Careercow Max Landis

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CleverJokeHere said:
A lot of movies are shit, though and a bad director or bad actors can ruin a perfectly good script. There's a lot of shitty to mediocre actors and directors who still get work and are made famous because of who they know or who they're related to or how hard they're willing to suck some director/producer/executive's cock. Leonardo DeCaprio got on Oscar for being raped by a cgi bear and sperging about climate change while flying around on his own personal mini Air Force One. M. Night Shamalamawingwong is still getting work even though I don't think a single film of his has turned a profit since Signs or maybe The Village. Comparatively, screenwriting is a far less glamorous job. The poor kid who washes out the semen caked folds of Amy Schumer's gelatinous mass probably gets more recognition and less scrutiny from the industry. Pay is probably the same too.
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Leo is loony but he's a decent actor when he wants to be. And M.Night is embracing the comedy horror genre, even if The Vist was underwhelming it was a successful movie. Hollywood pumps out shit but at least a few directors genuinely love movies, like Tarantino.

Max Landis is a pure loon, his scripts sucks and he just uses dad as a good excuse to keep pumping out pure garbage. I'm mainly talking him out for being a hypocrite when it comes to defending other movie script writers. He just uses his dads fame if nothing else. He doesn't like movies at all either, I think. He likes the attention.
 
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Null said:
Neither Jessi or Josh are funny.
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I agree, Mike and Jessi breaking up was the best thing to happen to RLM, the only people who liked Jessi were pusssyless losers because boobs. There's nothing Josh does that Jack can't do better.
I support keeping the thread as one "RLM rejects," because we can only go so far with a Jessi/Josh thread before it becomes 15 pages of "they're not funny but think they are." Neither of them seem to have a notable or funny Internet presence outside of RLM, therefor no content.
Jessi might actually be dead for all we know.
 
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Pikonic said:
Mike and Jessi breaking up was the best thing to happen to RLM
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Did they break up or did she get creeped on so hard she stopped showing up? I know Mike was dating that really desperate looking blonde lady prior to Jessi. Blonde lady was nice but she came across like she really wanted a baby before she got too old and I have no idea why.
 
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The reaction to Jack and Josh was so strong that they actually decided to fuck with the fans and give them an episode that was entirely just the two of them. Though in true RLM fashion, the expected punchline was never followed through.


Also who remembers when they tried doing MST3K with video games:


You can quickly see why they abandoned this so shortly.
 
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Null said:
Did they break up or did she get creeped on so hard she stopped showing up? I know Mike was dating that really desperate looking blonde lady prior to Jessi. Blonde lady was nice but she came across like she really wanted a baby before she got too old and I have no idea why.
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Jack mentioned it in one of his twitch streams that they broke up and that's why Jessi isn't part of RLM anymore. He didn't go into detail and didn't seem to care that much about it.
 
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Pikonic said:
Jack mentioned it in one of his twitch streams that they broke up and that's why Jessi isn't part of RLM anymore. He didn't go into detail and didn't seem to care that much about it.
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They really, really need to not do livestreams. Shit like this would get hacked out of a final cut by either Jay or Mike, but on a Livestream this casually and unavoidably slips out.
 
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Julius Evola said:
If Landis and that awful "Wizard" guy (Josh or whatever) could never be involved in an RLM thing again that would be great

Edit: While I'm thinking about it I have heard, though not bothered to confirm, that Josh is a massive SJW fucktard that had a massive meltdown over Trump winning. I wonder if a thread about him would be worth it.
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lol I recognized that face before I even read your username bro
 
Null said:
They really, really need to not do livestreams. Shit like this would get hacked out of a final cut by either Jay or Mike, but on a Livestream this casually and unavoidably slips out.
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In Jack's defence you're trying to have a srs video game stream and your cancerous chat is nothing but "Where's Jessi?" "Why isn't Jessi on the show?" "I miss Jessi." you'd probably crack too. Saying they shouldn't stream is a problem since they do make money off it and it does have a following.
Also I found Jessi's tumblr, nothing of note and hasn't been used since 2014
http://obviouslycloe-blog.tumblr.com/post/90934047410/best-of-the-worst-reimagined-as-the-scooby-doo
 
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LOL Max Landis.
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Also who remembers when they tried doing MST3K with video games:


You can quickly see why they abandoned this so shortly.
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I'm pretty sure they only did that because they were breifly partnered with Machinima, and were basically told to make something to do with Vidya. I don't think their heart was ever in that show, they just did it out of some kind of obligation.
 
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badluckfistfuck said:
Here's Max having a hissy fit about people saying his Dad is responsible for the Twilight Zone incident
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*Reminder that John Landis publicised The Twilight Zone movie at Vic Morrow's funeral
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"Sure, he was a bullying, ill-tempered director who violated labor laws, lied to people that children were in the scene, ignored safety concerns and managed to kill three people in an act of negligence, but he Dindu Nuffin!"

Yeah,
 
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I can agree on Max Landis being a lolcow. His hissy fit when American Ultra was failing in the box office was enough to cement that and he hasn't improved since then. Some of the things he does are so bizarre and his films have done so poorly that I can't see how he keeps getting such great jobs in film. (Even a successful dad shouldn't be enough to excuse all his constant failures)

Saying that, when it comes to the poll, honestly I think it would be unfair to give Jack a thread. I'm not particularly bothered about Josh, he seems to be a bit of an SJW and sometimes seems offended when Red Letter Media make jokes that aren't PC enough but at least Jack seems like a genuinely nice and good hearted person. We can't all be Rich Evans.
 
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Karen Riley said:
I can agree on Max Landis being a lolcow. His hissy fit when American Ultra was failing in the box office was enough to cement that and he hasn't improved since then. Some of the things he does are so bizarre and his films have done so poorly that I can't see how he keeps getting such great jobs in film. (Even a successful dad shouldn't be enough to excuse all his constant failures)

Saying that, when it comes to the poll, honestly I think it would be unfair to give Jack a thread. I'm not particularly bothered about Josh, he seems to be a bit of an SJW and sometimes seems offended when Red Letter Media make jokes that aren't PC enough but at least Jack seems like a genuinely nice and good hearted person. We can't all be Rich Evans.
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No one wanted to make a thread about Jack and Josh is a legit cow. See back in the thread for some his choice SJW bullshittery.
 
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