The events of the last 10 or so days are like the kind of thing an overexcited 13-year-old would come up with before the adults gently lead him out the door.
"Okay, I know you guys have been dealing with these terrorists for a long time, but hear out my plan: we give them these special booby-trapped pagers and then the pagers go BOOM! And BLOW THEIR DICKS OFF. And then, they're going to start using other devices right? But, PSYCH, we have booby-trapped those as well! And they're all like nooo, why do our dicks keep getting blown off? And then--here's the cool part--we wait for them to gather so they talk about what has been happening and whether they can grow their dicks back, and meanwhile we trick them into thinking we are not going to bomb them because our leader is away, and then BOOM!!! They all just fucking explode lmao"
"Umm, yeah. Sounds great. Can someone get this kid out of here?"