Debate @MAAAD about how niggerish it is to wash your meat before cooking

[Flea Man Marbles]

y'all are getting baited hard. Not being able to detect sarcasm is a sign of autism

 

[0713]

I wash my meat everyday. It's hygienic.

 

[FILTH Tourist]

y'all are getting baited hard. Not being able to detect sarcasm is a sign of autism

The politics thread was getting slow as people wait for the VP debates. I'm glad @MAAAD gave us something to spurg at for a bit.

 

[More AWS-8Q Than You]

y'all are getting baited hard. Not being able to detect sarcasm is a sign of autism

I'm just going to point out that sarcasm and pretending to be retarded are not the same thing. May want to get yourself tested there, fellow Kiwi.

 

[The Repeated Meme]

y'all are getting baited hard. Not being able to detect sarcasm is a sign of autism

It's not sarcasm and it's certainly not obvious when people actually believe this. If this was meant to be a joke it isn't funny and if it's meant to be a troll it's fucking stupid.

Also, only faggots say 'y'all'. Faggots, niggers, trannies, and dumb hicks.

 

[MAAAD]

There's no shit or dirt in chicken meat, you retarded black people.



That's literally in your head. That is something stupid that your stupid relatives made up. Chicken doesn't come with grease, gunk, dirt, external blood, slime, or literally anything you think you're cleaning. You're just mentally ill and imagining it.

You're like a 3 year old picky eater who thinks his ground beef has eyeballs in it or his chicken breast is "too slimy."

It's definetly NOT just in my head. ANY raw meat that you buy will be bloody and greasy by default - fresh from the butchery, frozen or in vacuum/sealed packaging - it doesn't matter, all of those cuts have at least a bit of the nasty fluids. I will be probably visiting the local version of Walmart this weekend anyway so I'll go out of my way to take a picture just for you filthy retards.

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Rinsing bananas is le bad and wrong now? What the fuck is your problem people?

THAT'S WHY YOU COOK IT TO 165 YOU DUMB FUCK. Washing chicken isn't just unnecessary, it's dangerous. You're gonna get nasty salmonella chicken juice all over your kitchen.

Holy fuck you people are stupid.

2 seconds on google https://ask.usda.gov/s/article/Should-I-wash-chicken-or-other-poultry-before-cooking

Debate over, thread closed, fucking kill yourself.

I'm still not entirely convinced. There's difference between bacteria and literal gunk (i.e. "dirt") that comes with any raw meat you buy.

 

[Chongqing]

It's definetly NOT just in my head. ANY raw meat that you buy will be bloody and greasy

No, that's not true.

You don't even know what "grease" is. You're just using it to describe nothing.

I'm telling you, you are wrong.

"I'm right because generations of retards in my blood line told me I am," is no way to go through life.

 

[isalaide]

You all are holding back the evolution of our species by teaching the retards not to wash their chicken. Remember the Prime Directive.

 

[MAAAD]

No, that's not true.

You don't even know what "grease" is. You're just using it to describe nothing.

I'm telling you, you are wrong.

"I'm right because generations of retards in my blood line told me I am," is no way to go through life.

The gunk is very real, I don't know what else to tell you. Go visit your local meat isle I guess?

 

[Str8Bustah]

The only time I ever do anything to meat or fish outside of the regular salting and peppering is when I use paper towels to pat salmon try before seasoning it and giving it a light dusting of flour (helps to lock the juice in while you cook it). I used to give it a rinse first because that's what the recipe I was using said to do, but then I got told you're not supposed to rinse meat or fish so I stopped doing it.

 

[Chongqing]

The gunk is very real, I don't know what else to tell you. Go visit your local meat isle I guess?

I buy meat every day. I don't see what you see because you're hallucinating it.

What you're talking about is imaginary.

You are mentally ill, stalker. There is no gunk grease, child.

Enjoy food poisoning.

 

[Sneed's Feed n Seed]

Someone is going to have to go to the store and take pictures for this guy lol.

 

[The Feline Solution]

Wait, what's wrong with washing chicken? You are supposed to wash any meat to, ya know, get rid of all the greasy blood it comes with in a package.

Paper towels do the trick, you undeniable nigger. I worked in more than one restaurant kitchen before, real human beans don't wash dey chicken/meat. It's actually one of the first things you learn as a chef apprentice regarding food safety, never wash meat because if it is indeed tainted you're doing nothing but spreading around the germs in the cleaning area while doing it.

Wouldn't boiling an egg make all of the salmonella bacteria get absorbed right into it by your logic?

Salmonella dies at 60-65°C, water boils at 100°C. It's a moot point.

The gunk is very real, I don't know what else to tell you. Go visit your local meat isle I guess?

Yeah, the gunk is real, at least at Lidl and other super markets. I speculated early in the "Niggers eating cornstarch" thread how it might be from the plumping process, supermarket meat gets pumped up with a weak brine, supposedly to make it more tender but it's just a way to jew customers on weight. Never had the slimy gunk when i bought at a real butcher. Again, paper towels suffice to get rid of it.

 

[MAAAD]

I buy meat every day. I don't see what you see because you're hallucinating it.

What you're talking about is imaginary.

You are mentally ill, stalker. There is no gunk grease, child.

Enjoy food poisoning.

Yeah, the gunk is real, at least at Lidl and other super markets. I speculated early in the "Niggers eating cornstarch" thread how it might be from the plumping process, supermarket meat gets pumped up with a weak brine, supposedly to make it more tender but it's just a way to jew customers on weight. Never had the slimy gunk when i bought at a real butcher. Again, paper towels suffice to get rid of it.

I've just visited the supermarket and even though I didn't buy any meat this time, I made sure to take a few pictures of the gunk I was talking about and that @The Feline Solution confirmed exists (pictured is the first broiler breast I stumbled upon):

All I need to do before cooking is just a quick rinsing with tap water to wash this gunk off of my chicken. That's it. There's no way doing this could cause any meaningful harm to my health.

 

[0713]

 

[Dyn]

If there's gelatinous slime from the vacuum pack it's fine to rinse it off so you can pat the meat dry easier and get a better sear but other than that you're a fucking retard if you wash your meat who even does this?

 

[Lidl Drip]

Yuh best be washin' ya meat with the clorox and comet. Sheitt, thats be how all the flavor seep through dey meat. Get dat glisten

If you aint putting yo chikkin in da washing machine widd da Clorox and da TIDE pods den yo chikkin is still FILTHY! Plus it gettin da real nice tenderizashuns from da spin cycle.

Edit: also don't forget seasonin yo laundry machine (whuite peepoo don't even season dey washers)

 

[Cloaca Rimjob]

I wash whole chickens before cooking but only because I fuck them them as soon as I take them out the packaging

 

[MAAAD]

If there's gelatinous slime from the vacuum pack it's fine to rinse it off so you can pat the meat dry easier and get a better sear but other than that you're a fucking retard if you wash your meat who even does this?

Good to know you agree with me. Once again, I'm not literally washing it with dish soap like it's a plate or some shit.

 

[419]

Good to know you agree with me. Once again, I'm not literally washing it with dish soap like it's a plate or some shit.

Notice how he didn't even say a word about soap and still called you retarded for even washing your chicken at all, water only or not, as has everyone else thus far.

Again, enjoy food poisoning, child.