🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[Die For Me!]

Ralph finally upped his monthly blue checkmark bill to premium +, which makes you immune to the terms of service if you want to know the truth about it:

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[Tofu Dust]

Ralph finally upped his monthly blue checkmark bill to premium +, which makes you immune to the terms of service if you want to know the truth about it:
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"Eat shit and never watch my show again."
Be careful what you wish for, Ralph. Your numbers have never been worse.

 

[Die For Me!]

Ralph playing with fire yet again:

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It really wasn't that long ago that you had your Twitter account temporarily aborted and was literally about to cry on stream while uttering that's "it's over" + suicide baiting. Are you seriously inviting people to mass flag you again? You really can't teach an old hog new tricks.

 

[PyrrhicRustle]

As opposed to your wives, who will all pop a bottle of champagne when you die, piggy.

 

[Sicko Hunter]

reposting this from the Metekor thread

Ralph is so low on the food chain the only person he can punch down on is a man dying of cancer in complete agony. Really think about that.

 

[free_protons4u]

Ralph playing with fire yet again:
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It really wasn't that long ago that you had your Twitter account temporarily aborted and was literally about to cry on stream while uttering that's "it's over" + suicide baiting. Are you seriously inviting people to mass flag you again? You really can't teach an old hog new tricks.

Average Killstream abortion

 

[HackerX]

Ralph playing with fire yet again:
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It really wasn't that long ago that you had your Twitter account temporarily aborted and was literally about to cry on stream while uttering that's "it's over" + suicide baiting. Are you seriously inviting people to mass flag you again? You really can't teach an old hog new tricks.

I know piggy's hippocracy gets brought up a lot, but it seems like he's completely unaware about it. It's all part of the cycle where:

He does something hippocritical -> gets made fun of, but "doesn't care" -> he seethes-> he has a meltdown -> he copes-> resets with new topic -> repeat

It's hard to say how unaware he really is because he "doesn't care" while simultaneously seethes and copes in the most passive aggressive, bitch-made (dare I say, womanly) way imaginable. Like, I know he spergs about his "works", but I'm curious if he ever has an honest moment with himself. He definitely doesn't with anyone else because he has no friends, but I have to imagine there's an occasional period of reflection.

As much of a retard is, he's not Cyrax or Cobes. He's capable of reason and logic even though it's usually flawed and that makes Ralph's situation much worse for him. "My life sucks. I'm stuck in Mexico because I'm broke and everyone hates me or makes fun of me. I'm addicted to Xanax and alcohol. I am alone." I have to imagine those thought occasionally stream through Ralph's mind and can't fathom how he processes them outside of the KEELSTREAM/xitter veneer.

 

[Gruntgar The Indentured]

I need to ask my landscapers next time I see them, "Conoces a alguien en Mérida?"

 

[Devious Dave]

Ralph can't understand the beauty in jade taking care of Jim while he's on deaths door because Ralph abandoned his own mother when she was on deaths door

 

[Gruntgar The Indentured]

Ralph can't understand the beauty in jade taking care of Jim while he's on deaths door because Ralph abandoned his own mother when she was on deaths door

Ralph cannot name a single person out of 7+ billion souls that would watch over him in home hospice care. Ralph will die alone and unwanted, covered in bed sores and insects all alone in a Mexican shithole.

SUFFAH, PIG.

 

[Sicko Hunter]

Ralph left the only person who ever loved him unconditionally to die alone in a hospital bed.

 

[Trigger Me Timbers]

He really can’t understand a normal loving relationship. He thinks Jade should leave like his Ronnie left him and his mother.

Or like how he left Sandra to die in shame and alone.

To be fair, the only time he ever heard the phrase “till death do us part” came from someone dressed as Elvis, so he probably doesn’t believe it’s a real thing.

 

[Don'tAnalizeMeBro!]

I thought he displayed it to own a meth head in some sort of convoluted cuckolding gambit? Was there a different time that Ralph showed off his mini-hog?

IIRC it was some pic that Shanaynay McPiggietittles said was his dong but just about everyone dismissed it as wishful thinking on Shanaynay’s part.

 

[HackerX]

Ralph cannot name a single person out of 7+ billion souls that would watch over him in home hospice care. Ralph will die alone and unwanted, covered in bed sores and insects all alone in a Mexican shithole.

SUFFAH, PIG.

A bit optimistic to think he'll end up in a hospice. The dude is gonna die alone in the Mexican hovel and no one will know or care. The only indication of his passing will be a day or two without any xeets and only the alogs will notice. That's the reality for Ralph outside of him dying in a public place.

Best case scenario for a public demise is at an airport or something, but the most likely is the impending homeless arc where he's forced to roam the streets of Merida. The pig is all but trapped in that scenario because it's not like anyone will bail him out of the situation. Juju doesn't give any fucks and it's not like there's any family that cares. From an optimistic perspective, I guess Evan could convince the tardhome that he needs to support his retarded brother.

 

[AnOminous]

Best case scenario for a public demise is at an airport or something, but the most likely is the impending homeless arc where he's forced to roam the streets of Merida.

It probably didn't become known as one of the "nice" parts of Mexico by tolerating vermin crawling around in the streets. He'd be given the bum's rush and told to go to Tijuana or some other subhuman hive.

 

[Thorndyke Special]

Best case scenario for a public demise is at an airport or something,

This is statistically the most likely because he spends weeks at a time in airports on account of the fact that he's too poor to fly direct.

He's a poverty traveler and to go between two cities takes him days of layovers. It's embarrassingly pathetic.

 

[Die For Me!]

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Almost as funny as taking 2 days off because your hip hurts! Suffah Pig!

 

[AncientPhosphur]

If Ralph dies in public how long will it be until people notice? He already smells. How long until this becomes a reality unnoticed for weeks.

 

[FiveStarAce]

I hope the mods are already preparing the feature for when Ralphs X gets banned, so that every Kiwi can cheer him up.

 

[HackerX]

It probably didn't become known as one of the "nice" parts of Mexico by tolerating vermin crawling around in the streets. He'd be given the bum's rush and told to go to Tijuana or some other subhuman hive.

Lol. He's gonna get roped in with the Mexican equivalent of bussing illegals to blue cities.

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Almost as funny as taking 2 days off because your hip hurts! Suffah Pig!

In contrast, every missed stream inflicts substantial financial harm to the Ralphamale. He can't afford it.

If Ralph dies in public how long will it be until people notice? He already smells. How long until this becomes a reality unnoticed for weeks.

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What a woman.