Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

Wait a second, how the fuck does he still have a double chin while his head is tilted up?
He's fat and gay, that's how. The obese is self-evident, the gay is reflected in how he stores his lard in the most obnoxious, pudgy spots as he lisps, waddles, and childs his way through the streets of Milwaukee as a public nuisance, ceaselessly oinking. Some people have a face only a mother could love - only Rick has a face a mother could PUNCH.
 
I have to agree with Fatsow, the 2000 Sci-Fi Channel Dune mini series is unduly reviled. Yes, it's a 2000s made for TV and its CGI aged worse than Fatrick himself, but that just kinda adds to the charme.
I also have to agree that the NX01 Enterprise was cool and had good design, and the Excelsior was a cool ship, too.
And now I feel really anxious because the Pigster had several not-entirely-dogshit opinions that I agreed with, which means that the end times must be nigh.
Patrick's problem isn't that he's 100% wrong all the time but rather how much he doubles down on his more retarded decisions. As long as you're not the type of person to spend all day prisoning stalker childs you're probably okay. Remember that a 1.7 gpa still got 67% of questions right.
 
I have to agree with Fatsow, the 2000 Sci-Fi Channel Dune mini series is unduly reviled. Yes, it's a 2000s made for TV and its CGI aged worse than Fatrick himself, but that just kinda adds to the charme.
I also have to agree that the NX01 Enterprise was cool and had good design, and the Excelsior was a cool ship, too.
And now I feel really anxious because the Pigster had several not-entirely-dogshit opinions that I agreed with, which means that the end times must be nigh.
Well depends on if foo fighters is your favorite band. If that is the case you might just have bad taste.
 
Wrong in every detail as always, stalker. His academic GPA was 1.2.
I wonder how he rationalises denying his GPA when his records are highly visible.
It's either "GPA doesn't matter, I'm an ADHD genius who was bored at school and thus didn't do well", or it's a convoluted rationalisation like "I didn't make those records public, a stalker child obtained it by illegal means, that means it's not my record but the record of this fake, imaginary Rick Tomlinson".
You know, like how he rationalises people calling him fat. They're not tweeting at him, but at a fake profile, so they don't think Patrick S. Tomlinson is fat, but an imaginary figure!
But then again, people also called him unfit directly, and he just brushed it off. He might actually think that he's actually in decent shape. Like straight up body dismorphia.
 
I wonder how he rationalises denying his GPA when his records are highly visible.
It's either "GPA doesn't matter, I'm an ADHD genius who was bored at school and thus didn't do well", or it's a convoluted rationalisation like "I didn't make those records public, a stalker child obtained it by illegal means, that means it's not my record but the record of this fake, imaginary Rick Tomlinson".
You know, like how he rationalises people calling him fat. They're not tweeting at him, but at a fake profile, so they don't think Patrick S. Tomlinson is fat, but an imaginary figure!
But then again, people also called him unfit directly, and he just brushed it off. He might actually think that he's actually in decent shape. Like straight up body dismorphia.
Doesn't help that he also hates homeschooling. Probably because they do better.
 
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Doesn't help that he also hates homeschooling. Probably because they do better.
Well, I doubt he would have done better if he were homeschooled. His retardation runs deep.
And he wouldn't know anything about it anyway, you need a kid for homeschooling and he doesn't have one.
Speaking of the kid he never had, did he ever do more book dedications to her?
 
Well, I doubt he would have done better if he were homeschooled. His retardation runs deep.
And he wouldn't know anything about it anyway, you need a kid for homeschooling and he doesn't have one.
Speaking of the kid he never had, did he ever do more book dedications to her?
That would require someone to read his books, and ain't no one doing that according to his sales numbers.
 
I wonder how he rationalises denying his GPA when his records are highly visible.
It's either "GPA doesn't matter, I'm an ADHD genius who was bored at school and thus didn't do well", or it's a convoluted rationalisation like "I didn't make those records public, a stalker child obtained it by illegal means, that means it's not my record but the record of this fake, imaginary Rick Tomlinson".
You know, like how he rationalises people calling him fat. They're not tweeting at him, but at a fake profile, so they don't think Patrick S. Tomlinson is fat, but an imaginary figure!
But then again, people also called him unfit directly, and he just brushed it off. He might actually think that he's actually in decent shape. Like straight up body dismorphia.
It's like how the robots in Westworld were hard-coded to be incapable of parsing any information that would reveal to them the true nature of their existence, but instead of saying "Doesn't look like anything to me" Pat just goes "Enjoy Prison, stalker"
 
But then again, people also called him unfit directly, and he just brushed it off. He might actually think that he's actually in decent shape. Like straight up body dismorphia.
From what I remember Fatrick was diagnosed with ODD as a child and one of the ways it can develop in life is narcissism. Narcissists have an overly inflated view of themselves so while everyone else sees a fat faggot with bitch tits he seems himself as a someone with the physique of a Greek god. Narcissists also don't have a real personality and whatever you see from the outside is a fake image they construct for themselves, in his case he thinks he's a manly man so he is obsessed with superficially manly things without actually understanding them. So he buys shitty guns and meme-tier attachments for them, makes DIY projects like those dumb chairs he made that got stolen that look like shit, goes to bars to get drunk because that's what manly men's men do etc. All style, zero substance.
 
