Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[AirdropShitposts]

Do the cops he's suing know that he's keeping a "small arsenal" and indicates a willingness to shoot them for doing their jobs?

 

[Irish Turtle]

never forget bernelll trammel

 

[Spunt]

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Patrick claims there's a pair of "experienced shooters" (?) living with him and Niki.

Well they are, but they only visit Niki every Thursday and they have this tendency to hold their guns sideways.

 

[Huddy Ledbetter]

New theory I just came up with: Mama Raven is in fact one of the world's most brilliant psychologists. Fatrick's entire life in one long experiment to create the most narcissistic human who has ever lived. She has spent the last forty-odd years writing a landmark book about her "experiment" and when it's released it will revolutionize the way people raise their children, because no one wants their child to turn out like Rick.

 

[FinnSven]

Well they are, but they only visit Niki every Thursday and they have this tendency to hold their guns sideways.

I sometimes wonder how Niki’s gentleman callers square these activities with the fact that her cuck husband grinds their offspring into sausage.

Maybe it is just too good to pass gas into her vagina and worth a shrieking babymomma or two?

 

[Blindeye]

I sometimes wonder how Niki’s gentleman callers square these activities with the fact that her cuck husband grinds their offspring into sausage.

Maybe it is just too good to pass gas into her vagina and worth a shrieking babymomma or two?

Where's the downside for them? Lowers child support

 

[JustStopDude]

Pat ate that baby turtle. I just know it.

 

[Judge Holden]

I sometimes wonder how Niki’s gentleman callers square these activities with the fact that her cuck husband grinds their offspring into sausage.

Maybe it is just too good to pass gas into her vagina and worth a shrieking babymomma or two?

I have speculated before that there is some Sweeney Todd setup in effect.

Only instead of Londoners rolling up to Mrs. Lovett's shop to enjoy a somewhat suspicious pork pie while young men are lured upstairs to a grinning barber with a very sharp razor, you have niggers rolling up to the half hovel to enjoy blasting sulphur deep in nikkki's snatch while their niglets are lured down to the basement to a grinning pig man with a very large meat grinder

I just wonder if we may one day get a reasonable quality musical out of the deal....

 

[Uncle Buck]

This is your daily reminder that a “welfare check” is not a “SWATting”.

 

[FinnSven]

I have speculated before that there is some Sweeney Todd setup in effect.

Only instead of Londoners rolling up to Mrs. Lovett's shop to enjoy a somewhat suspicious pork pie while young men are lured upstairs to a grinning barber with a very sharp razor, you have niggers rolling up to the half hovel to enjoy blasting sulphur deep in nikkki's snatch while their niglets are lured down to the basement to a grinning pig man with a very large meat grinder

I just wonder if we may one day get a reasonable quality musical out of the deal....

I doubt Fatrick could work with Lin-Manuel Miranda or Steven Schwartz (who might end up being a victim if he can’t contain a fart or two), but perhaps Lloyd Webber could be a writing partner?

The Decomposing composer would certainly not threaten Fat in the looks or masculinity departments.
He might even get off on being called a child.

 

[FiveStarAce]

A quarter of a million posts, that is just unreal.

Now I've never been on Twitter myself, but as a rough guess let's say that, on average, you tweet about once per minute whenever you're on Twitter. Then, these 234,531 tweets would correspond to just under 4000 hours spent tweeting. That would amount to spending one hour of every waking day on that site, for twelve years straight.

What an absolutely colossal waste of time.

But realtalk, it's a hell of a product.

 

[Broadside]

Here's what's even better.

Jennifer was trying to rip off someone else's viral tweet, look at the view/like count and how it's the same exact screenshot:
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And Rick's attempt nearly twelve hours later:
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Not only did he plagiarise yet another xeet, @cd_hooks got infinitely more engagement despite having tens of thousands less followers than Pat.
But of course, your follower count is made up of rel people, right Pat?!

 

[Useful_Mistake]

@cd_hooks got infinitely more engagement despite having tens of thousands less followers than Pat.

No, Child, they did not. That's just your lying eyes spreading delusions again. That's why their life is already over. Brace for impact, eye-child.

 

[Broadside]

New Shane Noakes on the horizon?

 

[Post Reply]

Pat ate that baby turtle. I just know it.

The pests have reported Pat to the appropriate authorities for this crime.


Pat gets called out for cope.


Virality is no substitute for virility, Pat.


Correcting the record.

 

[Friedchickenfan]

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Patrick claims there's a pair of "experienced shooters" (?) living with him and Niki.

He does have gangbangers over often to fart in his wife’s box.

 

[TerminalTryHard]

New Shane Noakes on the horizon?
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Don't get my hopes up like this.

 

[Second Missing Primarch]

New Shane Noakes on the horizon?
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"Jackie is a phenomenal security researcher"

"I'm functionally retired from nearly the same job longer than Jackie's been active. You target either of us? Not smart."

"Your understanding of the world is that of a child. Our "discussion" is over. The government assistance I'm on? I paid for that over the course of a career you have no knowledge of. My observation that you're an idiot stands."

Oh, thank you, Patrick. Your ability to attract the internet's funniest idiots, schizoposters, tough guys, and zero-effort grifters is the gift that keeps on giving. This guy really does seem like the second coming of Shane Noakes. I hope he sticks around for a while.

 

[AutoClownMaker]

Patrick claims there's a pair of "experienced shooters" (?) living with him and Niki.

Experienced != good, accurate, skilled.

Unless there are 2 female cops living with him. Why female? Can't be all farts all the time.

 

[OffTopic]

I don't believe this was ever shared here when it dropped a year and a half ago but it's getting some replay at the other place so sharing here for all to enjoy. ONA has released some classic tunes but this is an all-timer.


Won't Pay Quasi by The Stalkers


https://vocaroo.com/1oy1Y9wX9tBG

I'm coming out of a daze
And I've been boozing all night
Gotta gotta get drunk before I go to court

It started out with a twit
How did it end up like this
It was only a twit

Now I'm falling asleep
Nikki's calling a cab
And he's having a stroke
And she's licking some snatch
No she's not in Jen's bed
No my stomach's not fat
And it's all in your head

And no I don't have breasts now
These things are called pecks, child
Let me go

And I don't sell books
He's suing me
To take my hovel

Felony
Messaging a manatee
Scrolling through Dan Mullen eyes
Choking on your truffle fries
But it's just the price I pay
Jerry Jen is calling me
Open up my meager lies
Cause I won't pay Quasi