Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Potentially Criminal]

As a law student I also thought it was a huge red flag that he opened up his own solo law practice immediately after law school, seemingly without ever having clerked or having a long-term law job or mentor or anything (and refusing a mentorship from Schneider, which would have been an amazing opportunity for someone like him). All this after graduating from a law school which is literally known for accepting anybody. I cannot stress enough that that is just not something people do, unless they're Louis Brandeis graduating from Harvard in the 1800s or some shit. It's a very entertaining and tragic tale of what not to do, basically.

Homie, it happens all the time.

 

[VitasGerulaitis]

since we're sharing...
next time i checked in was the "bottle up the ass" saga. i watched his explanation and realized he was indeed a spoiled, alcoholic bum with shit takes who i could continue to ignore, and i did, until dear john. the rest is history.

Newfag here. I liked Rekieta, never thought so much of his legal acumen, especially since his story about the failed attempt to plea out an embezzler and his supposed confrontation with Judge Pussy Liquor. My turning point was the pictures of his pasty ass with the bottle along with Qayla whoring it up on Locals. This was after I had heard him say, I think, multiple times, "Don't Post Nudes, Don't Post Lewds!" Then he told his audience to fuck off. A year later he goes after Eric July in the most unhinged way. So not much different then anyone else here. Still, what a spectacular fall for someone who had really had it made on YT.

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Also, his Duncan McLeod of the Clan McLeod interview the YT supspension, Hedo II, etc, etc. God, how embarrassing!

 

[uhoh spaghettios]

SUFFAH BALLDO!

 

[3MMA]

What compels him to chat up Dax on twitter whilst seemingly avoiding any other interaction? Save of course for when he just had to correct the record on that meme video going around about his denied motion, opening him up for more lashing.

Nick having to correct the record regarding his DENIAL is about being a martyr. Someone (I forget who but they nailed it) made a comment ITT over the weekend about their expectations that Nick will take this all the way to trial. They accurately described what he’s done with the Montegraph lawsuit, & predicted he will do the same in his upcoming criminal trial, doubling down to his detriment no matter what. At the heart of that behavior lies a man who fancies himself a martyr.

Regarding Nick’s enthusiasm for hanging off of Juju the Cow’s udders, it’s his safe place. They coordinate in Juju’s Discord server, everything is expected, & Nick risks nothing. Scripted interactions, or even just public interactions with the same person Nick’s been talking with in “private” (Discord isn’t private) give him a false sense of security. Sure, them damn dirty alogs will comment, but it’s in a thread his mama cow created. He’s counting on the backup built in from Juju’s whack pack. Of course that didn’t happen & instead an account named Balldo News Network BTFO’d Nick with cool facts & logic. (If anyone is missing context, look here & here.

since we're sharing

I started watching this thread during the time Nick was sticking up for Kiwi Farms, iirc that was around Summer of 2022. I kept hearing decent things about him & found myself impressed with his support of the forum. It just so happens that this coincided with his infamous Hedonism II visit & his Locals cult was ramping up with degeneracy. This was yet to be fully exposed though, the thread was still less than 1000 pages. It was around the time that proof of Hedo II was posted ITT that it really took off to the races imo.

I became a regular reader of Nick’s thread before it was moved out of Multumedia, but just barely. I started posting here during the original No Ralph November (2022) & it was such a perfect time to delve into Nick as a cow. I came to the thread because I’d heard decent things about him, & arrived just in time to watch his downward spiral from the front row. Truly blessed. Cuckpope keeps digging himself deeper & deeper, just a wannabe martyr of a man, looking for a safe pasture where he can cope. By the time the ass bottle pics came out (freely shared by Nick himself!) I’d already added him to my roster of threads that I read & participate in on the regular.

Beyond all the fun had laughing at his antics, I realized how sick Nick truly is during the Dear John stream. It was fuckin’ psychopathic, he derived so much pleasure from that bullshit. It was truly a masks off moment, Nick was exposed as a complete piece of shit vindictive little thing. Once his cuckoldry took center stage, it all made sense. Nick gets his kicks in sick sad ways. The title that suits him most completely, that which sums up his essence, is Cuck.

 

[Third World Aristocrat]

near absolute contempt by almost everyone who knows about him except the utter dregs of the Internet.

Even CGoody, now the ex-sweeper, has turned:



(This is from the comment section on the video I just posted)

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

Now that Drex has apparently had it with Nick. I wonder if Nick would be all like "oh yeah, that nigger is totally a groomer."

Nick seems to retaliate towards anybody that doesn't fall into line.

I think Nick wasn't trying to defend Drexel as much as he was trying to make Null accept deviant behavior in general.

 

[The Wokest]

Even CGoody, now the ex-sweeper, has turned:

Not CGoody man, not him bruh
Who's going to balldowash now?

