"Jim" / James Augustine née James Patrick O'Shaughnessy / Mister Metokur / Jim81Jim / Internet Aristocrat - His autistic videos and the gay beta "sweetie squad" who mindlessly suck his cock.

Is James Augustine FUCKING DEAD?

  • Yes! Another Vtumour simp kicks the bucket.

    Votes: 132 37.8%
  • NO. Antis are just writing fan fiction 😭😭😭😭😭

    Votes: 217 62.2%

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You should really find the archive pages with the old content when he was at his peak. There's a reason his streams bring in 10s of thousands and he has a lot of fans. He was one of the first content creators to fully cover the madness of Tumblr and the consequences of it.
Xyzern has been maintaining a dedicated archive of all of Jim's content on the Internet Archive with the dates of their creation.
 
Jim sent his fanboys to push Terry Davis in front of a train; God sent the cancer-AIDS to run a train on Jim. I'd suggest one of those newfangled Swiss suicide booths, but Jim, just like his alienated e-child Ethan Ralph, is too much of a bish to end it.
Got second hand embarrassment reading this.
 
This is crazy to me. No wonder the doctors are considering a spinal pain relief pump for him at this point. It's basically a last resort for pain relief, where pain medication is pumped directly into the spinal fluid around the brain so there's no filter or barrier to entry.
 

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Dilaudid alone is like magic. I have distinct euphoric recall of the impact from past hospitalizations. A rush, a peak, and then the best sleep of your life. It’s terrifying to imagine pain that stuff won’t touch.

I’m glad Jim laughed at retards on the internet while he could.
 
I wonder who will outlive each other at this rate, Jim is already on deaths door and Ralph genuinely can't dig deeper in his situation, it's really harrowing shit.
 
I had a great idea for an anime themed suicide pod that gives you a VR experience of meeting your waifu in the afterlife while the air inside is slowly replaced with helium. I was gonna give Gator a free trial once I find someone to make this a reality, but Jim might enjoy it also. It's gonna make millions.

(copyright me, donut steel)
You joke about demonic shit like this but suicide booths are a thing now. :sigh:
 
I'm sad to hear Jim is in this pain. I hope he atleasts does two more streams. One final conversation with Carl Benjamin across the atlantic and a farewell stream.
We will always remember him.
I'm not in a hurry to see any picture of him in his current state. And I honestly think of the shitty overfiltered image with a cap was the real deal, he would just look like a "normal guy". I only see a prime Jim face reveal being entertaining if he looks like a chissled chad or like a fucking hobgoblin.

My biggest wonder is if Jade will be more proactive online after Jim passes or if she will just maintain a low profile. Hopefully for her own good, she'll stick with 2.
I kinda would rather see a picture of Jim back during his prime.
 
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I wonder who will outlive each other at this rate, Jim is already on deaths door and Ralph genuinely can't dig deeper in his situation, it's really harrowing shit.
If they're going for a spinal pump then, much as I rather it not be like this, I'm putting my money on Ralph outliving him.

Irony is of course since Ethan can turn all Ws into Ls he's probably going to have such a giant pillstream he sunsets himself with a xannyberry and torta OD 30 minutes after he finds out jimmyboy died.

If it happens close enough we could have the best meeheekeen doctors implant Jim's brain on Ralph's body, the spinal compression already got him used to being a manlet anyway.
 
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