SCP Foundation - Creepypasta with roid rage - now ITT: SCP fans

[Joe Shmoe]

This is how these true and honest women look like irl by the way. Holy fucking autism



(the one on the left isn't a troon)
(the one on the right is obviously an actual woman)

 

[Jondavis2]

Lilith/Lilitu was actually a very widespread belief in ancient Mesopotamia and Levant, a night/desert demoness which stole or ate children (especially newborns). Because of that broad base of belief across the region, and later European extra-biblical ponderings, her lore is pretty all over the place, from her being Adam's first wife, to just a misinterpretation of the screech owl. One story holds that Lilith was chased away from a home by three angels, eventually agreeing to never harm a child if, here the tale divides, the names of the three angels were recited over the child (or written on amulets or special demon trapping bowls) or if her true name was likewise invoked.

The exact Jewish story was funnier. In the Alphabet of Ben Sirach:

The prophet Elijah once came across Lilith as they were trying to enter a woman's home. He binded her with the power of the Lord and when Lilith tried to explain, he shouted, "In the name of the Lord, be as silent as a stone!". To be able to get to move again, Lilith told Elijah that whenever she was about to enter someone's house to take their babies, they can recite her name (and three others) to tell her to fuck off.

 

[BirdUp]

The SCP Foundation is just Warehouse 23 if it was less fun. The Warehouse has water-soluble guns, flying saucers, Bigfoot, and explosive flour. The Foundation has gay satellites.

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

The SCP Foundation is just Warehouse 23 if it was less fun.

and wasnt mercy cancelled

 

[BirdUp]

and wasnt mercy cancelled

You're thinking of the TV show that stole the idea from Steve Jackson. Read the GURPS sourcebook.

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

You're thinking of the TV show that stole the idea from Steve Jackson. Read the GURPS sourcebook.

I meant Warehouse 13 ran its course

 

[Joe Shmoe]

The SCP Foundation is just Warehouse 23 if it was less fun. The Warehouse has water-soluble guns, flying saucers, Bigfoot, and explosive flour. The Foundation has gay satellites.

Honestly there is some really good shit there as well but it gets covered up by the tranny BS which is a real shame. Like for example the Mekhane/Yaldabaoth lore, Bigfoot as well (in SCP Bigfoot was a super-advanced race in antediluvian times that had a war with humanity and got overthrown and now only survives rarely in forests), Corbenic, 7005, etc.

 

[Marc]

Honestly there is some really good shit there as well but it gets covered up by the tranny BS which is a real shame. Like for example the Mekhane/Yaldabaoth lore, Bigfoot as well (in SCP Bigfoot was a super-advanced race in antediluvian times that had a war with humanity and got overthrown and now only survives rarely in forests), Corbenic, 7005, etc.

I don't think anyone is complaining that the SCP Foundation's shit doesn't contain peanuts - there simply aren't enough peanuts to make the shit worth dealing with, and the peanuts are all tainted, anyway. This is the scenario you're left to deal with any time a community is taken over by shit-eating trannies who regard clean surfaces as genocide.

 

[Joe Shmoe]

I don't think anyone is complaining that the SCP Foundation's shit doesn't contain peanuts - there simply aren't enough peanuts to make the shit worth dealing with, and the peanuts are all tainted, anyway. This is the scenario you're left to deal with any time a community is taken over by shit-eating trannies who regard clean surfaces as genocide.

Well honestly some of the stories are actually really good, like SCP-7005 for instance. Actually amazing in my opinion. But the rest? Yeah you're right

 

[Valstrax]

Well honestly some of the stories are actually really good, like SCP-7005 for instance. Actually amazing in my opinion. But the rest? Yeah you're right

Speaking of, I found this really cool-looking fanart by SunnyClockwork on Twitter!

 

[Joe Shmoe]

Speaking of, I found this really cool-looking fanart by SunnyClockwork on Twitter!
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Sunnyclockwork's art is actually good (he's also not a troon)

 

[Jondavis2]

Speaking of, I found this really cool-looking fanart by SunnyClockwork on Twitter!
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He's recently been putting out a lot of based concept art based off one inspired concept, like Shang pottery or in this case just poster art (my profile pic is his one for 2747)

 

[WTBOnlineFather]

Well honestly some of the stories are actually really good, like SCP-7005 for instance. Actually amazing in my opinion. But the rest? Yeah you're right

SCP-7005 is great but it reads like a novel and not an SCP. I guess that's my problem with SCP nowadays, other than trannies producing total garbage, the few remaining good authors have solid ideas but they're more like Foundation-themed short stories pretending to be SCP articles. I wish more authors would keep it basic. But that's hard to do when the trannies in charge have unilaterally decided that a Thaumiel Exotic Deneb Danger class SCP whose page is comprised of 319 different log entries (each of which is written like a chapter in a novel) is now the standard format that makes a "good" article and anything else should be rewritten to be like this.

 

[Tri-Tachyon'sClown]

Warehouse 23

Haven't heard that in a while, nice to hear it again.

You're thinking of the TV show that stole the idea from Steve Jackson. Read the GURPS sourcebook.

Oh hey that place has Mysterium Cosmographicum.

