Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[daffodils]

I am wondering if Joe's gonna even bother crashing another stream to remind everybody that Rekieta let him fish in his pond once.

He didn't on Eric Hunley's show yesterday. He only came on once everybody was finished laughing at Nick.

True, I am just saying that I could see his ego compelling him to plea or compelling him to fight until the last moment.

He pursued Hail Mary legal strategies in both cases, but they would have had a high payoff if they had succeeded. Going to trial will just give him roughly the same outcome as a plea deal with added expenses and public humiliation. Even Nick is rational enough to avoid that.

What are the odds Nick is actually a homosexual?

Well...

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Then there is his whole obsession with being really skinny, looking good and fishing for complements from men.

No one compliments a skinny dude. If Rekieta wanted compliments from dudes he’d start lifting weights. That means eating huge and lifting huge. When I was skinny I’d probably get a rare compliment like “oh you look like a runner” (and I was) and that was all. I started lifting and put mass on and after a year of it the compliments started and it generally was all men. Made my girlfriend at the time uncomfortable (and me as well)

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

No one compliments a skinny dude. If Rekieta wanted compliments from dudes he’d start lifting weights. That means eating huge and lifting huge. When I was skinny I’d probably get a rare compliment like “oh you look like a runner” (and I was) and that was all. I started lifting and put mass on and after a year of it the compliments started and it generally was all men. Made my girlfriend at the time uncomfortable (and me as well)

He bought the Rustang to get accepted by the muscle car bros.
His limited knowledge of bro culture is that they compliment each other if they got a "cool" car.

 

[WEEKEND]

Tbh I don't see why so many people are convinced that he won't plea. Sure there is an argument to be made that his ego won't let him admit fault, but Ralph, who has an ego the size of a small planet, has pleaded guilty with the cope that he was actually innocent and it was a 500 iq play. I don't see why Nick couldn't rationalise it as "duh evil gubberment forced me to plea" or " I did it to save muh family since I am such a moral guy". It would prevent onlookers from getting entertainment out of a court trial and iirc he could plea down to a non-felony charge ( I could be wrong about this) which would save him the shame of being called a felon by alawgs.

Ralph understands the what it's like to be on the wrong side of the legal system better than Nick. Nick might be a bad/non practising lawyer but he's still lawyer. He thinks there's some magic combination of words that solves all his problems because in his mind he's this 1000IQ genus. A drunken redneck like Ralph just wants to get back to the xanax and spousal abuse as fast as possible.

It's like they say, a doctor is the worst patient.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

He thinks there's some magic combination of words that solves all his problems because in his mind he's this 1000IQ genus.

He believes he is a real world Mickey Haller, who get just get a charge dismissed with some clever lawyering.
But in fact he isn't Mickey Haller, he is Monty Python.

All his legal filings in his case were comedic at best and legally insane at worst.

 

[joebobmurphy]

Drex on Nick.

"Always remember. Cucks aren't people."

Neither are child-grooming Niggers, but whatever.

 

[datura_binge]

Tbh I don't see why so many people are convinced that he won't plea. Sure there is an argument to be made that his ego won't let him admit fault, but Ralph, who has an ego the size of a small planet, has pleaded guilty with the cope that he was actually innocent and it was a 500 iq play. I don't see why Nick couldn't rationalise it as "duh evil gubberment forced me to plea" or " I did it to save muh family since I am such a moral guy". It would prevent onlookers from getting entertainment out of a court trial and iirc he could plea down to a non-felony charge ( I could be wrong about this) which would save him the shame of being called a felon by alawgs.

In the monty case, he did hold out due to a retarded sense of pride but all that was going to cost him was money, which he has an inexhaustible supply of. A jury trial could cost him money and cause narcissistic injury as all the sordid evidence is wheeled out for the world to see. Im not saying that he will plea, rather it's not a forgone conclusion what his drug and booze-addled brain will think is the best option

Consider this: Nick has had his entire personal and professional life streamed live on camera and recorded for years. We know what happens in all the cases he has worked, we know how he acts, we know what he does when challenged, etc. There is NOTHING he has ever done or said that would indicate that he has the wherewithal to take a plea. People who are going to take a plea don't usually shit talk the entire police force and court system right beforehand. Nick's MO as a lawyer is to ride or die until a case is burnt down beyond all recognition. Which is why he has lost all (almost all?) the cases we have seen him work on etc. There's a big big big difference between a lawyer who "went to law school and 'knows' the law" and a lawyer with actual experience practicing it. ALL Nick's arguments come from the position of the former. He always comes out talking about how judges are wrong because "technically" XYZ etc etc and the reality is that very rarely do technicalities get people out of anything. Just go back and review some of his trial coverage from Depp or Rittenhouse etc. He is a constantly chiming in talking about how the judge got it wrong here or there. I'm not sure Nick has ever in his life actually been a position to state whether a judge has gotten the law right or wrong. Maybe we thought he was in that position at one point, but we were wrong about that too.

