Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[repentance]

I generally take a very dim view of people who have professional degrees or implied expertise, but rather than work in their field, they are doing social media or whatever.

Whether it's a doctor, lawyer, engineer, contractor, plumber, etc and they are doing the streaming shit instead, I question their ability.

I get it. Most professionals are in average positions earning average money in their field and if they can find the right audience they can make a lot more money streaming, at least for a while. It's not generally a long term proposition, though.

Nick was surprisingly honest about his intention to make enough money from streaming to be able to give up practising law. It was always clear that he wasn't someone who loved law. For a while it worked. He was never going to be a million dollar a year lawyer but for a brief moment he was a million dollar a year streamer.

Nick failed adapt or to recognise that it was his content, rather than him, which drew viewers. He failed to recognise that the audience appetite for frequent, long streams was gone and that people would much rather watch several streams from different creators.

Precious few professionals will ever have a long term streaming career just like precious few ever become media legal or medical commentators and even less get their own show.

 

[Not Who You Think]

I think the difference here is that Nick probably has little doubt that Drex will show up to kick his ass and fuck his wife.

Drexel is a preening coward who will do almost anything to avoid contact with the authorities. This is likely why Drexel is keeping his distance from Nick (and Kayla) as it is.

2021-01-06: Drexel wants to leave the country but fears child support

The clip below begins with Drexel grinning distractedly while viewing a handicapped girl on something called "exploited teens" (which doesn't seem to exist anymore, but I'm guessing it was exactly what it sounded like). Drexel then reveals that he is looking to move to the Dominican Republic because there is no property tax.

The only reason Drexel is still in this country is because he is afraid of child support coming after him. Once his daughter graduates, he is out. "Game over, man. Game over."

Drexel has mentioned this a few times. It isn't the love for his own daughter keeping him around (you know, the daughter he refuses to put away college money for). It's the same fear that prevents him from putting his name on any address and forcing all government contact to go through his brother.

TL/DR: Drexel's physique primarily serves his vanity and he is a spiteful coward at heart. This is why he gets turned on by disabled teens, fears women so much that he has to document every sexual encounter, and has to lie to gullible/hurting men to pay his bills.

I came to the Drex groomer stuff later, and I can only underline: What does it say about Nick and Kayla that, knowing this about Drex, they still let him in their home with kids around? EDIT/ADD: This swirls in my head while I think about how an 8 year old tests positive for cocaine. What the fuck is going on there.

It says the same thing that Drexel being head of a swinger group for years (the super smash bros) and a liaison for swinger travel groups says about them. Sometimes those warning signs are so big that they're hard to see...

Keep in mind that Nick and Kayla wanted to do drugs with their offspring when they were old enough (Nick has said 18 but Kayla would prefer age 21). Odds are that given Nick's, well, unorthodox approach to family and sexuality (wanting to hear about his own parent's sex-life and wanting his own kids to learn about his sex life) they wouldn't care what their offspring did as long as they were of legal age, and apparently Drexel can be very patient when it comes to his friend's children.

It's all so disgusting.

 

[Homer Simpson]

Now, do you know what makes me sick? Kids testing positive for cocaine?
No, Kiwi-prude child, enjoy prison.

Those disgusting Christians

The "No real christian" argument. How much money has Nosestein grifted for people asking for a prayer for loved ones?

"Christianity is a commodity..."
Speaking from experience there, Nicky?
Your nose is showing again...

I mean, you seen the size of that thing? It'd be impossible not to show.

 

[King George III]

Pastor Melin is currently attending his retirement celebration, unknown if Balldo Family is in attendance.

 

[Mourning_Cloak]

Pastor Melin is currently attending his retirement celebration, unknown if Balldo Family is in attendance.

A situation so dire, so painful it put the preacher out to pasture.

Semper Fi Brother Melin...TYFYS.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

I bet Mandy is glad he didn’t get any further involved with this Rekieta guy, he really seems like a bit of a trainwreck.

Trannywreck would be big Kino though.

Kinda sad, but its not over yet and there is a chance Kayla runs away with the Kids, April finds a new sugar daddy and Nick troons out on OF to make money.

 

[The Internet Dick]

Keep in mind that Nick and Kayla wanted to do drugs with their offspring when they were old enough (Nick has said 18 but Kayla would prefer age 21).

Wait, what? I must've somehow missed that utterly degenerate 'Let's do drugs with the kids!' shit somewhere along the line. Did Rekieta say this on video--you know, the kind of video that police, prosecutor, and public can see and hear? Is this statement captured or is this just hearsay pillow talk our perpetual party boy Nick shared with Aaron on the big bed after a marathon session of totally not gay gay sex?

If that's the case, I wish Imholte were a more reliable witness.

 

[King George III]

Semper Fi Brother Melin...TYFYS.

I recall in my youth when my Pastor retired, it was a very emotional for the congregation, as Pastor Dave was much beloved. I very much understand the importance and the melancholic atmosphere of the Church immediately after. Good pastors are hard to replace, fuck Nick if he's not there and fuck him anyway if he is.

 

[JustStopDude]

I get it. Most professionals are in average positions earning average money in their field and if they can find the right audience they can make a lot more money streaming, at least for a while. It's not generally a long term proposition, though.

You have to expose yourself and your family, to entertain complete strangers online.

Given that so few streamers ever make any money and the significant downside, I don't see the value in it.

 

[Null]

Did Rekieta hint he was going to stream and back out after the Franks denial?

