2023 Israel-Palestine Armed Conflict

Maybe Israel can do the world a favor and roflstomp the Houthis next, since the US Navy still, for some reason, hasn't done that yet despite the continued danger towards Red Sea shipping.
Seems like an election issue to me. Trump would definitely order naval bombardment because his constituents are people that hate Arab spergery, but the Dems have pro-Palestinians to appease and lip service is not sufficient.
 
If Nasrallah is actually dead...
Israel, I fucking kneel.
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Less than two weeks.

The moment they stopped playing nice, it took Israel less than two weeks to destroy Hezbollah.

If that's not proof that they're holding back against Hamas, I don't know what is.
Why is this not getting even more attention than it has gotten so far? Hezbollah wasn't just a terrorist group, they were arguably the most powerful terrorist army in the world and a major player in the region, and while their missiles and leadership might have been demolished and a significant portion of their elite forces have been neutered, there are still tens of thousands of Hezbollah fighters who fled. A hundred thousand Israelis can return home (which is cool, but not exciting). And the Lebanese army might be the most powerful army in Lebanon again. Syrian rebels might decide to act up again now that Assad can't rely on Hezbollah anymore. Will the different factions start fighting each other?
This is huge news, the region's future was just fundamentally altered in a week of fighting. Hopefully for the better.

Born too late to witness Operation Focus
Born too early to witness the Battle of Armageddon
Born just in time to witness the surgical dismantling of Hezbollah in a business week

ETA: Looks like even (the stereotypically named) Mohammed Hijab (one of the best-known fundamentalist Muslims in the UK) is trying to balance his hatred of Israel and his hatred for Hezbollah
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Of course, he has time to attack the true enemy
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OSINTDefender: A News Anchor on the Hezbollah-Affiliated Lebanese Media Network, Al-Mayadeen, seen Crying following the announcement that Hezbollah Secretary-General, Hassan Nasrallah was Killed yesterday by an Israeli Airstrike.





Also OSINTDefender: Rumors have been swirling since yesterday that Brigadier General Abbas Nilforoushan, the Deputy Commander of Operations for the Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps (IRCG) as well as the Acting Commander of Quds Force Operations in Syria and Lebanon, was Eliminated in yesterday’s Israeli Precision-Strike against Hezbollah’s Central Command Bunker in Beirut; with Iranian Channels having now Confirmed his Death.
 
The events of the last 10 or so days are like the kind of thing an overexcited 13-year-old would come up with before the adults gently lead him out the door.

"Okay, I know you guys have been dealing with these terrorists for a long time, but hear out my plan: we give them these special booby-trapped pagers and then the pagers go BOOM! And BLOW THEIR DICKS OFF. And then, they're going to start using other devices right? But, PSYCH, we have booby-trapped those as well! And they're all like nooo, why do our dicks keep getting blown off? And then--here's the cool part--we wait for them to gather so they talk about what has been happening and whether they can grow their dicks back, and meanwhile we trick them into thinking we are not going to bomb them because our leader is away, and then BOOM!!! They all just fucking explode lmao"

"Umm, yeah. Sounds great. Can someone get this kid out of here?"
 
Less than two weeks.

The moment they stopped playing nice, it took Israel less than two weeks to destroy Hezbollah.

If that's not proof that they're holding back against Hamas, I don't know what is.
Yep. The amount of turbo dick sucking Hezzbollah got after their "victory" in 2006 was fucking unreal. They were legitimately saying shit like they could sink a Carrier Battle group and even seriously threaten Tel Aviv with a fucking land invasion.

Now we know the truth.... Hezzbollah was a trumped up militia of thugs who were only "good" at gunning down Sunni and Christian civilians, smuggling drugs and shooting Iranian made rockets from bunkers designed and mostly built by the IRGC.

All of their talk was bullshit, they were 100% Iranian lapdogs and now they're being taken apart by the Mossad and IDF with almost ZERO losses. I think it's something like three IDF members to 500+ Hezzbollah at this point including the entire leadership and a gold % of mid level leaders plus HUNDREDS of even thousands of munitions storage sites.

The "defenders of the Shiite" are being beclowned HOURLY at this point and are seemingly being abandoned by Iran in real time.

Oh and speaking of Iran.... Those bumbling idiots have been promising SUPER REVENGE for 2+ MONTHS NOW

THEY'VE DONE NOTHING and it seems they're seriously concerned that Khamenhi might actually get assassinated....
> Be Israel
> Exist

BBC: “Why are they escalating this?”
The BBC are fucking retards who guzzle Jihadi cum 24/7
 
The events of the last 10 or so days are like the kind of thing an overexcited 13-year-old would come up with before the adults gently lead him out the door.

"Okay, I know you guys have been dealing with these terrorists for a long time, but hear out my plan: we give them these special booby-trapped pagers and then the pagers go BOOM! And BLOW THEIR DICKS OFF. And then, they're going to start using other devices right? But, PSYCH, we have booby-trapped those as well! And they're all like nooo, why do our dicks keep getting blown off? And then--here's the cool part--we wait for them to gather so they talk about what has been happening and whether they can grow their dicks back, and meanwhile we trick them into thinking we are not going to bomb them because our leader is away, and then BOOM!!! They all just fucking explode lmao"

"Umm, yeah. Sounds great. Can someone get this kid out of here?"
I bet the Mossad agent who said, “no, let the autistic kid talk” is feeling pretty please with himself today.
 
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