Edit: Just look at this Frank's situation. He either doesn't even know what that law is for or he so grossly misrepresented what is even going on that he might as well be legally retarded. Like Nick actually believes that the whole town is making all this shit up and set him up and that it's fine to have coke and guns in your kids house because the police aren't allowed in under any circumstances. "Oh I'm sorry officer, that dead body in the corner isn't on the warrant, so you are not allowed to look at it. LOL Got ya, you can't do shit". Like that's Nick's actual take on how warrants work.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

ALL Nick's arguments come from the position of the former. He always comes out talking about how judges are wrong because "technically" XYZ etc etc and the reality is that very rarely do technicalities get people out of anything.

Luckily April and Kayla are represented by their own council and we could get some great Kino from them being advised to do things Nick really really does not like.

April could get her cased dismissed in return for testimony and not pleading the 5th, which would make the bodycam footage in which she blabbed to the police during the arrest and execution of the search warrant and absolutely damning piece of evidence.

Kayla herself, if she gets some good advice from her lawyer (and some good talking to by her family) could accept a plea bargain and get her charges reduced.

In the end that would leave only Nick trying to fight this and it is ONLY in his best interest to prevent April and Kayla from taking a plea.
The most boring option is for everyone to accept the plea offered (including Aaron if they drop the felony) and moving on with their lives.

It would not only be the boring option, it would also be the BEST option by far. But Nick will drive a case into a concrete wall so long as he does not have to admit he is wrong and/or guilty of something. (The Montegraph case is living breathing evidence of that)

 

[Smashed & Slamed]

What are the odds Nick is actually a homosexual? Obviously a violently closeted Looking for Mr Goodbar-esque homosexual but a genuine m4m faggot just the same? I didn't initially think so. I suspected more of a bi-sexual down-for-anything type degenerate vibe was at play but after some careful thought and consideration of the facelicking story, his obvious feminine characteristics and interests, his lispy voice, hypersexualism, weird disgust with fat men & obsession with being petite and his inarguable lust for Dax aka Juju the Cow, plus his faghag loyalty from profoundly stupid women; I'm starting to think the root of all his problems is that he is in fact a closeted homosexual.

He was bi or very in the closet before this started but the mixture of porn, molly, meth, coke, ketamine and swinging made him a full on faggot.
Check the way he speaks now vs 6 years ago. He speaks like a full blown lispy faggot where in the past he was just soft. And to be more vulgar. What kind of faggot is in a closet so hard he puts 5 kids in a woman.

Tbh I don't see why so many people are convinced that he won't plea. Sure there is an argument to be made that his ego won't let him admit fault, but Ralph, who has an ego the size of a small planet, has pleaded guilty with the cope that he was actually innocent and it was a 500 iq play. I don't see why Nick couldn't rationalise it as "duh evil gubberment forced me to plea" or " I did it to save muh family since I am such a moral guy". It would prevent onlookers from getting entertainment out of a court trial and iirc he could plea down to a non-felony charge ( I could be wrong about this) which would save him the shame of being called a felon by alawgs.

Ralph is a coward first and a narc second. Nicky is both too swiss cheesed and megalomaniacal to be scared enough for his own good.
And I don't think he will not plea out because Da State is corrupt. He knows he is lying on that, maybe the coke paranoia will push him to believe that specific lie but I doubt it. His main goal is for that bodycam footage to not come out. Pleading, unless it's an Alford plea would guarantee the footage is released. He could try to not allow the admission of the footage in trial do to biasing the jury or something. It's stupid but he is stupid.

Look at the way he is acting and who he is attacking first and foremost. He is attacking Aaron, why?
Because Aaron rejected him, made him insecure and Aaron talked about how embarrassing Nicky is.
Nicky really hates being embarrassed and being forced to admit fault. So not being found guilty and not having the bodycam footage are the only results that he would pursue. He also is a spoiled kid and thinks that he will win, and even if he doesn't win nothing bad will happen to him.