 

[200MB]

Even CGoody, now the ex-sweeper, has turned:

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Another balldo guard falls to disloyalty. If Still-Life was my only remaining capo I'd be thinking about eating a bullet too.

 

[Gorton Colu]

I always wonder what was the last straw for the last hanger ons to leave a cow.

 

[Dimension Sniper]

Another balldo guard falls to disloyalty. If Still-Life was my only remaining capo I'd be thinking about eating a bullet too.

Does anyone know what that guy’s deal is? I peeked in on Nick’s locals chat the other day out of curiosity and it’s just him endlessly talking to himself about complete nonsense.

 

[not william stenchever]

Does anyone know what that guy’s deal is? I peeked in on Nick’s locals chat the other day out of curiosity and it’s just him endlessly talking to himself about complete nonsense.

Maybe he was just born to schizopost.

 

[Oxyjen]

I bet Mandy is glad he didn’t get any further involved with this Rekieta guy, he really seems like a bit of a trainwreck.

 

[Finger Pistols]

I saw him abusing alcohol,

It was this for me. I used to listen to him as background noise for a bit after the Rittenhouse trials. But he often became really incoherent after his copious ammount of drinking. The many parasocial toast superchats didn't help his alcoholism nor the pace of the stream (or trains of thoughts) either. After that I just stopped watching him and unsuscribed.

Then Dear John spiel made me despise him and his daughter's GC-MS results showing she got more than 10x cut-off for cocaine metabolites turned me into a full a-log.

Then I saw the dear John and Hedo II pop up over here and on the Kino Casino. That meant to me that he had been stamped with the lolcow branding iron. His endless spats with people like Null or memeable moments like the shower texts didn't help him avoid lolcow status either.

 

[Bob Box Body 64]

Nick getting arrested is what caused me to create an account on here. I followed him on and off since the Tonka/Warski beef back in the day. I listened to his Rittenhouse coverage constantly at work. My 'red flag' was all the weird supposed locals stuff that was going on, then the Hedonism stuff, and increasing alcoholism. What really made me stop taking him seriously was him trying to interject himself into the Pippa/Camelot situation which was basically just the practice run for what happened to Eric July.

I had been watching the Casino almost from the start and was listening to Null cover Balldo, so when the Casino started seeing how badly Nick had fallen, it was an endless source of entertainment. Then the coke stream happened. Then he got arrested. I think most people were hoping that Nick would pull his head out of his ass and realize he'd fucked up and try to fix his shit. Then we found out his kid tested positive for coke and all sympathy went out the window. I like Sean, but I don't agree that he shouldn't go to jail. His kid being coked up by itself should be grounds to be shoved into a woodchipper. But really the guy is in denial that he did anything wrong, and if he can't accept that he fucked up then he's still a threat to his family/kids. The only way he probably will hit rock bottom at this point is prison, if only for a year.

 

[Weird Ages]

Even CGoody, now the ex-sweeper, has turned:

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The 5 stages of e-career failure

1. Every criticism is dismissed as lies and the few people calling you out for whatever you're guilty of are just treated as haters.
2. Turns out you're guilty as fuck. The most perceptive of your fans have abandoned you but everyone else either doesn't know or is happily in denial. Unless you're a pedo or you raped someone just ignore the drama and it'll go away.
3. Well, you didn't ignore the drama. Your community is split down the middle. Just cut your losses and focus on producing content.
4. Ok, you're a retard, but you still have your 10-20% diehard fans left. All you have to do now is not treat them like shit and they won't leave (Nick is here)
5. You're stuck with the last 0.5% that will never ever leave, either because they're mentally ill, too low IQ to understand what a piece of shit you are or because they think whatever you did is based (Ralph is here)

 

[Vibralldo]

Even CGoody, now the ex-sweeper, has turned:

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When and how did this happen?

Did Nick run out of wine moms Goody could unsuccessfully get sloppy seconds from?

 

[TheButcherknight]

Even CGoody, now the ex-sweeper, has turned:

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This is what happens when you dont send nudes of our wife to your capo's.

 

[AnOminous]

Even CGoody, now the ex-sweeper, has turned:

Et tu CGoody?

It's Balldover.

 

[LiquidKid]

It seemed as though he thought he could make more money from being sued than he could from doing the right thing -- ie, apologizing and settling the case. So I became more curious about him when previously I'd mostly just ignored him. I don't think I'd ever come across a lawyer who was a solid lolcow before.

Because Juju made a fuck ton of money mocking Maddox’s lawsuit, Nick foolishly thought he could replicate that despite having one of the elements that made the Maddox lawsuit and being clearly guilty

 

[Potatoherder]

Even CGoody, now the ex-sweeper, has turned:

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Kind of hard to be a head jannie when Nick doesn't stream or use locals. CGoody is no longer useful for Nick.