🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[Elmo]

If Jim does pass first, Ralph will probably be inconsolable and cry like a fat gay baby on the Killstream.

Reminder that Faith confirmed that Ralph cried like a bitch in her arms when he found out that Jim had cancer.

 

[Die For Me!]

If Jim does pass first, Ralph will probably be inconsolable and cry like a fat gay baby on the Killstream.

Reminder that Faith confirmed that Ralph cried like a bitch in her arms when he found out that Jim had cancer.

Ralphs gigantic cope about Metokur is that he's lying about his illness. He is in complete denial that his internet daddy is gonna die. No doubt in my mind Ralph will cry like a bitch on his fuck Jim festival

 

[Braphamut]

Ralph just fervently wishes he could be Jim's fat greasy slut, so much so that he openly daydreams of it on the killshow.

Just thinking about all those pills, piss catheters, and diapers are getting him riled up!

Gawd ah wish dat wuz me!

 

[Axiom.]

Ralphs gigantic cope about Metokur is that he's lying about his illness. He is in complete denial that his internet daddy is gonna die. No doubt in my mind Ralph will cry like a bitch on his fuck Jim festival

Ralph might sunset himself to join him like he wished he did with Ronnie

 

[bile demon]

Ewww, Ralph officially has a greasy ass pedo combover.

Textbook case of the classic "IT'S OVER!" comb-over.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

Real men figure out when the time for hair is over. Either accept your thinning hair like Rush Limbaugh or shave it all off, Ralph.

Now if you'll excuse me, I must brush my beautiful fill head of hair.

 

[Mr E. Grifter]

Real men figure out when the time for hair is over. Either accept your thinning hair like Rush Limbaugh or shave it all off, Ralph.

Now if you'll excuse me, I must brush my beautiful fill head of hair.

Ralph is going to look like a slapped ball sack if he shaves his head.

 

[Douglas Mortimer]

He's also too much of a midget to pull off the skullet. Only a legit big man can pull that look off.

Tough times for Ralph's hair situation

 

[Cucktry Roads]

Ralph pulls off the kippah really well. I could barely tell the difference between him and a rabbi at all since they're both cocksuckers.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Ralph pulls off the kippah really well. I could barely tell the difference between him and a rabbi at all since they're both cocksuckers.

Come on now. One survives off grabbing pennies off the ground and the other is the state of Israel.

 

[T00L Nigger]

Real men figure out when the time for hair is over. Either accept your thinning hair like Rush Limbaugh or shave it all off, Ralph.

Now if you'll excuse me, I must brush my beautiful fill head of hair.

Bald Nigger Cope And I cry every time

He's also too much of a midget to pull off the skullet. Only a legit big man can pull that look off.

Tough times for Ralph's hair situation

The only person with a skullet I know that I enjoy is David Townsend.

 

[Bland Crumbs]

Here's Ralphs incredibly embarrassing Metokur AMV he has posted on his alt account:
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Why does Jim look like Bill Burr?

 

[Red Frida]

Why does Jim look like Bill Burr?

Irishman phenotype

 

[Sicko Hunter]

When Jim dies Ralph will do a celebration stream where he pops champagne and gunt shuffles to shitty rap songs from the 90s then he'll shut off the stream and weep uncontrollably until he passes out.

 

[UCantCCPMe]

Ralph might sunset himself to join him like he wished he did with Ronnie

Moral of the story, never be Ralph's daddy in any sense, it's a lethal prospect. First Ronnie melted into a couch, then his nigger boyfriend died, now Jim's headed to that big anime dungeon in the sky.

 

[Die For Me!]

an hour and a half of radio silence from the gunt, nothing on his twitter either since the bad weather has aborted him. Did he take an emergency anger nap? is his phone dead as well? how long will this power outage last? Lets take a look at the forecast to see how long god might be felting the killstream:
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Well at least now maybe he can find some time to pickup Sandra? Suffah Pig!

Ralph broke his silence with a tweet confirming guests for election night:

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>Dick Masterson (possible)
I mean fuck Ralph, isn't anything technically possible? What other "possible" guests can we expect to be on the illustrious killstream?
Donald Trump (possible)
Jim Metokur (possible)
Null (possible)
Torswats (possible)
Nicholas J. Fuentes (possible)
Pantsu Party (possible) Nope, can't even joke about this one, you will never grope her "nigger ass" ever again rape pig!

 

[Cucktry Roads]

Ralph broke his silence with a tweet confirming guests for election night:
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>Dick Masterson (possible)
I mean fuck Ralph, isn't anything technically possible? What other "possible" guests can we expect to be on the illustrious killstream?
Donald Trump (possible)
Jim Metokur (possible)
Null (possible)
Torswats (possible)
Nicholas J. Fuentes (possible)
Pantsu Party (possible) Nope, can't even joke about this one, you will never grope her "nigger ass" ever again rape pig!

Who the fuck is even gonna watch Ralph on election night? There's so many channels that will provide actual commentary. Plus, if I remember right, election night 2020 had Ralph end the stream suddenly early cause he realized that he was drunk and pilled up, and that was at a time that Ralph was ending streams early when he was getting too fucked up on drugs.

Yeah, I think that's what happened cause I remember joining the farms after the Boogie vs Frank Hassle shit and Ralph did the same thing during that stream and made me realize that it was gonna be more fun being an aylawg.

 

[Axiom.]

Who the fuck is even gonna watch Ralph on election night? There's so many channels that will provide actual commentary.

Ralph is the only one that will make it entertaining if he decides to pillstream again.

 

[Mynameisdark]

Colonel Kurtz was a woman on Twitter Ralph harassed for over a week, because she assumed he seemed like he was on heroin during the Rekieta interview. Ralph said things like "I wouldn't fuck her with my dead daddy dick" among other depraved insults.

Now he calls her a friend apropos of nothing, other than he wants one. Most of the Election guests Ralphs calls his "friends", but he doesn't seem to have private conversations with these people. They always awkwardly catch up on stream. Every single social interaction he has Ralph is monitored. Imagine having to schedule a month in advance to talk to your best friend, that's what Ralph has to do.

 

[Desktop User2]

is he going to stream till they announce a winner in Muttland? The first full-month stream in history! Better prepare the stash, piggy.