Honestly there is some really good shit there as well but it gets covered up by the tranny BS which is a real shame. Like for example the Mekhane/Yaldabaoth lore, Bigfoot as well (in SCP Bigfoot was a super-advanced race in antediluvian times that had a war with humanity and got overthrown and now only survives rarely in forests), Corbenic, 7005, etc.

I'm partial to SCP-342 myself. Anyway, yeah it sucks, digging through a mountain of underused rope, semen, hormones, and discarded genitalia just to find the gold and even diamonds. I haven't heard much of scp-7005 but I see the pride flag in the SCP logo and I'm going to assume there's some fag shit in it, hope I'm wrong. Oh wait isn't this the SCP that implies that the Scarlet King can exist as a benevolent God instead of the "always pure evil in every existence" that was originally said? Something something too many cooks, too little people reading the recipe book.

 

[Mayor Cody Travers]

https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3352

I re-visit this one from time to time because it's a short-and-sweet bit of genuinely heartwarming writing that never fails to pick me up.

You quickly learn there's absolutely no antagonists in this scenario and even the ignorant supervisor who accidentally made things worse STILL 100% gave his life without regret in an attempt to protect everyone else. Reading it keeps you surprisingly gripped to your seat, the sense of dread building up as EVERY SINGLE little failsafe fails utterly or actually made the situation worse, realizing this is no cosmic terror but very much a nuclear firestorm about to explode with all the horror implied....

....and a lone, thin pipe that truly should have melted into slag faster than anything else.... a slim little pipe with a nondescript little blessing written on it, probably just nonchalantly blessed by some visiting priest as a placebo if not drunkenly and humorously done so one night by workers with a spare bible or anything....

.....

Holds the line.

And then everything becomes okay.

 

[Irrational Exuberance]

https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3352

I re-visit this one from time to time because it's a short-and-sweet bit of genuinely heartwarming writing that never fails to pick me up.

You quickly learn there's absolutely no antagonists in this scenario and even the ignorant supervisor who accidentally made things worse STILL 100% gave his life without regret in an attempt to protect everyone else. Reading it keeps you surprisingly gripped to your seat, the sense of dread building up as EVERY SINGLE little failsafe fails utterly or actually made the situation worse, realizing this is no cosmic terror but very much a nuclear firestorm about to explode with all the horror implied....

....and a lone, thin pipe that truly should have melted into slag faster than anything else.... a slim little pipe with a nondescript little blessing written on it, probably just nonchalantly blessed by some visiting priest as a placebo if not drunkenly and humorously done so one night by workers with a spare bible or anything....

.....

Holds the line.

And then everything becomes okay.

I think this needs a bit more context to fully convey the effect (also it's an I-beam):

SCP-3352 is associated with a single rigid steel I-beam located in 476HF. This beam supports a pipeline attached to 476HF's reactors via an MOV (motor-operated valve). The line was part of 476HF's emergency shutdown system, providing a means to swiftly shunt hydrofluoric acid (used for alkylation) into a deinventory vessel 2.5km away. An inscription on the I-beam's upper half reads:

GOD BLESS U.S. BETHLEHEM "I" BEAM STEEL.

MSW

From there, the report details - through an expertly woven series of professionally written documentation and witness statements - how an initial explosion at a petroleum refinery slowly began to build into a catastrophe which threatened to wipe out an entire city in a cloud of burning hydrofluoric acid. The final line really ties up the entire article as an example of classic Foundation banality at its finest:

Foundation researchers determined that although 476HF's I-beam had been exposed for several minutes to temperatures in excess of 2000 °C (well above steel's melting point), it had sustained no structural damage whatsoever.

 

[Tri-Tachyon'sClown]

https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3352

I re-visit this one from time to time because it's a short-and-sweet bit of genuinely heartwarming writing that never fails to pick me up.

You quickly learn there's absolutely no antagonists in this scenario and even the ignorant supervisor who accidentally made things worse STILL 100% gave his life without regret in an attempt to protect everyone else. Reading it keeps you surprisingly gripped to your seat, the sense of dread building up as EVERY SINGLE little failsafe fails utterly or actually made the situation worse, realizing this is no cosmic terror but very much a nuclear firestorm about to explode with all the horror implied....

....and a lone, thin pipe that truly should have melted into slag faster than anything else.... a slim little pipe with a nondescript little blessing written on it, probably just nonchalantly blessed by some visiting priest as a placebo if not drunkenly and humorously done so one night by workers with a spare bible or anything....

.....

Holds the line.

And then everything becomes okay.

The final line really ties up the entire article as an example of classic Foundation banality at its finest:

There's flickers of hope, like specks of gold residue in a long since dry gold mine. Mining it can be seen as an effort in futility but the chance is there.

 

[Tri-Tachyon'sClown]

(he's also not a troon)

Yet. His work is good though. Also nice seeing his series I work, what a throwback to when SCP was good.

 

[Valstrax]

Yet. His work is good though. Also nice seeing his series I work, what a throwback to when SCP was good.

Real bangers from this guy.

 

[Tri-Tachyon'sClown]

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Real bangers from this guy.

I like how he can go relatively simple:

To complex easily:

Either he's biased towards certain SCPs or this is a much later work, I also like his 173 rendition.