’t disbelieve her totally.

AOL started spamming cd-roms in my suburban town around 93-94. I definitely had a website up by 1995 (geocities lol) and I’m not much older than Anna. A full HTML website from a 12 yo? No. But she was likely able to build a simple drag-and-drop page somewhere.

Adding this shot as proof you never go full retard:

Sally Jesse Raphael chic.

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I can’t get over that tiny little goldfish of a mouth swimming around that giant fishbowl of a head.

(And whoever made that mashup abomination of “Dreams” and “Taste” playing over Ann’s short needs to be executed for musical crimes against humanity.)

 

[bliblblblbbllb]

Anna has the strong Irish face and giant frame to pull off a lot off looks that other women can't do, and honestly having her build could have even been a boon in a finance career or in becoming an authority figure/boss. Her sister doing discus and shotput doesn't surprise me. I wonder if Anna thinks being fat gives her personality- because she could have always been a "large and in charge" woman without the food addiction.

Instead, she uses her God-given natural "stats" to achieve a gargantuan weight that would have a petite woman immobilized by now. I feel like a lot of these lolcows justify their insane behaviors or lifestyles because "they make me a special person".... but they could have been successful and special without the lolcow stuff. Anna even had a TON of help like that cushy Chase bank job. I really think it's more common than you think- especially in immature people- to believe that one's addictions or vices "make me fun, quirky, interesting." The whole HAES crowd seem to champion that.

 

[Freetimbit]

I TRIED the TRENDIEST Plus Size Outfits at JCPenney for Fall!​

(09/26/2024)

Original:

Preserve Tube: https://preservetube.com/watch?v=FGMnmCyiJxM

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Some of the viewers are not happy about what she had to say about JK Rowling. Our woke queen.

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[Constellationzero]

Some of the viewers are not happy about what she had to say about JK Rowling. Our woke queen.

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Jesus Christ...

Imagine making a comment about Peggy Parrish and obsessing about Amelia Bedelia.

All while you're supposed to BE AN ADULT with ADULT reading capabilities and sensibilities.

Because this is what all this looks and sounds like.

 

[lottalove]

And likely for good- unlike other roleplays, once you start munching you can’t really take it back.

How long until the customized pink electric wheelchair?
It's inevitable. And saline infusions for POTS, it's proven to be the only thing that really helps.

 

[Harambe]

I’m excited she’s cruising to a bed bound in winter 24 victory! Prague will have a slip and fall for her that will be a defining moment in her life

 

[thejackal2]

 

[Gay Mouth]

I’m excited she’s cruising to a bed bound in winter 24 victory! Prague will have a slip and fall for her that will be a defining moment in her life

Just one little iced Czechian cobblestone can bring down The Hill Giant of Travis County, like the little stone flying from the slingshot of David.

Her hip and wrist pulverized on the wet rocks, her rictus grin finally torn from her snaggly yellow lipstick smeared teeth. Her wails unaided by the perplexed Pragueites forming a wide circle around her flailing form. Her Santa hat growing wet and cold in the muddy slush as she scrambles to her feet, shaking and crying.

And as she "heals" in bed for the final, never ending recovery, she'll find a way to demonize everything involved but her 30 years of overeating and drinking; and insulate her ego by assuring herself that she is actually still inspirational.

 

[-Jack-]

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Im a typical faggot,I love Britney.. Anna, this has done it for me, kill an entire village for all I care but to cosplay as Britney is too much!

 

[DefCon Dumb]

What I truly, TRULY don’t understand is her blindness to proportions.

In her haul she initially has on that white tent/shirt that could comfortably house a small village.

Look at her choice of vests to pair it with…. From tent sale shirt to almost child sized vest.

It jumps right out at you; how can she think that works?

 

[Constellationzero]

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I'd hit Sally Shine hard.

With the 1st edition of The Joy of Dieting.

 

[Goatchoker]

No one really enjoys Jean shopping. It’s just more miserable because you’re massive Anna.

ETA: I just hate shopping in general and will always try on jeans before buying lol.

 

[Jackisnotaname]

No one really enjoys Jean shopping. It’s just more miserable because you’re massive Anna.

Buying jeans really is absolutely fine if you are not delusional about the size you need and don't need external validation.

 

[Terfatron]

A 37 yr old woman making that much noise about getting bangs?
Lady, your hair quality is abysmal with approx 3 thin strains you call a haircut.
Just like your fat legs, hair grows so being that loud about cutting 3cm of hair is obnoxious beyond belief

She also looks like the world's fattest waiter in that white shirt/ vest combo.

 

[Griffpants]

I so want getting in a little dig on J.K. Rowling to be what finally ends Anna's YouTube influencer career. Her fans weren't put off by her fake running or her new munchie arc or just the everything about her, but how DARE she come for Harry Potter.

 

[Botchy Galoop]

I so want getting in a little dig on J.K. Rowling to be what finally ends Anna's YouTube influencer career

When you lose the TERFS, you may as well just pack it in.

 

[The Queen of Autists]

A force of good turbo autist backed up her old data blog to the way back machine.

It is painfully boring and full of the typos and grammar errors we've come to expect.

Here, have some old ugly pictures of (always) fat anna:
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The bottom pic looks trans, maybe there’s something we don’t know about . Is her name Manna? Just kidding but what a trip that would be.remember that pic where the program showed her as a boy and it basically was the same person? Her body fat pattern would be possible on a man but then I remember the likes of Steven assanti….. not true but fun to imagine

 

[The Judean People's Front]

On June 15th, 2011 Katy passed away. It wasn’t expected. I wasn’t prepared. It was too soon. Katy had just gotten her life back together- she was healthy and happy for the first time in years. I will forever question, why?

Anyone else think this sounds like a suicide? Mormons have a higher than normal rate, as do people with chronic illness. And Anna's wording makes me suspicious, as does the vagueness around the death.

Suicide is heavily stigmatized in society in general, but in Mormon circles it's really bad. It's "not to be spoken of and generally denied no matter what" kinda bad. I know she's not a Momo no mo' (couldn't help it) but that kinda indoctrination runs deep, and her family may put a lot of pressure on her to not say it out loud in public.