Debate @MAAAD about how niggerish it is to wash your meat before cooking

This is either a troll, or just obstinate retardation.

In either case it is a shitpost, not worthy of debate.

The only sensible response is another shitpost, therefore I leave you with this meme, and encourage everyone else to cease discussion for it is a waste of time.

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Look, they make lemon and strawberry flavoured bleach for a reason.
 
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"Ew, the meat I'm about to eat is showing signs of being the meat of an animal? It's LEAKING JUICES? Gross, this never happens when I'm eating lucky charms"

When cooked every part of an animal is safe to eat aside from actual waste products, the "slime" is a byproduct of the meat, eat the meat.

I don't, but the people crying about getting salmonella in the sink are being a bit hysterical and precious tbh.
Indeed. Food borne illness is only a problem for the weak. That's why personally I prefer spreading bacteria all around my kitchen via extremely lax handwashing procedures and cross contamination in order to strengthen my immune system.

People will work out the rest of their body, but when a guy lives like a caveman to work out their T cells everyone acts like it's some type of moral failing.
 
I'm astonished by people who think other parts of the chicken are some kind of detritus of unknown provenance or something. It's all chicken. That's what's inside a chicken when you cut it up. That meat was "soaking" in that fluid for the entirety of the chicken's life because that's what a chicken is.

This is what happens when we get too detached from the things we consume.
My wife thinks I'm gross for eating rare (and sometimes blue) steaks because "there's still blood in it." Honey, what do you think you're eating? I've seen animals get processed and I know where my food comes from.
 
It's definetly NOT just in my head. ANY raw meat that you buy will be bloody and greasy by default - fresh from the butchery, frozen or in vacuum/sealed packaging - it doesn't matter, all of those cuts have at least a bit of the nasty fluids. I will be probably visiting the local version of Walmart this weekend anyway so I'll go out of my way to take a picture just for you filthy retards.

Rinsing bananas is le bad and wrong now? What the fuck is your problem people?

I'm still not entirely convinced. There's difference between bacteria and literal gunk (i.e. "dirt") that comes with any raw meat you buy.
Shut up
 
My wife thinks I'm gross for eating rare (and sometimes blue) steaks because "there's still blood in it." Honey, what do you think you're eating? I've seen animals get processed and I know where my food comes from.
I'll guarantee you there are real, actual people out there who look at bags of carrots or potatoes and wonder why they let dirt get onto them at the vegetable-making factory.
 
Okay you imbecile. I didn't say you're supposed to wash it with soap like it's a fucking fruit
You ... you wash your fruits with soap??? (:_(:cringe::mad:
Rinsing bananas is le bad and wrong now? What the fuck is your problem people?
What part of the banana are you washing? Are you washing the peel, which gets peeled off anyway? Or are you washing the banana-flesh itself?? Why would you do that??? You can pick the gross little strings off. Washing it is entirely unnecessary and incorrect. Do you wash your oranges before you peel them, too??????
 
I've just visited the supermarket and even though I didn't buy any meat this time, I made sure to take a few pictures of the gunk I was talking about and that @The Feline Solution confirmed exists (pictured is the first broiler breast I stumbled upon):
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All I need to do before cooking is just a quick rinsing with tap water to wash this gunk off of my chicken. That's it. There's no way doing this could cause any meaningful harm to my health.
There's nothing on it.

You are mentally ill and imagining this.
good thing I didn't say anything about IN the meat, I said on the skin
No one is applying dirt and shit to chicken skin.

You're just a germaphobe who thinks germs can't be killed by heat.
 
If you aint putting yo chikkin in da washing machine widd da Clorox and da TIDE pods den yo chikkin is still FILTHY! Plus it gettin da real nice tenderizashuns from da spin cycle.

Edit: also don't forget seasonin yo laundry machine (whuite peepoo don't even season dey washers)

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You know what is worse this faggot is fucking white and slavic.

It's true what the mutts say about nigger being a state of mind.
 
You ... you wash your fruits with soap??? (:_(:cringe::mad:
Uh, yeah? All fruits are pretty much mandatory to wash, they've been passed through God knows how many hands before getting on the shelves of your local supermarket. It's especially true for all of the fruits and berries that don't grow in your climate or don't grow because it's currently the wrong season for them. Banana is one of such fruits.
What part of the banana are you washing? Are you washing the peel, which gets peeled off anyway? Or are you washing the banana-flesh itself?? Why would you do that??? You can pick the gross little strings off. Washing it is entirely unnecessary and incorrect.
The peel of course, not the flesh you dumbass.
Here's a very simple scenario: you have a dirty fruit, in this case banana, and you have clean hands. You grab the dirty banana with your clean palms and they automatically become dirty due to being in contact with a dirty item. You then start peeling the banana off, occasionally touching the flesh with your now dirty fingers (that you still believe to be clean) like a clumsy retard. In the end, you end up eating partially contaminated food. Good job.
This can be easily prevented by washing your fruits beforehand.
Do you wash your oranges before you peel them, too??????
I do.
You know what is worse this faggot is fucking white and slavic.

It's true what the mutts say about nigger being a state of mind.
AMERICANS DON'T BE VASHING ZEIR FRUIT 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭💯💯💯💯💯

I'm spreading the news IRL amongst all of my acquaintances to turn this into a new stereotype about the dumb amerimutts lol.
 
You grab the dirty banana with your clean palms and they automatically become dirty due to being in contact with a dirty item.
No, I don't think about it that way. I don't touch a banana peel and then feel like my hands are "automatically" dirty. Newsflash: My hands are already coal black. How the fuck would I know or care if they're dirty or not?
 
No, I don't think about it that way. I don't touch a banana peel and then feel like my hands are "automatically" dirty. Newsflash: My hands are already coal black. How the fuck would I know or care if they're dirty or not?
Your hands can be dirty without you feeling like they're dirty. The germs almost instantly contaminate every clean surface upon contact with the dirty one, it's why the infamous "5 second rule" is bullshit.
 
Your hands can be dirty without you feeling like they're dirty. The germs almost instantly contaminate every clean surface upon contact with the dirty one, it's why the infamous "5 second rule" is bullshit.
Well, the five-second rule is a horrifying innovation created by floor-eaters who like to eat floor-food. They will all be destroyed for their foulness.

You won't hear me defending the five-second rule, but that is an entirely separate matter from rinsing the peels of fruits. Peels are fragrant and almost floral; they are by nature "clean." My hands are brown and by nature "dirty." In fact, by touching the fruits created in God's kitchen, my hands are cleansed!
 
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Here's a very simple scenario: you have a dirty fruit, in this case banana, and you have clean hands. You grab the dirty banana with your clean palms and they automatically become dirty due to being in contact with a dirty item. You then start peeling the banana off, occasionally touching the flesh with your now dirty fingers (that you still believe to be clean) like a clumsy retard. In the end, you end up eating partially contaminated food.
Dear God,

Thank you for not making me a neurotic, deranged germophobe.

Amen.
 
Dear God,

Thank you for not making me a neurotic, deranged germophobe.

Amen.
They are still learning about the fact that their weight is 1-3% bacteria and various microorganisms that live in their body. Forgive them the soyence hasn't been updated since Gorbachev dissolved the soviet union.

I am not even going to talk about door-handles and elevator buttons that are covered in bacteria.

He should get those lights that show bacteria and look around with them . He will lose his damn mind.
 
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