 

[Soapmore]

Check the way he speaks now vs 6 years ago. He speaks like a full blown lispy faggot where in the past he was just soft.

That's what happens when you get your tonsils wrecked by hard bulls over time.

 

[repentance]

All drugs are immoral to buy and use. This applies to synthetic drugs too. The homicide rate in most western countries is double or more than it was in the 30s for instance. A lot of that is due to the drug trade.

The homicide rate here is considerably lower than it was in the 1930s.

There's no good evidence of that. Whatever drug it is, it's still the same lowlifes that are peddling it

The research is ongoing.

Sponsors have a massive interest in trials proving that their drugs are beneficial, especially in the US where they will be under patent for a much longer period than elsewhere in the world and there's a huge incentive to establish that it's their particular formulation which is effective rather than the drug in general. The "pure" research by scientists will always be more reliable for that reason.

People believe all manner of nonsense about their favourite intoxicants, but when the research comes out it generally doesn't support the claims.

The FDA's concern was the difficulty of creating a double blind trial. The trials of novel substances being done here by research institutes are finding that a non-trivial amount of patients do benefit from them, but they don't benefit the majority any more than conventional treatments benefit the majority.

The bottom line is that we need to develop treatments which are far more effective than those which currently exist, whatever those treatments turn out to be. Re-purposing old drugs is having some interesting results on that score.

 

[uhoh spaghettios]

He was bi or very in the closet before this started but the mixture of porn, molly, meth, coke, ketamine and swinging made him a full on faggot.
Check the way he speaks now vs 6 years ago. He speaks like a full blown lispy faggot where in the past he was just soft. And to be more vulgar. What kind of faggot is in a closet so hard he puts 5 kids in a woman.

Plausible. I remember listening to an old clip, it's almost shocking how different he sounds now.

 

[AnOminous]

There is NOTHING he has ever done or said that would indicate that he has the wherewithal to take a plea.

He's also never really had his back against the wall or faced real consequences.

So we don't really know what he'll do in that situation, and he's shown huge signs of being a giant passive-aggressive pussy who talks a big game but then can't even tell someone he's paying what they're supposed to do but then sulks like a weak sister when they don't read his gay mind and figure out what he wants.

 

[Sam Losco]

While we wait on Nick to finalize his excuses for being DENIED and address it, I made something to hopefully entertain you all.
A Sektur Crossword.
This was far more work than I thought it would be and there were things I wanted to put in but couldn't find a way to fit in, so if this gets good enough reception, I might make another.

Attached is a PDF version, which is not setup to fill out digitally so it's best used for printing out.
Also attached is the ipuz file, which is better for digital use. You can use https://crosswordnexus.com/solve/ and "upload" the file (it doesn't actually upload, just uses javascript to load it in browser) or find installable programs that support ipuz.
For Linux: https://gitlab.gnome.org/jrb/crosswords is nice.

Spoiler: background info

I first planned it out using graph paper because it's much easier and faster to erase and move things around then using the program, then I put it in the program and saved it. I was limited to a max size of 25x25 in the program. Unfortunately, the JSON output of the program is shit so I had to manually remove spaces and line breaks to clean it up and change "null" for blocks to "#" like the ipuz format wants. Without doing this, the formatting of the file was so fucked up the PDF converter on crosswordnexus would just shit the bed.

I originally had the bonus words setup as their own individual scrambles using circles, stars, hearts, and spades as the background shapes for the letters to unscramble. Unfortunately, it looks like no one else wants to add support for anything but circles besides that Linux program even though they are even listed in the official ipuz spec. So I just had to change the clues to incorporate them as all being circles. Which is fine, I guess, as it makes it a little more challenging if you have to try and unscramble four words from one jumble of letters instead of smaller jumbles, or instead of knowing what it is based off the clue. I tried to make those clues harder, but not to much harder, so people have to unscramble. Didn't quite work out that way if you keep up with the Sektur at all.

Yes, I did look at online crossword makers but they are all shit and hard to use. One even appeared to be trying to censor words and another wanted you to pay to get usable exports.

Hope you enjoy.

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

He thinks there's some magic combination of words that solves all his problems because in his mind he's this 1000IQ genus

This is what Melinda Scott thought. That's why she filed the same lawsuit against Null six times and only changed the wording.
Back in the good times Nick interviewed and ridiculed her on his stream.

 

[TheLastJoestar]

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He needs a balldo™ to fuck women, I'd say the odds are high.

