🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[AncientPhosphur]

Ralph is as masculine as a pink guest towel. His T levels are probably lower then his IQ. He needs ultra manly things to feel good like football or wrestling.

No he just loves black men

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

No he just loves black men

Then why isn't he into basketball?

 

[Cyberpunk Meta]

Ragetits being the most vile piece of shit imaginable is not surprising. Cries when others with death on him but that only began because Ralph wishes death and suffering on everyone. You reap what you sow Guntertits.

You’re a dying, fat, wretched, stinky, near-homeless broke-ass bum living in Mexico. You deserve to live in misery Piggyboy. Your poor decisions have led to this situation you’re in.

Metokur will win even in the grave. Morris wins by default and laughs at your pathetic existence & your son doesn’t even carry your surname.

The only legacy you’ll leave behind is a rotting fetid corpse in your crack shack piggertits. And the emptied xannie bottles.

 

[Pitbull Victim]

Then why isn't he into basketball?

All except for one major sport, presumably due to not having enough large black men for his liking:

 

[HackerX]

Then why isn't he into basketball?

It reminds him how short he is.

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All except for one major sport, presumably due to not having enough large black men for his liking:

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Why isn't he rooting for Memphis Grizzlies?? It's the closest pro franchise to West Memphis AND they have Ja Morant. He's the nig of nigs. Oh yeah, it's because he rides the bandwagon. Like many things for Ralph, his love of sports is superficial.

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

Metokur will win even in the grave. Morris wins by default and laughs at your pathetic existence & your son doesn’t even carry your surname.

The bar for getting a W over Ralph is practically nonexistent these days. Being able to drink the tap water in your own home is a win.

 

[AnOminous]

He so desperately wants Jim to acknowledge him before he dies. It's okay, Ethan. You've been fatherless your whole life. You'll get through this.

It'd be sad if it weren't so funny.

He's so obviously insanely jealous of a dude dying of cancer because he knows at least Jim won't die alone.

Ralph will die alone, in misery, in a filthy shack, and probably not be found for weeks, just like his daddy before him and just like he let his mom die alone because he's that worthless and evil of a faggot.

Suffer, Ralph. Being you is worse than dying of cancer.

Being able to drink the tap water in your own home is a win.

I'm sipping some tap water now and know it won't give me dysentery.

Pig status: owned.

 

[Die For Me!]

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All except for one major sport, presumably due to not having enough large black men for his liking:

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Ralph had to wipe his entire tweeting history on multiple occasions to stay out of trouble with the courts. If you want to find Ralphs history of his ground breaking gaymur gate and sports ball coverage, you have to search for users replying to @theralphretort. The tweets they're replying too are still deleted, but you can get a basic idea of what Ralph was talking about.

Yep, any ebadaance that Ralph was a gaymur gaydur on twitter, all completely eviscerated by Ralph himself! Even your own website is dead and gay!!
Suffah Pig!

 

[Dr Naomi Hunter]

Then why isn't he into basketball?

Or Golf or Tennis. He only likes sports the darkies play.

 

[HackerX]

Ralph had to wipe his entire tweeting history on multiple occasions to stay out of trouble with the courts. If you want to find Ralphs history of his ground breaking gaymur gate and sports ball coverage, you have to search for users replying to @theralphretort. The tweets they're replying too are still deleted, but you can get a basic idea of what Ralph was talking about.

Yep, any ebadaance that Ralph was a gaymur gaydur on twitter, all completely eviscerated by Ralph himself! Even your own website is dead and gay!!
Suffah Pig!

The courts? How many times did Ralph delete a bunch of posts because he was afraid he'd lose the blue checkmark or xitter account? Several of those times immediately after seething about never censoring himself. That blue check was Ralph's pride and joy and he loved it more than either of his kids. Those pixels made him feel like a notable figure. I can only imagine how distraught the pigman was after Musk announced they were changing it.

 

[Rage Pig]

His brain is stuck on niggerball. This may be the dumbest take I've seen on the conflict, and I'm reading the Lucas Gage thread.

 

[Judas Connor Moon]

His brain is stuck on niggerball. This may be the dumbest take I've seen on the conflict, and I'm reading the Lucas Gage thread.
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He loves the foolsball because sometimes, just sometimes them fellas make the touchdown and make Ethalberto some money.

 

[Nate Higgers]

Or Golf or Tennis. He only likes sports the darkies play.

Well he “likes” bowling, I thought that was a white “sport”

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

His brain is stuck on niggerball. This may be the dumbest take I've seen on the conflict, and I'm reading the Lucas Gage thread.
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One day supporting Isreal will be popular again and the gunt will flip his tone faster then carne asada on a screaming hot griddle.

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

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All except for one major sport, presumably due to not having enough large black men for his liking:

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Do you know if he is a fan of the French national soccer team?

 

[GaryGray]

In a double u for Ralph he will now embarrass himself to Alex Rosen, the pedo hunter who interviewed the guy who tried to show him Kino Casino in relation to a question about RTU. Ralph will undoubtedly bring up Kino Casino constantly. What else these two share in common who knows?
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EDIT: He is also having Sven Stoffels of IDF Hila Klein animation fame on tomorrow. Ralph seems to be targeting people to interview that would upset his haters. (Xeet | archive)

 

[AnOminous]

EDIT: He is also having Sven Stoffels of IDF Hila Klein animation fame on tomorrow. Ralph seems to be targeting people to interview that would upset his haters. (Xeet | archive)

His haters are mainly here and we actually had that video on the front page for a while.

 

[GaryGray]

Phrased that poorly. More like people who would be interesting if they were interviewed on some other show than the Killstream. Ralph is trying to make people jealous of who he is interviewing.

 

[HackerX]

Phrased that poorly. More like people who would be interesting if they were interviewed on some other show than the Killstream. Ralph is trying to make people jealous of who he is interviewing.

Hrm. Good idea in theory, but don't you need to interview people anyone has actually heard of? He needs to get the "make the alogs jealous" idea out of his mind because he's already crossed the Rubicon in that regard. There's no aspect of Ralph to induce jealousy in any form or fashion

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

In a double u for Ralph he will now embarrass himself to Alex Rosen, the pedo hunter who interviewed the guy who tried to show him Kino Casino in relation to a question about RTU.

So who's going to send the TTS about Ralph wanting to screw minors in Portugal?