 

[Oxyjen]

A situation so dire, so painful it put the preacher out to pasture

This is gonna work great for the screenplay treatment. Grizzled, hard drinking pastor who’s seen it all, just weeks from retirement. He must face demons from the past to save the youngest members of his congregation from unimaginable horror, or die trying.

 

[KittyLoaf]

Did Rekieta hint he was going to stream and back out after the Franks denial?

No. Nick's been hiding or reply-guying to Daxipad since.

He said he was going to stream after Aaron's omnibus hearing and implied he was sure Aaron was pleading guilty to the felony but backed out after that clearly didn't happen.

 

[not william stenchever]

Did Rekieta hint he was going to stream and back out after the Franks denial?

As far as I am aware Rackets only gloated about how he was going to stream about Aaron Imholte's revenge porn charges only to get SMASHED and SLAMMED by that county's court giving Aaron a scheduled settlement hearing. (presumably without the felony charge)

 

[Windy Moors]

Your nose is showing again...

through the crack of my bedroom door as I bang your wife, Nick!

The fact that he is reply-guying Daxipad and not much else is so pathetic. What compels him to chat up Dax on twitter whilst seemingly avoiding any other interaction? Save of course for when he just had to correct the record on that meme video going around about his denied motion, opening him up for more lashing.

Because the cuck got mega cucked by the judge, I think it broke him so he needs to be with Daddy Dax, who will make it all better by lying to him while surreptitiously laughing at him.

 

[Not Who You Think]

Wait, what? I must've somehow missed that utterly degenerate 'Let's do drugs with the kids!' shit somewhere along the line. Did Rekieta say this on video--you know, the kind of video that police, prosecutor, and public can see and hear? Is this statement captured or is this just hearsay pillow talk our perpetual party boy Nick shared with Aaron on the big bed after a marathon session of totally not gay gay sex?

If that's the case, I wish Imholte were a more reliable witness.

Yes, they discussed this during a stream on October 28th 2022. I've been working on a Kayla OP and am having some issues keeping track of what I have(n't) posted here.

Nick had just finished a toast and Divinity "ripped one" on a bong. This caused Kayla to become enamored with her.

Nick told Kayla that she could do it too, but Kayla was worried her kids might find out. Kayla then promptly says that her kids are only allowed to watch her on her own channel (the one whose channel thumbnail depicts her stepping on Nick).

Nick asks Kayla if she would mind if their kids did drugs at 18, Kayla says no and that she hopes they do it with her. Kayla continues to struggle with the hypothetical of the kids being old enough and then says that she prefers her kids to be 21 when they do drugs so that their brains have time to mature (her brain is mature enough to handle it, lol).

Nick changes the subject to whisky drinking and Legal Vices talks about the specialness of firsts with his children, but limits it to cigars and drinking.

Say hi to Sean.

This stream was painful to sit through, as many of the streams with Kayla are. She blames the ADHD. Couldn't be that her love of weed and other substances have taken their toll making it difficult for her to think (let alone function).

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

Did Rekieta hint he was going to stream and back out after the Franks denial?

He announced 2 streams "recently", but none after his Franks motion was Denied.

First one on the day of the Aaron's Omnibus, which he also scheduled a big personal announcement for, which he had been sitting on since September 11th (his words). When the Omnibus did not turn out as expected, Aaron not pleading guilty despite him (Nick) telling everyone that "they have Aaron dead to rights on the felony", which many people disagreed with, he simply did not show up for his own stream. (He was commenting on another stream and gaslighting instead)

Instead he streamed on the next day, but canceled the normal public stream due to "technical difficulties" and then did his Locals stream in which he suicide baited because his life is so hard and confessed to being in not-rehab, because rehab is for addicts.

He has not announced any streaming since and has very limited Twitter activity as well.

 

[Mourning_Cloak]

This is gonna work great for the screenplay treatment. Grizzled, hard drinking pastor who’s seen it all, just weeks from retirement. He must face demons from the past to save the youngest members of his congregation from unimaginable horror, or die trying.

It is Faith: The Unholy Trinity but instead of a priest it's a protestant pastor and instead of a literal demonic cult it's crackheads, swingers, pedos, and Z-list e-celebs (so still a demonic cult I guess). Instead of trying to save the Martin twins you're trying to save the Rackets kids. You don't perform an exorcism, you call CPS.

 

[RotPockets]

Because Juju made a fuck ton of money mocking Maddox’s lawsuit, Nick foolishly thought he could replicate that despite having one of the elements that made the Maddox lawsuit and being clearly guilty

Nick let the Vic crowdfunding go to his head. Here is a clip of him proclaiming every practicing attorney would fall over themselves to represent Balldo in a First & Sixth Amendment lawsuit all the way to the Supreme Court of the United States against the MN Lawyers Professional Responsibility Board Office of Lawyers Professional Responsibility. Thats right, the greatest law firms in the land will be salivating at the idea of serving Lord Balldo in exchange for ‘exposure’ and ‘handouts’. But not the Superchats, currently those go to the “Coke for April’s Silence Fund”.

Full elissaclips™:

 

[Owlbear]

Pastor Melin is currently attending his retirement celebration, unknown if Balldo Family is in attendance.

I do not see the balldo but holy shit is that music painful to listen to.

 

[Swole McPole]

Even CGoody, now the ex-sweeper, has turned:

CGoody's struggle to maintain respect for Nick has been sneaking out the sides of his comments for a few weeks now. I wonder what it was that made him give up the ghost? He looked like one of those people whose loyalty to Rekieta would never slip.