Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Windy Moors]

Nick likes to lick Aaron's face.

Don't forget the bottle and BBC.

Nick is far too embarrassed to stream, how embarrassing.

 

[Strix454]

The entire reason Nick tarded out on Null is because Null heard the Drexel story and thought Drex was fucking gross, and it made Nick furious enough to decide to shower call him--was that not the context for the shower call to begin with?

Not quite. Nick was passive-aggressive complaining about the farms around that time. But he was always really vague and would never give an example of what he was complaining about. Rather than give an example about himself in the conversation, he decided to use a Drex example. That didn't go well.

At that time I believe Nick had a gaslighting narrative to the effect that the stories Drex told about these sorts of things were from long ago and that Drex told them now only to help save young men from the sort of degeneracy that Drex had fallen into in the past. None of that was true.

 

[BillyBobJoe]

I got a funny question that i don't think has been asked.....Did Nicky ever get his Jamaican shirt back from the police station, was it destroyed? or is it now evidence since it could be fully comtaminated with Booger Sugar?

 

[KriegsZensur]

[…] The entire reason Nick tarded out on Null is because Null heard the Drexel story and thought Drex was fucking gross, and it made Nick furious enough to decide to shower call him--was that not the context for the shower call to begin with? […]

Nick tried to basically get null to moderate or “set the record straight” without directly telling him to do so. Basically being a ministry of truth fag.

 

[Captain Manning]

At that time I believe Nick had a gaslighting narrative to the effect that the stories Drex told about these sorts of things were from long ago and that Drex told them now only to help save young men from the sort of degeneracy that Drex had fallen into in the past. None of that was true.

I wonder...

Now that Drex has apparently had it with Nick. I wonder if Nick would be all like "oh yeah, that nigger is totally a groomer."

Nick seems to retaliate towards anybody that doesn't fall into line.

 

[Sexy Potoo]

What is going through April's mind as Nick's falsehoods is revealed?

The only thing that has gone through April's head in the last 6 months has been cocaine

 

[Friendly Potato]

The only thing that has gone through April's head in the last 6 months has been cocaine

Oh, that's not fair, there's been more than that. There's been Spaghettios, cuck sploodge and Kayla's pussy juice too!

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

I wonder...

Now that Drex has apparently had it with Nick. I wonder if Nick would be all like "oh yeah, that nigger is totally a groomer."

Nick seems to retaliate towards anybody that doesn't fall into line.

You're probably saying that in jest but it is the natural progression for failed e-celebs like Ethan Ralph and Nick Rekieta. Manufactured beefs to generate cheap clicks. Rekieta needs much more than Ralph to maintain the standard of living he's grown accustomed to though so it won't work quite as well but should be fun to watch!

Eric July is the real villain in all this. Masterminding the entire downfall like a Sith Lord. That was his coke, I can feel it.

 

[Permanent Resident Cope]

So does anyone have an image of Rekieta sitting on a Kiwi Farms Law couch with the honorable Judge Stephen Wentzell, Judge Jennifer Fischer, Judge Rodney Hanson, Judge Keith Helgeson and Kristen Pierce standing behind him? Maybe use the image of him dressed for lolicon.

 

[Soapmore]

I wonder...

Now that Drex has apparently had it with Nick. I wonder if Nick would be all like "oh yeah, that nigger is totally a groomer."

Nick seems to retaliate towards anybody that doesn't fall into line.

I think the difference here is that Nick probably has little doubt that Drex will show up to kick his ass and fuck his wife.

 

[MadStan]

The only thing that has gone through April's head in the last 6 months has been cocaine

And a cock. Don't forget the cock.

 

[ChromaQuack]

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How do I uninstall someone elses copy of photoshop?

 

[VeteranOfTheRetardWars]

On the topic of Nick being an homo, I have a theory that certain drugs when abused can exacerbate or cause one to develop homosexual urges related to hypersexuality.
For some reason it appears to mainly effect stimulant abusers like methheads and crackheads. However, we’re talking homeless dude levels of abuse, like superultra drug abuse that Nick hasn’t even had the time to get to.
Molly could possibly contribute to that whole thing, but from what little I know it tends to inspire feelings of general love overall rather than turning you gay.
For my two cents on Nick, it’s probably more a case of coomerism causing him to chase even greater cooms and I also believe that can start to make you gay.
So, I think he’s a little fruity but I don’t think he was one of those gays who are so closeted that they have a family and everything while getting cock on the DL. I think he just fell into complete hedonism.

 

[AnOminous]

For some reason it appears to mainly effect stimulant abusers like methheads and crackheads. However, we’re talking homeless dude levels of abuse, like superultra drug abuse that Nick hasn’t even had the time to get to.

Homeless dudes don't have the money to buy their cocaine an ounce at a time.

 

[Zab McMann]

Not quite. Nick was passive-aggressive complaining about the farms around that time. But he was always really vague and would never give an example of what he was complaining about. Rather than give an example about himself in the conversation, he decided to use a Drex example. That didn't go well.

At that time I believe Nick had a gaslighting narrative to the effect that the stories Drex told about these sorts of things were from long ago and that Drex told them now only to help save young men from the sort of degeneracy that Drex had fallen into in the past. None of that was true.

My read on that was Nick saying, in his usual roundabout way, that Null was autistic and that such autism would hamper his running of the site. Also adding that Null is easily manipulated because of said autism.

Kind of a weird thing to say now that I'm thinking about it.

 

[AnOminous]

My read on that was Nick saying, in his usual roundabout way, that Null was autistic and that such autism would hamper his running if the site. Also adding that Null is easily manipulated because of said autism.

Kind of funny considering he was himself having a screeching autistic tantrum about how he couldn't manipulate Null into doing his bidding.

 

[3MMA]

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I’m loving this Kiwi Law Couch meme template taking off on its own. Awesome capture of Nick in that horrible outfit. The pose is perfect. What do you think about calling your masterpiece Kandiyohi County Law Couch? This one’s going in my RageTwig folder.

 

[VeteranOfTheRetardWars]

Homeless dudes don't have the money to buy their cocaine an ounce at a time.

True, but they didn’t sprout out of the gutter it took a lot of snow to get them there sometimes.

 

[Vernon Dozier]

I things are pretty tense these days at the balldo bunker Nick needs some cocaine that’s what doctors recommend for stress this is the year 1897 correct?

 

[N1bbaN3rd]

I things are pretty tense these days at the balldo bunker Nick needs some cocaine that’s what doctors recommend for stress this is the year 1897 correct?

Cocaine is an upper, and completely wrong for stress.
What Nicky needs is some sweet, sweet laudanum.
Or better yet, some of that new-fangled Heroin. I hear that stuff's non-addictive.