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[Notorious AGP]

r/unitedkingdom jannies nuke almost the entire comment section on a post about the UK banning rapists self-identifying as women. Sub is an absolute joke and has been for years now. It has some of the most heavy-handed moderation on all of reddit. Again, I ask why do people continue using subs like this or try to discuss anything remotely controversial on reddit? Unfortunately, pullpush has been down for about a week now, so I can't share the removed comments. Hopefully they got captured, and hopefully reddit didn't kill pullpush as it's the only practical tool we have left to hold jannies and redditors accountable.

 

[eDove]

r/unitedkingdom jannies nuke almost the entire comment section on a post about the UK banning rapists self-identifying as women. Sub is an absolute joke and has been for years now. It has some of the most heavy-handed moderation on all of reddit. Again, I ask why do people continue using subs like this or try to discuss anything remotely controversial on reddit? Unfortunately, pullpush has been down for about a week now, so I can't share the removed comments. Hopefully they got captured, and hopefully reddit didn't kill pullpush as it's the only practical tool we have left to hold jannies and redditors accountable.

You know, I feel like I've seen right-wingers denounce rapists and other degens in their communities far more often than left-wingers do. How do they expect their socio-political side to be taken seriously when they won't call out and expose the literal rapists?

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

I almost confused this with the ”I hate cars” subreddit.

 

[Evil Peter Griffin]

I think this reddit story actually happened.

 

[Drama Fan]

archeologists use machine learning to identify neat geoglyphs in Peru. As a history enjoyer, pretty fucking neat, right? Using new technology to streamline work in a field that's always lacking in funding and is literally eroding with every new day! "NO CHILD. ALL AI IS THEFT!" says the redditor (reddit link)

Ancient Americans never made large geoglyphs, stalker child. That was merely an AI hallucination! Enjoy publication purgatory!

/r/confidentlyincorrect because they literally can't stop seething about AI

Literally childing an algorithm

oh no, voice of reason

Ugga Booga. Why you no hire redditor to do thing computer can do?

Hands in ears going "la la la la" louder than the text on your screen

And yes, there's already a marsey of Nazca geoglyphs

 

[Dafuqisdis?]

archeologists use machine learning to identify neat geoglyphs in Peru. As a history enjoyer, pretty fucking neat, right? Using new technology to streamline work in a field that's always lacking in funding and is literally eroding with every new day! "NO CHILD. ALL AI IS THEFT!" says the redditor
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Ancient Americans never made large geoglyphs, stalker child. That was merely an AI hallucination! Enjoy publication purgatory!
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Can't believe I'm saying this, but I agree with the redditors on this one. Most or all of those glyphs look like random bullshit when you look at the raw images. A couple of them might be authentic.

 

[Calandrino]

Can't believe I'm saying this, but I agree with the redditors on this one. Most or all of those glyphs look like random bullshit when you look at the raw images. A couple of them might be authentic.

Wonder if something like that would see the Man on the Moon or the face at Cydonia on Mars. Could be the proof of aliums I've been grasping for.

 

[Zoosadist sadist]

I swear that redditors have twisted minds of their own, I won't be surprised if they've developed a cult around the site. No matter how shitty their opinions are, all it takes is a single validation from some random stranger to prove they're 100% right. Even if you tell them that a literal car's going to hit them in a few seconds, they'll dismiss you off as a lunatic while they get turned to meat paste.

More then a few subs have centered around actual cults or are cult like af so your not very far off the mark there.

A few years ago there was an actual cult on reddit consisting of retards shilling and praising the cult leader just to get reddit gold.

 

[Evil Peter Griffin]

And yes, there's already a marsey of Nazca geoglyphs

Ahh yes the ancient Dramatards would worship the orange cat god for a good hunt and for some retards to show up so they could laugh at and throw rocks at them.

 

[KingFrampt]

I was randomly suggested this thread while viewing some hate thread about Assassins Creed, and the cult of Sony is honestly kind of terrifying

https://www.reddit.com/r/HorizonForbiddenWest/comments/1f6inra/how_do_people_say_aloy_is_ugly_ill_never/

So adorable


(he proceeded to spam screenshots)


Very well balanced person (btw this guy plays magic the gathering and is on Ozempic, so likely morbidly obese)


8 hours of taking screenshots

 

[Cemetery Support]

On the front page today.

I think wearing something that informs everyone around you how to precisely fuck with you is extremely funny.

>OVERWHELMED EASILY
>SHE/HER
Thanks for letting me know, man! By the way, what was your name? I'm sorry, I didn't hear you, what was your name, bro? Could you please repeat that? I'm sorry, I have a hearing problem, could you please repeat that for me, dude? Dude? Dude? Dude?

 

[Calandrino]

On the front page today.

I think wearing something that informs everyone around you how to precisely fuck with you is extremely funny.

>OVERWHELMED EASILY
>SHE/HER
Thanks for letting me know, man! By the way, what was your name? I'm sorry, I didn't hear you, what was your name, bro? Could you please repeat that? I'm sorry, I have a hearing problem, could you please repeat that for me, dude? Dude? Dude? Dude?
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That's very helpful, without those how would you know whether or not people at furry conventions are severely mentally ill

 

[McAfee]

I checked out Reddit's homepage and read a thread about whether college is a scam or not a decent conversation to have, and then I saw this comment that made me want to smash my head into a wall.

And who pays for that government funding, Mr. Redditor? This is proof college does not make you smart.

 

[McAfee]

did not mean to post twice

 

[AnOminous]

Wonder if something like that would see the Man on the Moon or the face at Cydonia on Mars. Could be the proof of aliums I've been grasping for.

Is there some actual method to this that's correcting for deterioration in a systematic way or did they just give an AI pareidolia like the old Deep Dream AI constantly seeing dogs everywhere?

 

[Sicko Hunter]

This is proof college does not make you smart.

The fact that Chris Chan, Lowtiergod and Darksydephil all are college graduates says a lot about what a college degree means in the modern day. Lowtiergod struggles to pronounce basic words and is technically more educated then most Americans.

 

[Sister Miriam Godwinson]

>OVERWHELMED EASILY
>SHE/HER

I feel like I am going to regret asking this, but what in sweet baby Jesus's name is "uppies"?

 

[WTBOnlineFather]

I feel like I am going to regret asking this, but what in sweet baby Jesus's name is "uppies"?

I think it means getting lifted up by someone while getting a hug but I wouldn't be surprised if it actually meant a savage violation of the rectum while ageplaying or something similar

 

[Kerry]

I feel like I am going to regret asking this, but what in sweet baby Jesus's name is "uppies"?

In the context of furfags, i assume its hugging someone while lifting them off the ground.

Really weird and childish to call it that, but par for the course for mentally retarded furries.

 

[PigFarm]

I love when redditors make an anonymous account "cause bf/gf/family knows my reddit' but then posts the most identifying info.

"Posting on a throwaway cause everyone I know is a redditor. Anyway I was in vacation on Rome at this exact hotel on this exact street and my bf, who's a 6 foot tall man with black hair and a dick tattooed on his face....."

Then they get all shocked that their post is found