There's a paper from 2020 that talks about narcissistic disorder in children leading to opposition defiant disorder later on in life, not the other way around. A child with ODD is more likely to have anxiety disorders and depression as well as conduct problems. Neither of which has been seen in Patrick, other than his heavy amounts of drinking he does and of course his DLTIW mentality.
 
I wonder how he rationalises denying his GPA when his records are highly visible.
It's either "GPA doesn't matter, I'm an ADHD genius who was bored at school and thus didn't do well", or it's a convoluted rationalisation like "I didn't make those records public, a stalker child obtained it by illegal means, that means it's not my record but the record of this fake, imaginary Rick Tomlinson".
You know, like how he rationalises people calling him fat. They're not tweeting at him, but at a fake profile, so they don't think Patrick S. Tomlinson is fat, but an imaginary figure!
But then again, people also called him unfit directly, and he just brushed it off. He might actually think that he's actually in decent shape. Like straight up body dismorphia.
He doesn't need to rationalize when he can simply deny it even if it's right there. If a stalker child told him the sky was blue he'd deny it too.
 
more patposting from the wilds.

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There's a paper from 2020 that talks about narcissistic disorder in children leading to opposition defiant disorder later on in life, not the other way around. A child with ODD is more likely to have anxiety disorders and depression as well as conduct problems. Neither of which has been seen in Patrick, other than his heavy amounts of drinking he does and of course his DLTIW mentality.
"A disorder in a child marked by defiant and disobedient behavior to authority figures. The cause of oppositional defiant disorder is unknown but likely involves a combination of genetic and environmental factors."

Sounds like a parody meant to make fun of psychiatry. It's even one letter off from ADD
 
"A disorder in a child marked by defiant and disobedient behavior to authority figures. The cause of oppositional defiant disorder is unknown but likely involves a combination of genetic and environmental factors."
It's not something an adult has. If an adult acts like that it's Anti Social Personality Disorder, or what we used to just call being a sociopathic fuck. They reserve the ODD diagnosis for children exclusively because you don't want to label someone something that life-destroying when most people grow out of it and most teens are at least somewhat sociopathic anyway.

If you act like this as an adult odds are good you end up enjoying prison eventually.
 
The pests farted in Niki's vagina again, and Rick is still seething over it. Pests can piss off Rick enough, but civilians infuriate the feral pig further.
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And he still gets SWATting wrong like a real retard, considering he has a GPA of 1.2. Brian was involved in the Rick Universe, and he's as retarded as ever.
 
"A disorder in a child marked by defiant and disobedient behavior to authority figures. The cause of oppositional defiant disorder is unknown but likely involves a combination of genetic and environmental factors."

Sounds like a parody meant to make fun of psychiatry. It's even one letter off from ADD
I think a lot of proverbial ink has been spilled in trying to find out what patricks "deal" is. It's one of the things that first had fascinated in the early pages of this thread. I think we are all missing a puzzle piece or a few that we might never end up with. There is obviously a huge disparity between the way he acts in real life, the way he presents himself on the internet, and in his own private thoughts. The last bit makes me wonder to no end.
I don't think there is one set of personality disorders or weird mental ticks that could really explain Pat's behavior. We have no shortage of narcissist cows, but Pat is uniquely blessed with his strange compulsions and bullheaded determination to ruin his life and those around him. Moviebob gets brought up a lot but he has a sparkling of self awareness and is able to be bullied out of more embarrassing behavior. Mister Brianna wu is closer, but he has his weird grifter low cunning and ability to abandon ship when he gets into too much shit.
Pat's dedication and efforts to prop up his weird retarded idea of himself at the expense of everything is usually seen in the lowest IQ barely functioning cows.
Still he managed to get multiple books published, married twice and sells artisanal cured meats. He isn't homeless or E-begging and while his money pool isn't infinite he is able to afford where he lives and go on vacations. He has wasted life changing amounts of money on retarded law suits and will probably continue to do so.
In the end I am still stumped on what the fuck is actually up with this guy, and while I like the armchair psychiatry I feel like we will never know for sure.
 
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