Looking at this, If you were to modify the colors, this would look like a GTA loading screen image.
Nick is such a fucking parody of a man at this point, he'd make a great side character in a GTA game

 

[Fapcop]

The FDA's concern was the difficulty of creating a double blind trial. The trials of novel substances being done here by research institutes are finding that a non-trivial amount of patients do benefit from them, but they don't benefit the majority any more than conventional treatments benefit the majority.

If I may sperg conspiratorially:

Buprenorphine is Big Pharmas latest “Trust me, it’s AMAZING! A lifesaver! TM” for junkies.

(Or well, Buprenorphine 3.0 to be exact, since when the first patent ran out, they slapped on some naloxone, and since there’s no longer a patent for that, they came up with the latest nightmarish IM Buprenorphine concoctions that last a month.)

Now what are the odds, that the FDA, which is like a merry go round between the public sector and the big bucks in the private sector, may be just a tad bit biased when it comes to compounds like MDMA or Ibogaine, which have been known for decades and are extremely hard to patent? And perhaps just a tad bit more likely to come down in favor of the pharmaceutical interests that earns tens of billions on SSRI’s etc?


And just to bring it back to Nick: In genuinely curious about what has brought on this total lack of sperging. It can’t last, he will WANT to have the last word, but for right now, something has shut him up good.

Wouldn’t be surprised if there’s trouble in the qover.

As for the theory that his parents may have shut him down, goddamn doubt. An ounce of cocaine couldn’t make them put their foot down. Nick acting like a retard on Twitter sure as fuck won’t move the needle.

 

[not william stenchever]

Wouldn’t be surprised if there’s trouble in the qover.

"Bitch better have my pumpkin spice latte" -April Imholte Anderson

 

[Major]

The homicide rate here is considerably lower than it was in the 1930s.

The research is ongoing.

Sponsors have a massive interest in trials proving that their drugs are beneficial, especially in the US where they will be under patent for a much longer period than elsewhere in the world and there's a huge incentive to establish that it's their particular formulation which is effective rather than the drug in general. The "pure" research by scientists will always be more reliable for that reason.

The FDA's concern was the difficulty of creating a double blind trial. The trials of novel substances being done here by research institutes are finding that a non-trivial amount of patients do benefit from them, but they don't benefit the majority any more than conventional treatments benefit the majority.

The bottom line is that we need to develop treatments which are far more effective than those which currently exist, whatever those treatments turn out to be. Re-purposing old drugs is having some interesting results on that score.

I think the only reason they want to use ecstasy is because that's how some rogue psychiatrists back in the day used it. It's the meme. They want it to work because it is illegal and because they want a steady source of high quality pills to leak on to the black market.

 

[Trump's Chosen]

What are the odds Nick is actually a homosexual? Obviously a violently closeted Looking for Mr Goodbar-esque homosexual but a genuine m4m faggot just the same? I didn't initially think so. I suspected more of a bi-sexual down-for-anything type degenerate vibe was at play but after some careful thought and consideration of the facelicking story, his obvious feminine characteristics and interests, his lispy voice, hypersexualism, weird disgust with fat men & obsession with being petite and his inarguable lust for Dax aka Juju the Cow, plus his faghag loyalty from profoundly stupid women; I'm starting to think the root of all his problems is that he is in fact a closeted homosexual.

I don't have strong arguments for it, but he doesn't strike me as gay. A homosexual wouldn't care whether his wife's body is "destroyed" or not, nor would he let his life spiral critically out of control for miss pancaketits. If he had been gay, it would have been april that was booted and Aaron as live in nanny.

He is however a faggot, he's gay for pay and attention. The thinga he does like sticking his tongue in aaron's ear are like "ha ha look how crazy we're being!", same as the hot tub stream. Ketamine, which was also found at his house, is often used as a dissociative drug that helps suggestibility. It's what was used to further transition the wackowski brothers. it's used to turn straight guys gay or transgender.

Now they don't actually become gay in the sense that they now prefer men. But they are more open to the experience or recontextualise how they feel about such experiences or thoughts.

As a guy that goes to hedonism and gay bars and likes to do things that are subversive or wrong for the heck of it, he would have made a relatively easy mark if someone did want to give him a push towards faggotry. Add other drugs and drinking to the mix...

It's like the old streams he did where he was acting faggoty with anime stuff and boyshorts. It seems to me it is done more for the attention in itself, than specifically trying to garner male attraction attention. I definitely could be wrong.

So not a homsexual, but definitely a faggot.