Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Ravier Xavenblood]

proving once again
no such thing as an incel
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volcel if you wouldnt

On the contrary, it might be OVER for you if that's all you can attract.

 

[lottalove]

Aaron might have found a girlfriend already since being out of jail.

ETA late and out of date, she's gone already lol

 

[ibeatmywife]

Aaron might have found a girlfriend already since being out of jail.
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Nah she doxxed herself in the fb group then broke up with him

 

[Pitckus]

Aaron might have found a girlfriend already since being out of jail.
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ETA late and out of date, she's gone already lol

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Nah she doxxed herself in the fb group then broke up with him

@Star Spangled Bogger better luck next time, buddy

 

[PetiteFeet]

If Chris Chan has the Sonichu/Magi-chan demon, is NAL the equivalent of that in the Cobraverse?
A circle of protecti- nah, you know what, redditors can be demonically possessed by NAL. It's funny, not tragic.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

@Star Spangled Bogger better luck next time, buddy

I know what will definitely make this situation better for him, more drinking.

 

[Star Spangled Bogger]

I know what will definitely make this situation better for him, more drinking.

If only I could grow a beard like Cobra.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

If only I could grow a beard like Cobra.

Clean shaven. Be a trve Roman if dealing with a Goth like Cobra.

 

['Ole Dente]

@Star Spangled Bogger better luck next time, buddy

Sometimes she goes and sometimes she don’t. It’s just the fuckin’ way she goes.

 

[C. G. B. Spender]

Aaron might have found a girlfriend already since being out of jail.
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ETA late and out of date, she's gone already lol

She aint even bad all things considered, besides we all know thick women are MDWU.

 

[Shinkai]

She aint even bad all things considered, besides we all know thick women are MDWU.

If the retard who dived his fist into the poo could just fucking not share his info online and just... Yknow... Count his fucking blessings someone wants him he could've possibly gotten away with her not figuring out... Atleast that fast

 

[STN]

Nah, rock bottom is hand sanitizer and mouthwash territory.

Double Nah, Hairspray. Seen that out on the reservations.

 

[lottalove]

If the retard who dived his fist into the poo could just fucking not share his info online and just... Yknow... Count his fucking blessings someone wants him he could've possibly gotten away with her not figuring out... Atleast that fast

Internet fame claims another victim.

 

[Shinkai]

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Internet fame claims another victim.

I 100% know I'm on the wrong site to have hope left in people but lmfao. Deserves all of it

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

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I think this is a very important lesson. pozload my neghole, get the stinkfist.

Oh shit, the word filter is still on for "pozload my neghole"!

 

[PetiteFeet]

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Internet fame claims another victim.

Get fucked, faggot. I mean this with sincerity. Poo touchers deserve worse fates than broken relationships. Why can't people just enjoy a cow without bothering it, at the very least be a funny or a positive blip on the cow's timeline a la Mr. Green.
Don't be a duster faggot or a tit cuck. May Jessica Boyle haunt your afterlife, Aaron Valentine.

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

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Hope it was worth the 15 minutes of e-fame and 5 minutes of sucking on the hag's tits, retard.

 

[Slim Boglim]

That poor woman started up a relationship with some goober and immediately got inundated with his insane dirty laundry from the internet. Imagine you start dating a guy and days later you get 100 dm’s about “bog hags” and “king cobras” and “boglims” and 3 way teat suckling

 

[Hard R]

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Internet fame claims another victim.

 

[C. G. B. Spender]

If the retard who dived his fist into the poo could just fucking not share his info online and just... Yknow... Count his fucking blessings someone wants him he could've possibly gotten away with her not figuring out... Atleast that fast

How long did it take for the trooles to scalp another one?